Dear self: if you can't afford fence panels even though the motherfucking badger keeps punchilg holes through the old boards, you can't afford £130 on shoes you will neber wear. Pack it in.
September 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Dear self: if you can't afford fence panels even though the motherfucking badger keeps punchilg holes through the old boards, you can't afford £130 on shoes you will neber wear. Pack it in.
What are you doing this evening? Oh, not much, just yelling at my chronically online mother to go touch some grass. As you do.
Cooper Howard's Vault-Tec Thumbs Up in Fallout
ALT: Cooper Howard's Vault-Tec Thumbs Up in Fallout
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September 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
What are you doing this evening? Oh, not much, just yelling at my chronically online mother to go touch some grass. As you do.
Gaaaah I want a locked account. I want to say a thing but can't.
September 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Gaaaah I want a locked account. I want to say a thing but can't.
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I mean, the way I cackled tho
September 17, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I mean, the way I cackled tho
Well, my dingled ankle is no longer really hurty but BOY by the end of the day is she THICK. Still, we'll take a non-hurting cankle over slender-but-ouch-as-fuck. It's probably progress.
September 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Well, my dingled ankle is no longer really hurty but BOY by the end of the day is she THICK. Still, we'll take a non-hurting cankle over slender-but-ouch-as-fuck. It's probably progress.
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Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called?
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
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A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
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September 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called?
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
*clears throat* Where is my goddamn parcel, royal mail? Shoulda been here last week but still nadda.
Pingu Annoyed
ALT: Pingu Annoyed
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September 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
*clears throat* Where is my goddamn parcel, royal mail? Shoulda been here last week but still nadda.
I have found a whole new rabbit hole of vintage single-take cooking insanity. The viscous white glop! The COUGH! An abomination disguised as a risotto! Horseradish drama!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_gU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_gU...
Farmhouse Kitchen - 1973 Boxing Day #farmhousekitchen
YouTube video by Michael Dibb
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September 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I have found a whole new rabbit hole of vintage single-take cooking insanity. The viscous white glop! The COUGH! An abomination disguised as a risotto! Horseradish drama!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_gU...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_gU...
I feel like nothing in the world moves slower than a delivery driver when you're the next stop
September 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I feel like nothing in the world moves slower than a delivery driver when you're the next stop
Tfw you are already lying down but your body is like "Can we lie down now?"
"But we are already lying down."
"Yeah but can we, like... like down *further*?"
"Further than horizontal?"
"Like, maybe allow the couch to physically consume us like a bed of carnivorous moss?"
Uhm. No...?
"But we are already lying down."
"Yeah but can we, like... like down *further*?"
"Further than horizontal?"
"Like, maybe allow the couch to physically consume us like a bed of carnivorous moss?"
Uhm. No...?
September 13, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Tfw you are already lying down but your body is like "Can we lie down now?"
"But we are already lying down."
"Yeah but can we, like... like down *further*?"
"Further than horizontal?"
"Like, maybe allow the couch to physically consume us like a bed of carnivorous moss?"
Uhm. No...?
"But we are already lying down."
"Yeah but can we, like... like down *further*?"
"Further than horizontal?"
"Like, maybe allow the couch to physically consume us like a bed of carnivorous moss?"
Uhm. No...?
Fuuuuck. Fell arse over teakettle on my way home and twisted my foot on the way. It's not bad but my commute next week is going to suuuuuuck.
September 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Fuuuuck. Fell arse over teakettle on my way home and twisted my foot on the way. It's not bad but my commute next week is going to suuuuuuck.
I am so. Goddamn. HUNGRY today. I have been anticipating my lunch with increasing urgency since about 10am. And now I have eaten it I could merrily and easily eat it all over again. 🍽
Ugh, I can tell today is a day I should have brought more snacks.
Ugh, I can tell today is a day I should have brought more snacks.
September 10, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I am so. Goddamn. HUNGRY today. I have been anticipating my lunch with increasing urgency since about 10am. And now I have eaten it I could merrily and easily eat it all over again. 🍽
Ugh, I can tell today is a day I should have brought more snacks.
Ugh, I can tell today is a day I should have brought more snacks.
Got an itty bitty beef roatsing joint on yellow sticker and somehow it turned into 5 portions of pot roast and a big tub of soup. I feel like it grew in the slow cooker cause it really didn't feel like that much meat at the outset...
September 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Got an itty bitty beef roatsing joint on yellow sticker and somehow it turned into 5 portions of pot roast and a big tub of soup. I feel like it grew in the slow cooker cause it really didn't feel like that much meat at the outset...
Tis Queen night on the Beeb, as it would have been Feddie's 80th birthday.
Now imagine what he would have been able to create if today's HIV drugs had existed 40 yeats ago.
So many of our students have no conscious idea that HIV was so catastrophically fatal up until very recently-
Now imagine what he would have been able to create if today's HIV drugs had existed 40 yeats ago.
So many of our students have no conscious idea that HIV was so catastrophically fatal up until very recently-
September 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Tis Queen night on the Beeb, as it would have been Feddie's 80th birthday.
Now imagine what he would have been able to create if today's HIV drugs had existed 40 yeats ago.
So many of our students have no conscious idea that HIV was so catastrophically fatal up until very recently-
Now imagine what he would have been able to create if today's HIV drugs had existed 40 yeats ago.
So many of our students have no conscious idea that HIV was so catastrophically fatal up until very recently-
Did groceries, did garden shit, but the badgers have bashed in the fence so I have surrendered. Whatever. Dig a hole. No longer care. My beloved tequila sunrise carnation died in the drought anyway. Chaos will eventually consume us all.
September 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Did groceries, did garden shit, but the badgers have bashed in the fence so I have surrendered. Whatever. Dig a hole. No longer care. My beloved tequila sunrise carnation died in the drought anyway. Chaos will eventually consume us all.
I need to *do* things today and I DON'T WANT TO. I need to weed the garden now it's had some rain, and buy groceries, and find the Bean a bday present, and batch cook some work lunches, and the only thing I *want* to do is lie on the sofa and moan.
September 5, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I need to *do* things today and I DON'T WANT TO. I need to weed the garden now it's had some rain, and buy groceries, and find the Bean a bday present, and batch cook some work lunches, and the only thing I *want* to do is lie on the sofa and moan.
Fuck's. Sake. How are you paid more than me when I seem to be doing half your job for you?
Or as m'collegue put it "He's still here then? Well, at least until you throw him out of a window..."
Or as m'collegue put it "He's still here then? Well, at least until you throw him out of a window..."
September 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Fuck's. Sake. How are you paid more than me when I seem to be doing half your job for you?
Or as m'collegue put it "He's still here then? Well, at least until you throw him out of a window..."
Or as m'collegue put it "He's still here then? Well, at least until you throw him out of a window..."
Overheard in the hallway.
"If you listen closely, very faintly you can hear Miku behind Freddie Mercury."
I don't even want to know what unholy bullshit mashup they are listening to. Nope. Hard pass.
"If you listen closely, very faintly you can hear Miku behind Freddie Mercury."
I don't even want to know what unholy bullshit mashup they are listening to. Nope. Hard pass.
September 4, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Overheard in the hallway.
"If you listen closely, very faintly you can hear Miku behind Freddie Mercury."
I don't even want to know what unholy bullshit mashup they are listening to. Nope. Hard pass.
"If you listen closely, very faintly you can hear Miku behind Freddie Mercury."
I don't even want to know what unholy bullshit mashup they are listening to. Nope. Hard pass.
*bellows* PO-TAY-TOOOOOOOOES!
No Thoughts Only Potato Potato
Alt: No Thoughts Only Potato Potato
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September 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
*bellows* PO-TAY-TOOOOOOOOES!
I am so blisteringly tired today. I was blisteringly tired yesterday, too. Booking the swimmen for today in a fit of blind optimism may have been a mistake. 💀
September 2, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I am so blisteringly tired today. I was blisteringly tired yesterday, too. Booking the swimmen for today in a fit of blind optimism may have been a mistake. 💀
Oh ffs, not content with diddling around the timetable, now swimming has gone up by a quid as well?
Angry Pingu Penguin
Alt: Angry Pingu Penguin wearing a pink towel on his head, his glare hardened like steel tempered in the fires of Mordor...
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September 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Oh ffs, not content with diddling around the timetable, now swimming has gone up by a quid as well?
Also, there seems to be a lot of tartan flannel garments on sale suddenly? It's shaping up to be a very Winchester autumn.
Cutest skirt in Next, I love it deeply, it's so swooshy and I really want it, which is unusual for a skirt. But it's pocketless and nearly £50! Fuuucking hell. Nope.
Cutest skirt in Next, I love it deeply, it's so swooshy and I really want it, which is unusual for a skirt. But it's pocketless and nearly £50! Fuuucking hell. Nope.
Dean Winchester's Exasperated Sigh
ALT: Dean Winchester's Exasperated Sigh
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August 31, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Also, there seems to be a lot of tartan flannel garments on sale suddenly? It's shaping up to be a very Winchester autumn.
Cutest skirt in Next, I love it deeply, it's so swooshy and I really want it, which is unusual for a skirt. But it's pocketless and nearly £50! Fuuucking hell. Nope.
Cutest skirt in Next, I love it deeply, it's so swooshy and I really want it, which is unusual for a skirt. But it's pocketless and nearly £50! Fuuucking hell. Nope.
Brunch date with the Wench this morning. At a massive toastie and drank a gallon of tea. Discovered on the way home the marketplace loos post-renno are now 50p instead of 20p. Boo, inflation!
BUT they take contactless payment at last! Huzzah technology! Finally joined the 21st century.
BUT they take contactless payment at last! Huzzah technology! Finally joined the 21st century.
August 31, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Brunch date with the Wench this morning. At a massive toastie and drank a gallon of tea. Discovered on the way home the marketplace loos post-renno are now 50p instead of 20p. Boo, inflation!
BUT they take contactless payment at last! Huzzah technology! Finally joined the 21st century.
BUT they take contactless payment at last! Huzzah technology! Finally joined the 21st century.
I am getting That Coat cleaned. The one I bought nearly 15 years ago that never quite fitted and then VERY DEFINITELY didn't fit and that has been in the wardrobe for over a decade just in case.
It is So Close to fitting. The buttons finally (and for the first time) do up, it's just still a bit snug
It is So Close to fitting. The buttons finally (and for the first time) do up, it's just still a bit snug
August 31, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I am getting That Coat cleaned. The one I bought nearly 15 years ago that never quite fitted and then VERY DEFINITELY didn't fit and that has been in the wardrobe for over a decade just in case.
It is So Close to fitting. The buttons finally (and for the first time) do up, it's just still a bit snug
It is So Close to fitting. The buttons finally (and for the first time) do up, it's just still a bit snug
Why did no one tell me there was a 2nd season of Bookish? Bloody love me a vintage detective show.
August 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Why did no one tell me there was a 2nd season of Bookish? Bloody love me a vintage detective show.