Theo Lamb
@lambocalypse.bsky.social
Artist. Butch lesbian, any pronouns. 38. Obsessed with The Locked Tomb, my partner, and art. https://linktr.ee/lambocalypse?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=a77d444f-0589-42b4-9af3-29630f2158f3
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If anyone can spare any money to help me pay bills I would greatly appreciate it. I'm disabled and haven't been able to work a steady job since 2018. Any helps goes to my bills and keeps me out of the sun trying to do deliveries (my meds hate the sun and I'm always in pain). Links in bio. Love you.
The couple next door are moving. We're sad because they're both very nice and share stuff with us a lot. The husband gave me a miter saw he doesn't want to have to send off and omg I'm having a blast. KC gave me some money to buy some wood to make them a little folding desk. Hehehe
August 30, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The couple next door are moving. We're sad because they're both very nice and share stuff with us a lot. The husband gave me a miter saw he doesn't want to have to send off and omg I'm having a blast. KC gave me some money to buy some wood to make them a little folding desk. Hehehe
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Just one kiss. Only one.
2026
2026
August 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Just one kiss. Only one.
2026
2026
As things online get worse and less inviting, I'm over here going back in time with my crafting doing things like making cord with a lucet and trying to figure out if I can make an ancient warp-weighted loom from sticks I find in a forest.
August 30, 2026 at 5:32 AM
As things online get worse and less inviting, I'm over here going back in time with my crafting doing things like making cord with a lucet and trying to figure out if I can make an ancient warp-weighted loom from sticks I find in a forest.
If anyone can spare any money to help me pay bills I would greatly appreciate it. I'm disabled and haven't been able to work a steady job since 2018. Any helps goes to my bills and keeps me out of the sun trying to do deliveries (my meds hate the sun and I'm always in pain). Links in bio. Love you.
August 29, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If anyone can spare any money to help me pay bills I would greatly appreciate it. I'm disabled and haven't been able to work a steady job since 2018. Any helps goes to my bills and keeps me out of the sun trying to do deliveries (my meds hate the sun and I'm always in pain). Links in bio. Love you.
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We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books.
The short answer: page by page, by hand.
You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it.
Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...
The short answer: page by page, by hand.
You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it.
Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...
August 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books.
The short answer: page by page, by hand.
You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it.
Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...
The short answer: page by page, by hand.
You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it.
Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...
Have you heard about our person lord and savior, the Necro Lord Prime?
August 22, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Have you heard about our person lord and savior, the Necro Lord Prime?
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Call me Victor Frankenstein the way I'm making a friend for my child.
August 19, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Call me Victor Frankenstein the way I'm making a friend for my child.
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August 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
August 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Y'all, my partner loves me so fucking much. They let me scroll through the weird radfem that followed them before blocking her because they know I love looking at weirdos on the internet. ;-;
It feels so nice to be seen and understood.
It feels so nice to be seen and understood.
August 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Y'all, my partner loves me so fucking much. They let me scroll through the weird radfem that followed them before blocking her because they know I love looking at weirdos on the internet. ;-;
It feels so nice to be seen and understood.
It feels so nice to be seen and understood.
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It’s really starting to grind me down
July 30, 2026 at 5:27 AM
It’s really starting to grind me down
I made my child spend time outside in my janky backyard garden.
July 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I made my child spend time outside in my janky backyard garden.
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i do this cuz i like you
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
June 24, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i do this cuz i like you
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
I was too busy to post about it but yesterday was my love @raccoonbat.bsky.social 's birthday. I'm so lucky I have them in my life and I'm so happy to have them by my side to deal with everything life keeps throwing at me. So I just wanna brag for a moment. Lol
June 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I was too busy to post about it but yesterday was my love @raccoonbat.bsky.social 's birthday. I'm so lucky I have them in my life and I'm so happy to have them by my side to deal with everything life keeps throwing at me. So I just wanna brag for a moment. Lol
Yesterday was my birthday. I'm 38 now. I love my partner so much. And I'm thankful for my friends.
June 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Yesterday was my birthday. I'm 38 now. I love my partner so much. And I'm thankful for my friends.
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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The big accounts not bothering with ALT is so discouraging esp when they claim they are inclusive. I havnt complained about this in awhile but guys im still here and im still BLIND and i wanna be able to interact and enjoy this site too, please use ALT text!
The amount of art thats being posted and reposted on here still not having ALT text or using the "Alt 4 me"(no spaces) tag, is frustrwting and disappointing. 😌
I wanna enjoy my little corner of the internet too...
I wanna enjoy my little corner of the internet too...
April 27, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The big accounts not bothering with ALT is so discouraging esp when they claim they are inclusive. I havnt complained about this in awhile but guys im still here and im still BLIND and i wanna be able to interact and enjoy this site too, please use ALT text!
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happy birthday weed
April 20, 2026 at 11:15 AM
happy birthday weed
Had the best day ever with @raccoonbat.bsky.social at the ren faire.
I am the luckiest butch there ever was.
I am the luckiest butch there ever was.
April 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Had the best day ever with @raccoonbat.bsky.social at the ren faire.
I am the luckiest butch there ever was.
I am the luckiest butch there ever was.
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The ren fair was so fun, and loved dressing up with @lambocalypse.bsky.social, now for a nap and then to DM a ShadowDark lvl 0 gauntlet for my parents, lol.
April 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The ren fair was so fun, and loved dressing up with @lambocalypse.bsky.social, now for a nap and then to DM a ShadowDark lvl 0 gauntlet for my parents, lol.
Wrong. My cat would ask me where I am every few minutes and then ignore me when I get home. She is obsessed with me but in the way that she needs me to see her ignoring me.
April 19, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Wrong. My cat would ask me where I am every few minutes and then ignore me when I get home. She is obsessed with me but in the way that she needs me to see her ignoring me.
Look what KC bought for me when I spotted them at the game store. I'm so excited to paint them when I finish my green dragon.
April 19, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Look what KC bought for me when I spotted them at the game store. I'm so excited to paint them when I finish my green dragon.