Lana • LA •
@lanahs.bsky.social
STEM pro, dreamy darling
Still on X so let’s treat this account as backup for now?
http://allmylinks.com/lanahs
Still on X so let’s treat this account as backup for now?
http://allmylinks.com/lanahs
I know it’s not popular to mix your political stances with heaux-ing but considering the times, it’s called being multifaceted and you *can* be a baddie with big youknowwhats and also have political takes
September 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I know it’s not popular to mix your political stances with heaux-ing but considering the times, it’s called being multifaceted and you *can* be a baddie with big youknowwhats and also have political takes
hey y’all
Palestine will be free 🇵🇸
Palestine will be free 🇵🇸
September 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
hey y’all
Palestine will be free 🇵🇸
Palestine will be free 🇵🇸
running through your mind
August 19, 2026 at 6:43 PM
running through your mind
my @tryst.link is down because they’re taking a long time to verify my ID. if you need to reach me, please reach out other ways. I’m still here
August 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
my @tryst.link is down because they’re taking a long time to verify my ID. if you need to reach me, please reach out other ways. I’m still here
once in a while you’ll catch me smiling in a picture 😈
July 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
once in a while you’ll catch me smiling in a picture 😈
birthday torso picture because we should all celebrate this
July 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
birthday torso picture because we should all celebrate this
this door could be you
July 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
this door could be you
i know it’s not officially pride month anymore, but i’m bi so technically i can pick any month to be pride month because i like everyone and every month
July 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
i know it’s not officially pride month anymore, but i’m bi so technically i can pick any month to be pride month because i like everyone and every month
I’ve been cutting my own hair for years, but today is the day to I hand it over to the professionals in the same way you should hand over your s life over to the professionals 😘😇
June 24, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I’ve been cutting my own hair for years, but today is the day to I hand it over to the professionals in the same way you should hand over your s life over to the professionals 😘😇
had a silly little rp request. who am i?
June 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
had a silly little rp request. who am i?
had a major cancellation next week and have some tickets to give away. contact me if you like baseball or magic 💖
June 13, 2026 at 6:56 AM
had a major cancellation next week and have some tickets to give away. contact me if you like baseball or magic 💖
Paint me like one of your not agentic ai sf girls
June 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Paint me like one of your not agentic ai sf girls
thanks for the excellent company and climbing, bishop
May 25, 2026 at 12:08 AM
thanks for the excellent company and climbing, bishop
this got me sb on ig and definitely can’t put this on x. it’s on tg and now here. let me know you see me 😈
May 19, 2026 at 6:07 PM
this got me sb on ig and definitely can’t put this on x. it’s on tg and now here. let me know you see me 😈
imagine a recipe website just posting their recipe and cooking instructions immediately? 🫦
May 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
imagine a recipe website just posting their recipe and cooking instructions immediately? 🫦
besties, please bring your highest selves to your inquiries or your inquiry will get ignored or worse, my assistant may eventually provide some type of correspondence education
May 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
besties, please bring your highest selves to your inquiries or your inquiry will get ignored or worse, my assistant may eventually provide some type of correspondence education
Vancouver BC questions:
• Do I have any colleagues that I can 1, consult with privately about safety and 2, anyone renting spaces out Jul 3-7?
• Do I have any “soccer fans” that would like to show me around and get dinner between Jul 3-7?
• Do I have any colleagues that I can 1, consult with privately about safety and 2, anyone renting spaces out Jul 3-7?
• Do I have any “soccer fans” that would like to show me around and get dinner between Jul 3-7?
May 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Vancouver BC questions:
• Do I have any colleagues that I can 1, consult with privately about safety and 2, anyone renting spaces out Jul 3-7?
• Do I have any “soccer fans” that would like to show me around and get dinner between Jul 3-7?
• Do I have any colleagues that I can 1, consult with privately about safety and 2, anyone renting spaces out Jul 3-7?
• Do I have any “soccer fans” that would like to show me around and get dinner between Jul 3-7?
a little smoothie and farmers market date with the most enchanting @meetmelko.bsky.social
April 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
a little smoothie and farmers market date with the most enchanting @meetmelko.bsky.social
lately when people have been reserving with me, i ask for people to share their favorite professional book that has helped their careers (or favorite book of all time) in the reservation memo and tbh, this is the best new book reading list hack + conversation starter
April 28, 2026 at 6:53 PM
lately when people have been reserving with me, i ask for people to share their favorite professional book that has helped their careers (or favorite book of all time) in the reservation memo and tbh, this is the best new book reading list hack + conversation starter
specific to LA 24 hr date idea:
you take me shopping at century city mall for 6 hrs and the remaining 18 we try to find your car in the parking garage
you take me shopping at century city mall for 6 hrs and the remaining 18 we try to find your car in the parking garage
April 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
specific to LA 24 hr date idea:
you take me shopping at century city mall for 6 hrs and the remaining 18 we try to find your car in the parking garage
you take me shopping at century city mall for 6 hrs and the remaining 18 we try to find your car in the parking garage
i was on a flight in business class
a husband and wife are sitting in different cabins and the husband chose the business class cabin
his wife just came up from economy to ask him to switch seats and he said no but I’ll get you a bag of premium chips
do not be this man
a husband and wife are sitting in different cabins and the husband chose the business class cabin
his wife just came up from economy to ask him to switch seats and he said no but I’ll get you a bag of premium chips
do not be this man
April 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i was on a flight in business class
a husband and wife are sitting in different cabins and the husband chose the business class cabin
his wife just came up from economy to ask him to switch seats and he said no but I’ll get you a bag of premium chips
do not be this man
a husband and wife are sitting in different cabins and the husband chose the business class cabin
his wife just came up from economy to ask him to switch seats and he said no but I’ll get you a bag of premium chips
do not be this man
LA, I’ll be ready next week 😘
craving good food, good company, good jokes, good shopping 💖 help me manage my jet lag
craving good food, good company, good jokes, good shopping 💖 help me manage my jet lag
April 13, 2026 at 11:01 AM
LA, I’ll be ready next week 😘
craving good food, good company, good jokes, good shopping 💖 help me manage my jet lag
craving good food, good company, good jokes, good shopping 💖 help me manage my jet lag