Chris Laporte
@laportereporte.bsky.social
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Bacon '03, UConn '07, SLU Law '10
Democrat
Sox/Pats/Celtics/Blues fan
Trekkie
Future "X" Refugee
Bacon '03, UConn '07, SLU Law '10
Democrat
Sox/Pats/Celtics/Blues fan
Trekkie
Future "X" Refugee
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New contender for the ultimate "Imagine if Obama said it" submission
September 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
New contender for the ultimate "Imagine if Obama said it" submission
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If only there had been some historical precedent for the Iranian regime deliberately prolonging a crisis, even to their own detriment, just to punish a specific US president who'd launched a military operation on Iranian soil.
If only someone (anyone really) had told this administration that attacking Iran repeatedly would likely lead to this outcome...
*Touches ear* Hang on, I'm being told that everyone told this administration this was a likely outcome.
*Touches ear* Hang on, I'm being told that everyone told this administration this was a likely outcome.
Well, if they insist...
September 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
If only there had been some historical precedent for the Iranian regime deliberately prolonging a crisis, even to their own detriment, just to punish a specific US president who'd launched a military operation on Iranian soil.
anyone involved with this protest forfeits the right to make A*ron H*rnandez jokes for all time
Buffalo Bills Fans Announce Official O.J. Simpson Protest
They're speaking out.
www.star-telegram.com
September 17, 2026 at 9:56 PM
anyone involved with this protest forfeits the right to make A*ron H*rnandez jokes for all time
He has this weird obsession with undoing everything that specific branch of the Kennedy family accomplished or built that, IMO, can only be explained by Caroline rejecting his advances or John-John stealing one of his mistresses
It's why I'm shocked (but relieved!) he hasn't hit Cuba yet
It's why I'm shocked (but relieved!) he hasn't hit Cuba yet
One of the biggest "And if he doesn't?" moments in US history.
Wonder how Republicans feel about having to run on desecrating the memory of the third-most popular president ever.
Wonder how Republicans feel about having to run on desecrating the memory of the third-most popular president ever.
September 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
He has this weird obsession with undoing everything that specific branch of the Kennedy family accomplished or built that, IMO, can only be explained by Caroline rejecting his advances or John-John stealing one of his mistresses
It's why I'm shocked (but relieved!) he hasn't hit Cuba yet
It's why I'm shocked (but relieved!) he hasn't hit Cuba yet
can we get one more game out of Gilmore?
CB Carlton Davis III (neck) was not spotted at the media-access portion of practice today. Davis did not practice Wednesday.
CB depth chart:
🏈 Christian Gonzalez
🏈 Davis III
🏈 Marcus Jones (slot)
🏈 Charles Woods
🏈 Channing Canada
🏈 Karon Prunty
- - -
🏈 Kindle Vildor (PS)
CB depth chart:
🏈 Christian Gonzalez
🏈 Davis III
🏈 Marcus Jones (slot)
🏈 Charles Woods
🏈 Channing Canada
🏈 Karon Prunty
- - -
🏈 Kindle Vildor (PS)
September 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
can we get one more game out of Gilmore?
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If you want to maximize the political damage here stop calling it the Kennedy Center and start calling it the JFK Memorial. Which by law, official name and intention, is what it is.
Trump is threatening to bulldoze the JFK Memorial.
Trump is threatening to bulldoze the JFK Memorial.
September 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
If you want to maximize the political damage here stop calling it the Kennedy Center and start calling it the JFK Memorial. Which by law, official name and intention, is what it is.
Trump is threatening to bulldoze the JFK Memorial.
Trump is threatening to bulldoze the JFK Memorial.
lmao they axed Dungy *and* Polian, bye bitches
Tony Dungy, Lisa Salters among those stripped of Pro Football Hall of Fame votes
Former NBC Sports analyst Tony Dungy and ESPN reporter Lisa Salters are among those who will no longer get Pro Football Hall of Fame votes.
awfulannouncing.com
September 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
lmao they axed Dungy *and* Polian, bye bitches
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This is the funniest possible statement they could have released, thank you
New: FBS oversight committee says it cannot overturn the Michigan-WMU ending.
"The committee agreed that the instant replay protocols were not followed in the contest’s second-to-last play. Had the protocols been followed, the outcome of the game would have been different."
"The committee agreed that the instant replay protocols were not followed in the contest’s second-to-last play. Had the protocols been followed, the outcome of the game would have been different."
September 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This is the funniest possible statement they could have released, thank you
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the rallying cry of soon to be divorced men everywhere
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
September 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
the rallying cry of soon to be divorced men everywhere
scene from the proposed @edsbs.bsky.social adaptation of Shogun set in Louisiana
September 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
scene from the proposed @edsbs.bsky.social adaptation of Shogun set in Louisiana
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If Biden or Obama had started a war that led to attacks like these on American bases—and then covered it up for months—the political backlash would eclipse Benghazi.
One service member: "We're not defending these bases. We're just watching them get destroyed." www.cbsnews.com/news/new-pho...
One service member: "We're not defending these bases. We're just watching them get destroyed." www.cbsnews.com/news/new-pho...
New photos show widespread damage at U.S. positions caused by Iranian missile, drone attacks
The images were sent to CBS News by active service members under condition of anonymity.
www.cbsnews.com
September 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
If Biden or Obama had started a war that led to attacks like these on American bases—and then covered it up for months—the political backlash would eclipse Benghazi.
One service member: "We're not defending these bases. We're just watching them get destroyed." www.cbsnews.com/news/new-pho...
One service member: "We're not defending these bases. We're just watching them get destroyed." www.cbsnews.com/news/new-pho...
@edsbs.bsky.social this is how I found out the lads are coming stateside
Just impeccable timing from everyone involved, no notes
September 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social this is how I found out the lads are coming stateside
Just impeccable timing from everyone involved, no notes
September 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Just impeccable timing from everyone involved, no notes
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probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
America is really beautiful and interesting. For example right now we have two different candidates for national office who are just straight up shooting surveillance cameras www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Meet the candidates putting bullets in Flock cameras
Some political hopefuls aren't just opposed to surveillance cameras—they're shooting at them.
www.motherjones.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
my official position as a lifelong Patriots fan on Bawb Kraft
September 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
my official position as a lifelong Patriots fan on Bawb Kraft
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My read is that there aren’t five votes to let Trump literally rig elections. Roberts and Barrett won’t greenlight overt election subversion or chaotic, illegal interference with voting. Kavanaugh and Gorsuch aren’t reliable but don’t love the chaos either. Thomas and Alito want to end democracy.
In upside-down world, Justice Alito blames "the plaintiff States and the courts" for causing the late timing of USPS' attempt to interfere in mail voting by suing to stop it.
Unmentioned by Alito: USPS issued the rule in violation of an injunction.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
Unmentioned by Alito: USPS issued the rule in violation of an injunction.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
September 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
My read is that there aren’t five votes to let Trump literally rig elections. Roberts and Barrett won’t greenlight overt election subversion or chaotic, illegal interference with voting. Kavanaugh and Gorsuch aren’t reliable but don’t love the chaos either. Thomas and Alito want to end democracy.
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I mean it makes sense. Those people saved the building that Trump would attack with an armed mob 20 years later so
September 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I mean it makes sense. Those people saved the building that Trump would attack with an armed mob 20 years later so
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I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
September 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
someone crank that generic guitar riff because it's time to TALK ABOUT 'EM, OH YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BUCKS
alright everyone, i have sat down and started work for the day. it is the monday after an ohio state loss. this means it's time to listen to columbus sports talk radio all day and report back on funny stuff i hear.
September 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
someone crank that generic guitar riff because it's time to TALK ABOUT 'EM, OH YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BUCKS
it really says something that his father has become a multibillionaire through various avenues of corruption and STILL didn't want to pay for any of this himself
“This should be unthinkable for the son of the president. End of story.”
A Russian oligarch close to Putin bankrolled Don Jr.’s wedding.
www.propublica.org/article/dona...
A Russian oligarch close to Putin bankrolled Don Jr.’s wedding.
www.propublica.org/article/dona...
Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
www.propublica.org
September 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
it really says something that his father has become a multibillionaire through various avenues of corruption and STILL didn't want to pay for any of this himself
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Millennial who as a kid argued about the Iraqi War on a Dragonball Z message board vs. anyone else in a debate.
September 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Millennial who as a kid argued about the Iraqi War on a Dragonball Z message board vs. anyone else in a debate.
I think that's a catch but who the fuck knows anymore
September 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I think that's a catch but who the fuck knows anymore