APOLLO.
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APOLLO.
@laserfocusedeyes.bsky.social
· Feb 4
No?!
Wow... I can't believe Apollo hates women...
Isn't it kind of egotistical to call yourself pure of heart?
July 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
No?!
Isn't it kind of egotistical to call yourself pure of heart?
July 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Isn't it kind of egotistical to call yourself pure of heart?
(Dear universe: Just one break. Please?)
(It's both.)
(I can't tell if that's a "Mr. Wright cross-examined a parrot" joke or a "Trucy's nickname for me is the same as a bird's name" joke.)
June 19, 2026 at 5:57 AM
(Dear universe: Just one break. Please?)
(I can't tell if that's a "Mr. Wright cross-examined a parrot" joke or a "Trucy's nickname for me is the same as a bird's name" joke.)
June 19, 2026 at 5:55 AM
(I can't tell if that's a "Mr. Wright cross-examined a parrot" joke or a "Trucy's nickname for me is the same as a bird's name" joke.)
(I think, maybe, because he's a picture?)
June 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
(I think, maybe, because he's a picture?)
Reposted by APOLLO.
Hit by a car and framed for murder. This feels familiar.
June 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Hit by a car and framed for murder. This feels familiar.
I'm getting déjà vu.
June 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I'm getting déjà vu.
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Ok, relax, Statler and Waldorf.
June 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Ok, relax, Statler and Waldorf.
(Too much information, Mr. Wright...)
June 14, 2026 at 5:38 AM
(Too much information, Mr. Wright...)
Of... puppy-dog eyes? I'm not doing that.
Polly, Athena, lend me your power!
June 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Of... puppy-dog eyes? I'm not doing that.
Come to Khura'in and you can have my cases.
We've had like two cases since you left. I'm withering away over here.
June 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Come to Khura'in and you can have my cases.
(leaving the courtroom with the most haunted look on his face) worst day of my life
April 20, 2026 at 2:43 PM
(leaving the courtroom with the most haunted look on his face) worst day of my life
(... Does this mean I'm gonna have to start cleaning the office bathroom again?)
April 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
(... Does this mean I'm gonna have to start cleaning the office bathroom again?)
... Made you look.
March 18, 2026 at 4:04 PM
... Made you look.
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It's clear the defendant lost. Badly.
March 4, 2026 at 9:09 AM
It's clear the defendant lost. Badly.
...You're dripping water all over the carpet.
(soaked with rain) Maybe you don't get it, Apollo, but to meet someone with such an intensive, competitive spirit... it's beautiful, is what it is.
It's not "free time" when I'm busy with paperwork and the bathroom needs to be cleaned.
March 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
...You're dripping water all over the carpet.
It's not "free time" when I'm busy with paperwork and the bathroom needs to be cleaned.
March 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
It's not "free time" when I'm busy with paperwork and the bathroom needs to be cleaned.
(giving her mochi ice cream) eat your jell-o, trucy
thYOU *DID* EAT SOME OF MY PUDDING
March 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
(giving her mochi ice cream) eat your jell-o, trucy
👁️👁️
( louder ) I Can't Believe Polly Ate All My Pudding
March 2, 2026 at 5:19 AM
👁️👁️
Just today, you were crying about snakes...
I never ended up asking anyone out on Valentine's. Thought I'd be all bummed out, but I guess I'm just too tough to cry!
February 21, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Just today, you were crying about snakes...
( nc )
Okay but you literally Are
Okay but you literally Are
( nc )
i am not the amazing mr hat's keeper
i am not the amazing mr hat's keeper
( nc )
trucy the first one was yourself
trucy the first one was yourself
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
( nc )
Okay but you literally Are
Okay but you literally Are
( nc )
trucy the first one was yourself
trucy the first one was yourself
( nc )
if i had a nickel for every time i've been held hostage i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice!
if i had a nickel for every time i've been held hostage i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice!
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 AM
( nc )
trucy the first one was yourself
trucy the first one was yourself