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it's whin/kelsey im tired of making new accounts dog
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Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
Shailene Woodley in Balenciaga fw26 Couture at the #Emmys
September 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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What Macklemore actually said:
September 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
the us dept of labor seems a little. confused
September 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
anyway appeals forms are so dumb. making me basically write "i need this and my doctor says so" like 5 times.
September 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
pirate ship has been doing some odd things w name/company fields (these were made into one line) but my fav recent one was the guy who like, just gave his name as Greg and it produced a label for Greg Greg. sure
September 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
cpap company: your insurance denied the equipment but they always do, just call and appeal and theyll approve it
insurance: oh sorry you have to go online
online: you don't have an account we made a new system
online: oh actually appeals are just a form to print
the form: pls include 500 documents
September 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
usually its just annoying when people tell you what's happening on xwitter but mouse-eating babygate is frying me
September 14, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Sometimes my feed is just:

[amazing art] looking for work

[goated resume] looking for work

[great writing] looking for work

[banger music] looking for work

Dave Slutbutt, CEO of Game Dev, has laid off 9000 people to buy a 4th house in Bora Bora.

[industry veteran] looking for work
September 14, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks.

Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers!

boycottstarbucks.net
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
boycottstarbucks.net
September 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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This is Quagsire. Before you post that shit, you have to read it out loud to him first.
September 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
personally i feel like it used to refer derogatorily to long-winded discussions that had a flavor of important topics (social justice etc) but were usually pretty misguided/pointless

i still would not call people saying the remake's designs are good or bad discourse. that's silly.
the damn thing about this is, it wasn't intended to make stupid online arguments sound more important. people started to call them by academic terms in order to mock them, but then discourse was adopted as the non-satiric name
September 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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for any who may need it
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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what causes this? well..
September 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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If the gates into heaven has a line flanked by a Charlie Kirk debate station half submerged in water like he’s on some Tears of the Kingdom sky island, then I hope heaven has a FastPass like Disney World.
September 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
debating hitler and los hermanos guevara in heaven
September 13, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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yeah right, Charlie Kirk would go down in the first round to the undisputed champ: Persian cat in a pom pom nightcap
September 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Ok NOW I’m hype for Kingdom Hearts IV
September 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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“Previously published as Hot Jobs In Video Games”
September 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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September 12, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
theonion.com
September 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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There are people out there with lives I could not begin to conceptualize
September 12, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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idk what to think about this. incredible craftsmanship and ability. but.. it's fuckin rick sanchez
This Rick Sanchez statue isn't painted. Every color comes from a different natural stone, carved and fitted like a 3D mosaic.
September 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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September 10, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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this reminded me just how funny adding mega man music + sfx to random videos is
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 AM