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Laurent Guy
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Data scientist, market analyst, foreign policy realist, avid history consumer.
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Can't say I'm surprised at this early release for the white woman cop who murdered a black guy, but shocking nonetheless
Amber Guyger granted parole 7 years after conviction for murder of Botham Jean
At her 2019 trial, Amber Guyger testified she believed Botham Jean was a burglar. She was off-duty but still wearing her police uniform.
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October 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Conspiracy theories break your brain. Make you stupid.

No, the Israeli government did not somehow get over 100 passengers and a stabbed Indian pilot and all the medical personnel who treated the pilot and the governments of the UAE and Saudi Arabia to all tell the same false story. That is absurd.
October 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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I don't know, sure looks like an ideological clown speaking here.
Hegseth: "The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top."
September 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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The ACLU's Jeffrey Stein called the ruling a "huge step in the right direction."

“The public deserves to know how our government is justifying the cold-blooded murder of hundreds of civilians." 🔽
A federal judge ORDERED the Trump admin to privately show him the memo purporting to justify boat strikes that have killed 234 people in the Caribbean and Pacific.

Judge Engelmayer rejected several rationales for withholding the memo from the public and will determine whether to release it.
September 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Ex-WV police chief violently attacked a woman over an expired registration. Though innocent, she spent five days in jail before the charge was dismissed. He resigned and was decertified.
September 30, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Things that Senator Eric Schmitt always confuses:

Iowa Hawkeyes vs. Atlanta Hawks.

A John Deer Tractor vs. A Dear John Letter.

Washington State vs. Washington DC.

Gorrillas vs. Guerrillas.

Duke University’s Blue Devils vs. Arizona State University’s Sun Devils.
September 29, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Holy shit, this ad!

I cannot imagine the impetus for pardoning this guy. But I’m not even sure it matters. Kind of along the lines of that Roger Marshall ad. If you’re explaining you’re losing.
Jesus Christ dude
September 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Amid outcry, NY prosecutors have reopened the criminal investigation into the 7 Cornell gang rapists, a case that was covered up 2 years ago.

These assholes would’ve been punished if they had written “free Palestine” instead of “free p*ssy.” Cornell leadership should be investigated too.
September 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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At a certain level, only God-given talent could produce this type of answer. It just can't be taught.
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
September 28, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Remember, they prosecuted Aaron Swartz and drove him to suicide for hacking one system with the goal of making academic articles freely available to the public. Sam Altman hacked 1000s of sites with the goal of being a trillionaire.
September 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Talk to Da Han
September 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it
Assistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald: "Apparently 35% of people have never even used their Obamacare account for any health services. That is a statistical impossibility and it's because these are not real people seeking real care. These are fraudsters."
September 26, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Guess I need to set my house on fire so I can use my insurance
Assistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald: "Apparently 35% of people have never even used their Obamacare account for any health services. That is a statistical impossibility and it's because these are not real people seeking real care. These are fraudsters."
September 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Still love this
September 24, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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I've had life insurance for years. Haven't used it once.
Dr Oz: "There are 5 times more people in parts of Obamacare in Florida than live in the state. It's impossible More than a third of people on Obamacare have never used the insurance policy once. If you were gonna pay your hard-earned money to buy insurance, would you ever use it? The answer is yes"
September 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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“to the victor go the spoils” is basically the whole thing the UN was designed to prevent
Trump: "In January, at my direction, the United States military conducted a massive military operation penetrating deep into the Venezuelan capital ... it was a war. To the victor belong the spoils."
September 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
It would be like auto insurers kicking out drivers who never have accidents. That’s what you do if you want to wreak the system.
Dr Oz says the Trump administration will kick more than a million people off health insurance because some of them have "never filed a claim"
September 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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The demands of journalism in the Trump age.
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
September 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Truly the ugliest American.
September 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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If the awards are all white, it's because white people are better. But if they're not all white, that's racist. bsky.app/profile/mari...
LOL, the gotcha part in the second paragraph is truly hilarious. Who will think of the straight white rightwing men in the literary world? WHO? WHO?
September 22, 2026 at 2:41 PM
So much for the “pivot to Asia”. It’s more like a straight up surrender. 
This is undoubtedly another act of sabotage specifically requested by a foreign adversary in a conservation with a Trump family member about a financial transaction. There's no explanation for this other than "Trump was paid to do it."
It is extremely unfortunate and regrettable that the Department of the Air Force has decided to shutter the China Aerospace Studies Institute (CASI). CASI, along with its sister institutions the China Maritime Studies Institute (CMSI), China Landpower Studies Center (CLSC), and…
September 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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During trump's first term I thought the system had too much inertia to be broken in a single term. I no longer believe that. It's all broken and greed rules the day.
September 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Trump saying we urgently need well stocked sniper nests overlooking the nation’s main location for political protest should ring alarm bells.
Get that it is a legal strategy for Trump to take our money & heritage in the name of the military: but building a sniper nest on the National Mall really feels like a threat to free assembly & speech, as if the only obvious use would be strike down people protesting Trump’s regime.
Just like with the ballroom, another scam by Trump to turn this into a “military complex” to prevent the courts from intervening by using “national security” as his excuse for vanity projects.
September 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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2d Circuit holds that no warrant and no suspicion is needed to search a citizen's cell phone at the border. According to the court, per Judge Menashi, the border search exception authorizes searches to find criminals crossing the border, and Riley does not apply. ww3.ca2.uscourts.gov/decisions/OP...
September 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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If Al Qaeda or Iran blew up the Kennedy Center, Congress would declare war. When Trump illegally demolishes it, Congress won't do anything.
Don’t Think Trump Won’t Demolish the Kennedy Center – He’s Shown Us Who He Is

Even as a child, the president stole other people’s buildings to feed his monstrous ego. Also, Ed Sheeran lost his voice and then his support acts.

'First Draft' from @martinpengelly.bsky.social
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Don’t Think Trump Won’t Demolish the Kennedy Center – He’s Shown Us Who He Is
Even as a child, the president stole other people’s buildings to feed his monstrous ego. Ed Sheeran, meanwhile, lost his voice and then his support acts for failing to defend free speech.
zeteo.com
September 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM