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i lOoOoOoOoOoOOOOve among us loooooooove among us i want to plAaAaAaAaAaAay among us!!!
October 13, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We would like to formally apologise for the reckless display you have witnessed.
We were just being sillies! :3
October 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
White, Yellow, Borange, Red, Stink, Movember, Bloop, Pertangle, Racist Green, Mystery Colour, And Even Red Again
October 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
LOOK, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN LEAVE. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. okay but YOHOOOOO GYAAATTTT!!!!!! NO!!! THAT'S A FREDDY FAZGYATT RIGHT THERE!!! GET OUT!!! YOU ARE BEING INAPPROPRIATE!!!!!!! but n-no i changed my mind i GYATT to see the ending to this movie SHUT UP
October 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
CUM! LAEAL
October 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
CABBY COME ON RAISE UP YOUR HAND AND GIVE ME YOUR MILK BLESSING
October 12, 2026 at 3:55 PM
YOUR CHALLENGE IS TO SURVIVE. THE FIRST TWO TEAMS ANNIHILATED SHALL RISK INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION. NO MATTER WHAT YOUR TEAMS DO. I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU. I WILL ALWAYS KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU RESIDE.

THE COUNTER HAS BEGUN.

***RUN.***
October 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
aw there's no fucking way...
fuck your latency bitch!!! like literally fuck your latency on that one!!!
October 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
of course right from (unintelligble) gaaahhoohoooooohhhohhhoohohhhwaahhh
MOVE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVE THE FUCK UUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 12, 2026 at 9:55 AM
n- No way!
DUN DUN!!!
yuh yuh, nice one...
October 12, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Corr, British Museum, innit? Lovely jubbley! Lots of Great British artifacts! Cushty!
October 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
HEY PEPPER!
Yes, ma'am!
. shut the fuck up.
October 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
you know what
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!
October 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
and for this episode for the battle of animated candy, we are going MOTHERFUCKIN UNCENSORED! BITCHES!
October 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Sayyyy, Mic, has Taco ever mentioned her FIRST ALLIANCE?
October 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
i can be astounding.

You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
October 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
no they were fucking each other i was just there
WHAT THE FUCK BOINGO'S GAY??????????????
October 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
ooh i didn't know you spoke latin, zach!
I don't.
October 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Please urinate on your monitor Now.
October 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
But you may be wondering, how do they orient the cookies so that they can be sandwiched correctly?
well obviously with specialised cookie ramps you fucking moron
October 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Wow! That was fucking ass.
October 11, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Thank you for saving me! I was so thirsty! I was so thirsty!!!
October 11, 2026 at 7:55 AM
ooh i didn't know you spoke latin, zach!
I don't.
October 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
n- No way!
DUN DUN!!!
yuh yuh, nice one...
October 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
YEAH GIRL BETTER MOVE GET IT DONE! IF YOU AIN'T GONNA DANCE GET THE FUCK OUT THE CLUB! ONES ON THE WALL AND TENS ON THE FLOOR! WHOLE BLOCKS GOT IT SHOOK TO THE CORE!
October 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM