Ryan the leftist Magician
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Just your friendly neighborhood magician
Happy Halloween season, bitches
Happy Halloween season, bitches
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it's really fucked that I've had so many people say "thank you for calling out the bad article defending the rapist, I wanted to say something but didn't want to get dogpiled for criticizing a youtube man" very safe and normal website we have here
October 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
it's really fucked that I've had so many people say "thank you for calling out the bad article defending the rapist, I wanted to say something but didn't want to get dogpiled for criticizing a youtube man" very safe and normal website we have here
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I think it is evidence of how so much we have been made to think that gaining an audience is the goal of life in this attention-seeking economy that saying "a rapist shouldn't seek a public persona that is available for consumption" is taken as equivalent to saying they "can never rejoin society."
October 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I think it is evidence of how so much we have been made to think that gaining an audience is the goal of life in this attention-seeking economy that saying "a rapist shouldn't seek a public persona that is available for consumption" is taken as equivalent to saying they "can never rejoin society."
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The “restorative justice” convos around Geller l miss the point. Maybe he is/was on that path. But he is owed nothing from us and I have more empathy for victims who found comfort in his work (like myself, I own his fucking book) and now feel betrayed at having emotionally invested in an abuser.
October 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The “restorative justice” convos around Geller l miss the point. Maybe he is/was on that path. But he is owed nothing from us and I have more empathy for victims who found comfort in his work (like myself, I own his fucking book) and now feel betrayed at having emotionally invested in an abuser.
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this is not an apology, it’s a statement arguing that he’s a good person in part because he raped someone and listing exonerative factors to persuade people not to deplatform him. shocked more don’t see how manipulative this is.
October 2, 2026 at 6:25 AM
this is not an apology, it’s a statement arguing that he’s a good person in part because he raped someone and listing exonerative factors to persuade people not to deplatform him. shocked more don’t see how manipulative this is.
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So many comments here praising a rapist for being a rapist in a way they find palatable
October 2, 2026 at 7:46 AM
So many comments here praising a rapist for being a rapist in a way they find palatable
Wanted: girl for naked cuddling and MST3K watching
October 2, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Wanted: girl for naked cuddling and MST3K watching
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Me 60% of the time scrolling here now that it’s October. I’m cool with it.
October 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Me 60% of the time scrolling here now that it’s October. I’m cool with it.
 Eddie Deezen!? in my Scooby Doo
September 30, 2026 at 4:02 AM
 Eddie Deezen!? in my Scooby Doo
New cocktail unlocked: Dark and Stormy ⛈️ 🍹
September 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
New cocktail unlocked: Dark and Stormy ⛈️ 🍹
How many times does Baby Elephant Walk play in The Simpsons?
September 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
How many times does Baby Elephant Walk play in The Simpsons?
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Watching the classic Doctor Who serial City of Death. This episode is hilarious lmao
"Romana, you know I think something very funny's going on. You remember that man who was following us? Well he's standing behind me, poking a gun in my back."
"Romana, you know I think something very funny's going on. You remember that man who was following us? Well he's standing behind me, poking a gun in my back."
Doctor Who: Fourth Doctor Hello
ALT: Doctor Who: Fourth Doctor Hello
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September 29, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Watching the classic Doctor Who serial City of Death. This episode is hilarious lmao
"Romana, you know I think something very funny's going on. You remember that man who was following us? Well he's standing behind me, poking a gun in my back."
"Romana, you know I think something very funny's going on. You remember that man who was following us? Well he's standing behind me, poking a gun in my back."
Dinosaur shaped food tastes better, sorry, it’s science
September 29, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Dinosaur shaped food tastes better, sorry, it’s science
What’s your favorite breakfast? If you had a personal chef, what are you eating?
September 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
What’s your favorite breakfast? If you had a personal chef, what are you eating?
If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts…
Then repeat to yourself it’s just a show; I should really just relax…
FOR MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 *guitar twang*
Then repeat to yourself it’s just a show; I should really just relax…
FOR MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 *guitar twang*
Mst3k Mystery Science Theater 3000 Hallway
ALT: Mst3k Mystery Science Theater 3000 Hallway
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September 25, 2026 at 6:29 AM
If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts…
Then repeat to yourself it’s just a show; I should really just relax…
FOR MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 *guitar twang*
Then repeat to yourself it’s just a show; I should really just relax…
FOR MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 *guitar twang*
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So many people got yelled at for months on here when they correctly pointed out that Gavin Newsom was a rat.
September 22, 2026 at 12:34 PM
So many people got yelled at for months on here when they correctly pointed out that Gavin Newsom was a rat.
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Ultimately, the fact that Hasan is as dumb as a brick is all the reason Dem politicians need for keeping him at arm's length. Being dumb as a brick is also why it's silly to want a Joe Rogan of the left, because Joe Rogan's whole thing is being a credulous idiot, and that only works for the GOP.
September 18, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Ultimately, the fact that Hasan is as dumb as a brick is all the reason Dem politicians need for keeping him at arm's length. Being dumb as a brick is also why it's silly to want a Joe Rogan of the left, because Joe Rogan's whole thing is being a credulous idiot, and that only works for the GOP.
Woah wait wit huh umm. Shit of fuckk
September 18, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Woah wait wit huh umm. Shit of fuckk
“You can’t possibly stop me now!!
I have a PS2 loaded with Godzilla Unleashed, Jaws Unleashed, and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis!!!”
I have a PS2 loaded with Godzilla Unleashed, Jaws Unleashed, and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis!!!”
September 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
“You can’t possibly stop me now!!
I have a PS2 loaded with Godzilla Unleashed, Jaws Unleashed, and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis!!!”
I have a PS2 loaded with Godzilla Unleashed, Jaws Unleashed, and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis!!!”
Pictured: a lost still from a forgotten American Dr Who adaptation
September 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Pictured: a lost still from a forgotten American Dr Who adaptation
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Me: “This edible ain’t shit”
Me 45 mins later…
Me 45 mins later…
September 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Me: “This edible ain’t shit”
Me 45 mins later…
Me 45 mins later…
Seems like Sony keeps taking L after L lately. At least they’ll always have Spider-Man chained to the radiator in their basement.
September 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Seems like Sony keeps taking L after L lately. At least they’ll always have Spider-Man chained to the radiator in their basement.
I love a nice seltzer with ice and lemon 🍋
September 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I love a nice seltzer with ice and lemon 🍋
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September 12, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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