Lenny Rubin
@lennyrubin.bsky.social
Just a simple lawyer from Oompa Loompa Land. He/him
If we’re being honest, the wine is really going on an Ali tour. (Happy birthday, love!) @baseballgal86.bsky.social #Napa
September 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
If we’re being honest, the wine is really going on an Ali tour. (Happy birthday, love!) @baseballgal86.bsky.social #Napa
What gif pops up when you search your name?
September 3, 2026 at 5:46 AM
What gif pops up when you search your name?
Released just a few days before I turned 21 🤣
September 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Released just a few days before I turned 21 🤣
Abimelec Ortiz running from first to home on a double like the most majestic rhinoceros ❤️ 🏃
August 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Abimelec Ortiz running from first to home on a double like the most majestic rhinoceros ❤️ 🏃
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Hello @cmcharlesallen.bsky.social @dcwater.bsky.social around 4th and O SW there appears to be water coming out of the drains on the side of the road causing a bit of a flooding situation on 4th? I did not get a picture or a video sadly but it looks gross…
August 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Hello @cmcharlesallen.bsky.social @dcwater.bsky.social around 4th and O SW there appears to be water coming out of the drains on the side of the road causing a bit of a flooding situation on 4th? I did not get a picture or a video sadly but it looks gross…
Tapping Cabal Coffers to squad these guys up 7 or 8 times 💪
August 21, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Tapping Cabal Coffers to squad these guys up 7 or 8 times 💪
WEIRD AL TINY DESK CONCERT
Michael Scott: Oh My God, It's Happening!
ALT: Michael Scott: Oh My God, It's Happening!
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August 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM
WEIRD AL TINY DESK CONCERT
Sox’s Family Fun World… it was a little shack just off the highway in my hometown in rural PA… combination video store, pizza place, mini golf course, and arcade. All one store. Heaven for a 9-year-old.
Name a place from your youth you miss.
August 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Sox’s Family Fun World… it was a little shack just off the highway in my hometown in rural PA… combination video store, pizza place, mini golf course, and arcade. All one store. Heaven for a 9-year-old.
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No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
August 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
I saw the Parent Trap in theaters when I was 10 and I learned some things about myself. 🤷♂️
August 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I saw the Parent Trap in theaters when I was 10 and I learned some things about myself. 🤷♂️
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
the owner’s manual for a household appliance that you got rid of a year ago
the owner’s manual for a household appliance that you got rid of a year ago
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
a spatula so large that you cannot open the junk drawer without jiggling back and forth
a spatula so large that you cannot open the junk drawer without jiggling back and forth
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
August 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
the owner’s manual for a household appliance that you got rid of a year ago
the owner’s manual for a household appliance that you got rid of a year ago
@baseballgal86.bsky.social is about to go camping for the weekend, and she just told me “if It Happens while I’m in the woods without cell service, I want you to celebrate and have a good time without me.” 😭 🤞 🤣
August 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
@baseballgal86.bsky.social is about to go camping for the weekend, and she just told me “if It Happens while I’m in the woods without cell service, I want you to celebrate and have a good time without me.” 😭 🤞 🤣
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You know what? I admire the Nats bullpen’s commitment to the bit.
Holds are bullshit. If the starter wants a win he can damn well go out there and pitch a complete game like an adult.
Holds are bullshit. If the starter wants a win he can damn well go out there and pitch a complete game like an adult.
August 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
You know what? I admire the Nats bullpen’s commitment to the bit.
Holds are bullshit. If the starter wants a win he can damn well go out there and pitch a complete game like an adult.
Holds are bullshit. If the starter wants a win he can damn well go out there and pitch a complete game like an adult.
I don’t want to make excuses for the Nats shitting the bed in Atlanta, but have we considered the possibility that Trevor Williams turned the vibes rancid immediately?
August 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I don’t want to make excuses for the Nats shitting the bed in Atlanta, but have we considered the possibility that Trevor Williams turned the vibes rancid immediately?
Hear me out: What if we Parent Trapped the Varland brothers?
July 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Hear me out: What if we Parent Trapped the Varland brothers?
This can’t possibly be true, i text them $5 about six times a day. /s
Democratic National Committee is horribly struggling. Republican National Committee is sitting on nearly $130 million. While DNC is $2 million in debt. Bad management of DNC but also another sign that the energy in the Dem base is for change--not the establishment. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/26/u...
Inside the Phone-Throwing Drama at the Troubled, Broke Democratic Party (Gift Article)
The Democrats should be well positioned to make gains in this year’s midterms. But inside party headquarters, every week brings paranoia, worries about money and, on occasion, emotional eruptions.
www.nytimes.com
July 27, 2026 at 8:25 PM
This can’t possibly be true, i text them $5 about six times a day. /s
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She really is a generational talent. Absolutely nailing the character of "Mets fan"
July 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
She really is a generational talent. Absolutely nailing the character of "Mets fan"
July 24, 2026 at 3:27 PM
When I was a little kid, I waited at the bus stop at ~7:45am, and it would be pitch-dark well into the fall. Permanent daylight saving ain’t it.
People are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises
July 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
When I was a little kid, I waited at the bus stop at ~7:45am, and it would be pitch-dark well into the fall. Permanent daylight saving ain’t it.
Don’t know why the Nats are catching strays from Joe Posnanski, but he’s not wrong! 🤣
These relievers are warlocks. Nobody can hit them. The All-Star Game would be more fun if they used the Nationals bullpen.
July 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Don’t know why the Nats are catching strays from Joe Posnanski, but he’s not wrong! 🤣
The booing is not complicated, Philadelphians just hate anyone who isn’t one of theirs (see also: every Philadelphian who visits another town and loudly tells the locals how shitty their hometowns are). 🤷♂️
No, I *don’t* actually have to respect their “passion.”
No, I *don’t* actually have to respect their “passion.”
July 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The booing is not complicated, Philadelphians just hate anyone who isn’t one of theirs (see also: every Philadelphian who visits another town and loudly tells the locals how shitty their hometowns are). 🤷♂️
No, I *don’t* actually have to respect their “passion.”
No, I *don’t* actually have to respect their “passion.”
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This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
July 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Laz Díaz takes a foul ball to the beans and gets caught on the plate mic telling the ball boy "F*ck, had to be the last f*cking inning. Motherf*cker." 😂
July 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Laz Díaz takes a foul ball to the beans and gets caught on the plate mic telling the ball boy "F*ck, had to be the last f*cking inning. Motherf*cker." 😂
Go home, soccer, you’re drunk
July 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Go home, soccer, you’re drunk
This is a mess, but I think we can all agree that “a procedural loophole for gatekeeping power” is how McConnell would want to be sent off.
Republicans may be running out the clock on disclosing whether McConnell is even alive, purely so a filing deadline slides past and Thomas Massie can't grab the seat. A man's actual mortality reduced to a procedural loophole for gatekeeping power.
Journalists float astonishing theory around silence surrounding Mitch McConnell’s health
With Sen. Mitch McConnell's (R-KY) health status still unclear after his latest medical incident, multiple journalists have offered a stunning theory for why his office and fellow Republicans have remained largely silent.McConnell was rushed to the hospital in mid-June for an undisclosed medical rea...
www.rawstory.com
July 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This is a mess, but I think we can all agree that “a procedural loophole for gatekeeping power” is how McConnell would want to be sent off.