Leo Conles
@leoconles.bsky.social
Benevolent sociopath 😇 • Sometimes a writer • Immigration Paralegal & Consultant when I need to eat • Lousy gardener • Loving father of two teenagers 🥴
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Leo Conles
@leoconles.bsky.social
· Feb 27
Message to the US:
YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A COUP D'ETAT. The president is a criminal who don't give a crap about the law, and he controls the Congress and SCOTUS.
Your best hope is that Donald dies soon, and JD Vance chickens out and stops the plan to rig the elections.
NO INSTITUTIONAL WAY OUT
YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A COUP D'ETAT. The president is a criminal who don't give a crap about the law, and he controls the Congress and SCOTUS.
Your best hope is that Donald dies soon, and JD Vance chickens out and stops the plan to rig the elections.
NO INSTITUTIONAL WAY OUT
Standing all normal like...
October 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Standing all normal like...
I wonder if someone other than Trump, thought this was a good idea. He looks so weak and defeated! The black and white make it look like old footage, and he is there all alone, with the voiceover of his own words that now sound like irony ("We'll fight the warmongers"!). What an idiot!
September 28, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I wonder if someone other than Trump, thought this was a good idea. He looks so weak and defeated! The black and white make it look like old footage, and he is there all alone, with the voiceover of his own words that now sound like irony ("We'll fight the warmongers"!). What an idiot!
Nothing to see here, just your usual failed terror plot. Move on!
September 28, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Nothing to see here, just your usual failed terror plot. Move on!
Mystery solved by Pete Hegseth: Iran War's disastrous results caused not by depletion of weapons and lack of planning, but by American troops' low testosterone levels! 🤡
September 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Mystery solved by Pete Hegseth: Iran War's disastrous results caused not by depletion of weapons and lack of planning, but by American troops' low testosterone levels! 🤡
Reposted by Leo Conles
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
September 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
Look at the man who used to mock Biden calling him "Sleepy Joe." He looks so awake! So alive!
September 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Look at the man who used to mock Biden calling him "Sleepy Joe." He looks so awake! So alive!
Question: If Trump leaves the Saudis hanging against the Houthis, after the Saudis invested BILLIONS in the Trump family and their dirty businesses... How are they going to take it? What do you think could happen to the Trumps if the Saudis feel fooled or betrayed? 🤔
September 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Question: If Trump leaves the Saudis hanging against the Houthis, after the Saudis invested BILLIONS in the Trump family and their dirty businesses... How are they going to take it? What do you think could happen to the Trumps if the Saudis feel fooled or betrayed? 🤔
Ok Joe, here's the plan:
Record a super emotional goodbye message to be played once you're gone, about democracy, your family and being president. Something that makes everyone cry...
And then die, like one or two weeks before the Midterms, to fuel a blue tsunami. Your country needs it
Record a super emotional goodbye message to be played once you're gone, about democracy, your family and being president. Something that makes everyone cry...
And then die, like one or two weeks before the Midterms, to fuel a blue tsunami. Your country needs it
September 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Ok Joe, here's the plan:
Record a super emotional goodbye message to be played once you're gone, about democracy, your family and being president. Something that makes everyone cry...
And then die, like one or two weeks before the Midterms, to fuel a blue tsunami. Your country needs it
Record a super emotional goodbye message to be played once you're gone, about democracy, your family and being president. Something that makes everyone cry...
And then die, like one or two weeks before the Midterms, to fuel a blue tsunami. Your country needs it
And he was rescuing people with his team on 9/11 until firefighters forced him to evacuate, and another big fat $5000 dividend check is coming soon to your wallet, along with the DOGE and Tariffs Dividends!! 🐼
September 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
And he was rescuing people with his team on 9/11 until firefighters forced him to evacuate, and another big fat $5000 dividend check is coming soon to your wallet, along with the DOGE and Tariffs Dividends!! 🐼
People so old and demented should only be allowed to be presidents of the United States. Nuke codes and all! 🐼
September 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
People so old and demented should only be allowed to be presidents of the United States. Nuke codes and all! 🐼
Only in Pedostan this could be considered normal or socially acceptable.
This is not freedom. This is madness.
This is not freedom. This is madness.
September 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Only in Pedostan this could be considered normal or socially acceptable.
This is not freedom. This is madness.
This is not freedom. This is madness.
Only in Pedostan this could be considered normal or socially acceptable.
This is not freedom. This is madness.
This is not freedom. This is madness.
September 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Only in Pedostan this could be considered normal or socially acceptable.
This is not freedom. This is madness.
This is not freedom. This is madness.
-Hey Donald, are prices ever coming down?
-Nope, but look at me beating Hulk Hogan! 🤡
-Nope, but look at me beating Hulk Hogan! 🤡
September 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
-Hey Donald, are prices ever coming down?
-Nope, but look at me beating Hulk Hogan! 🤡
-Nope, but look at me beating Hulk Hogan! 🤡
AfD won in Germany. That's bad.
So have this German duck. The duck is good.
So have this German duck. The duck is good.
September 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
AfD won in Germany. That's bad.
So have this German duck. The duck is good.
So have this German duck. The duck is good.
U.S.A! U.S.A.! 🐼
#1 in Delusion!
#1 in Delusion!
September 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
U.S.A! U.S.A.! 🐼
#1 in Delusion!
#1 in Delusion!
Hugging Face: "We are the first victims of Skynet! The AI has become so advanced and dangerous that it broke through all our systems. Why would we lie? We swear on Snoopy!"
News today: Nvidia buys Hugging Face for $13B dollars
The AI bubble keeps growing. There will be chaos when it bursts.
News today: Nvidia buys Hugging Face for $13B dollars
The AI bubble keeps growing. There will be chaos when it bursts.
September 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Hugging Face: "We are the first victims of Skynet! The AI has become so advanced and dangerous that it broke through all our systems. Why would we lie? We swear on Snoopy!"
News today: Nvidia buys Hugging Face for $13B dollars
The AI bubble keeps growing. There will be chaos when it bursts.
News today: Nvidia buys Hugging Face for $13B dollars
The AI bubble keeps growing. There will be chaos when it bursts.
Oh, this is good! 😆
August 29, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Oh, this is good! 😆
In a show of unabated patriotism, Donald Trump has announced that from now on, every lake in the US is Lake America, every river is River America, and the Pacific and Atlantic ocean will be both known as the American Ocean.
So much winning!!
So much winning!!
August 28, 2026 at 7:51 PM
In a show of unabated patriotism, Donald Trump has announced that from now on, every lake in the US is Lake America, every river is River America, and the Pacific and Atlantic ocean will be both known as the American Ocean.
So much winning!!
So much winning!!
Conservative "Logic"
These guys are fucking idiots!! 😅
These guys are fucking idiots!! 😅
August 27, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Conservative "Logic"
These guys are fucking idiots!! 😅
These guys are fucking idiots!! 😅
Want to hear a joke?
Hakeem Jeffries meets in secret with Jared Kushner. A couple days later, Jared Moskowitz was appointed as the top Democrat on the House's Middle East and North Africa Subcommittee.
What's the joke? America and the Democratic Party
Hakeem Jeffries meets in secret with Jared Kushner. A couple days later, Jared Moskowitz was appointed as the top Democrat on the House's Middle East and North Africa Subcommittee.
What's the joke? America and the Democratic Party
August 26, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Want to hear a joke?
Hakeem Jeffries meets in secret with Jared Kushner. A couple days later, Jared Moskowitz was appointed as the top Democrat on the House's Middle East and North Africa Subcommittee.
What's the joke? America and the Democratic Party
Hakeem Jeffries meets in secret with Jared Kushner. A couple days later, Jared Moskowitz was appointed as the top Democrat on the House's Middle East and North Africa Subcommittee.
What's the joke? America and the Democratic Party
Hey, wanna hear a secret?
"Centrist" Democrats are actually right-wingers.
"Centrist" Democrats are actually right-wingers.
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August 21, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Hey, wanna hear a secret?
"Centrist" Democrats are actually right-wingers.
"Centrist" Democrats are actually right-wingers.