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Cat Lady🌈📚🍂
@librarycrone.bsky.social
a Librarian, slowly building my crow army to defeat my foes

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📚: HOUSE OF RAYNE. It’s pretty and it’s gothic and sapphic, that’s all I know rn

🎧: AUDREY LANE STIRS THE POT: sapphic romance on the set of Not the Great British Bake-Off

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if you see this do it! 🔮

⊹ name: Hannah
⊹ height: 5'1
⊹ star sign: Sagittarius
⊹ nicknames: none?
⊹ siblings: 1 brother, 1 sister
⊹ relationship: no
⊹ crushing on: Amber Glenn/Alysa Liu
⊹ fav season: winter
⊹ pets: 2 cats, Felicity & Evangeline
⊹ fav color: green
⊹ live: Texas
if you see this do it! 🔮

⊹ name: hannah
⊹ height: 5'2
⊹ star sign: capricorn
⊹ nicknames: han
⊹ siblings: 3 brothers
⊹ relationship: married
⊹ crushing on: hudson williams ofc
⊹ fav season: fall
⊹ pets: emmett
⊹ fav color: purple & green
⊹ live: mi
if you see this do it! 🔮

⊹ name: Rick
⊹ height: 6'1
⊹ star sign: Taurus
⊹ nicknames: Rick
⊹ siblings: so many
⊹ relationship: nope
⊹ crushing on: it's a secret
⊹ fav season: Fall
⊹ pets: none
⊹ fav color: purple, pink, blue
⊹ live: Wisconsin
September 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
September 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
It’s throwing me off that the vibe of House of Rayne is creepy and dark, but the setup is a romcom premise?

Like this woman has a one night stand with a stranger at a bar she plans to never see again, and then the stranger shows up a few days later at her family’s manor-turned-B&B???
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📚: HOUSE OF RAYNE. It’s pretty and it’s gothic and sapphic, that’s all I know rn

🎧: AUDREY LANE STIRS THE POT: sapphic romance on the set of Not the Great British Bake-Off

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September 18, 2026 at 2:02 PM
where is a hot competent femme who can sit next to me while we do little crafts and will pet my hair when I’m anxious
September 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
September 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Massive headache today and I just want to go home but sadly I have a class to teach and three afternoon meetings, the last of which is Very Serious™ and I am the official notetaker for 😭
September 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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📚: HOUSE OF RAYNE. It’s pretty and it’s gothic and sapphic, that’s all I know rn

🎧: AUDREY LANE STIRS THE POT: sapphic romance on the set of Not the Great British Bake-Off

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September 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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"NPR sat down with this solar calculator and asked it to explain this poem about God"
These newscasters should be so fucking embarrassed
September 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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rip annie dillard
September 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I have my first official beta reader feedback in my inbox

She loved it and doesn’t think it needs any major changes, just cosmetic stuff🥲
September 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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all overworked burnt-out thirty-something millennial overachievers with poor social skills should know... there's hope. someone out there is into it.
September 16, 2026 at 11:30 AM
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This post is making the rounds again for some reason and therefore I feel I must inform you that they’ve hired another one so there are now TWO forensic pathologists working in Iceland.
My favourite fact about Iceland is that we have many, many crime writers but only one forensic pathologist, and he was so busy answering all of their questions that he decided to have a small seminar for writers to get some peace.

It immediately sold out so he had another one that also sold out.
September 15, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Nobody fucking listens to me.
September 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
My best friend is reading Wife-Shaped Bodies and struggling with it lmfao
September 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
lmao of course
September 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Ordering is open for the new fiscal year, time to make my library even gayer 😈🌈
September 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
everyone on the tl seems to be struggling today, would any of you like to sit at the library reference desk with me and overhear students saying very personal and intimate things about their lives five feet away from us? I find it very refreshing!
September 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Worth noting that "romance novels will rot your brain and ruin your life" has been around for a couple of centuries, and we're the biggest genre by miles.
wonder if I could get more attention if I started doing what all the AI staffers are doing now but for my own work. coming out like “there’s a 10% chance independent Irish online-only opinion columns might end humanity in the next decade”
September 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Ahem.

FELIZ HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH!!!

You have to be extra nice to me this month or I'll cry.
September 15, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I actually do have a lot of thoughts about the lack of editing. This is like the third novel I’ve read this year that was written by a brown woman and had fifty stupid mistakes and structurally read like a first draft.
I do very seriously hope this was a pre-copy-edit galley. Because this was not edited literally at all.

There’s a part where Paloma gets fully dressed and *then* gets in the shower 🤦‍♀️
September 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
my small cat has been refusing to eat more than a few bites for the last week and I was getting super worried that she was sick

I just gave her the kind of wet food she decided she hated two months ago and she ate all of it and then yelled at me for more 😑
September 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Had a few friends over today and there was a book on my coffee table. one of them commented on the fancy sprayed edges and I was like “oh yeah that was an impulse buy because it was pretty and about lesbians” and he said “well yeah i assumed it was about lesbians, that’s all you read” called out.
September 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
taking this opportunity to tell my followers that if you’re a beautiful woman and/or enby, you can call me whatever you want

if you’re a man, you can refer to me respectfully as “ma’am” and nothing else.
I just want to say that I've been thinking about this nonstop for two years. at least once a week I hit someone's profile to check their pronouns and every single time my brain says "go off, my liege"
along with your pronouns there should be a label specifically for what you'd like me to call you when i'm gassing you up. King/Queen/Girl/Bro/Bitch etc. i keep finding myself out here like "go off, My Liege" (?)
September 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Listening to this while I do my little arts and crafts

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September 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Last night I dreamed Robert Pattinson tried to kill me. Thanks, Remember Me
We’re watching Remember Me for movie night lmfao
September 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM