gloria ⛤
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ringo the ringtail's number one fan // dallas & texas stars
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A24's 40 Year Old Virgin
mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures.
(dissonant orchestra)
robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat?
mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.
mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures.
(dissonant orchestra)
robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat?
mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.
September 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
A24's 40 Year Old Virgin
mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures.
(dissonant orchestra)
robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat?
mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.
mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures.
(dissonant orchestra)
robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat?
mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.
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sorry can’t. i’m busy being annoying
September 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
sorry can’t. i’m busy being annoying
this is how we combat the male loneliness epidemic
Tyler Seguin said he rehabbed with Micah Parsons from their ACL injuries this summer.
September 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
this is how we combat the male loneliness epidemic
i get it because one time i accidentally sent a work email in the wrong tone and i stressed about that for a week. same thing basically
Thomas Harley on the trade talk this summer: “I've always known this is a business, but for the first time, it really affected me that way. So it was a stressful week, for sure.”
Says he talked with Nill and Gulutzan, and they’re all on the same page now.
Says he talked with Nill and Gulutzan, and they’re all on the same page now.
September 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
i get it because one time i accidentally sent a work email in the wrong tone and i stressed about that for a week. same thing basically
i have nothing to add except that this tuesday, i saw a dude skateboard by me carrying a gina hinojosa sign. the vibes are good
New Siena College/ReconMR TEXAS poll is absolutely brutal for Republicans—could be a generational wipeout if it comes to pass:
SEN
Talarico 49
Paxton 43
GOV
Hinojosa (D) 49
Abbott (R) 45
Generic ballot
R47
D46
9/8-11, 614 LV, live caller/text-to-web, MoE 4.3%
reconmr.com/wp-content/u...
SEN
Talarico 49
Paxton 43
GOV
Hinojosa (D) 49
Abbott (R) 45
Generic ballot
R47
D46
9/8-11, 614 LV, live caller/text-to-web, MoE 4.3%
reconmr.com/wp-content/u...
September 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
i have nothing to add except that this tuesday, i saw a dude skateboard by me carrying a gina hinojosa sign. the vibes are good
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We are fuckin’ doing this take your doomer shit elsewhere baby it’s happening
New Siena College/ReconMR TEXAS poll is absolutely brutal for Republicans—could be a generational wipeout if it comes to pass:
SEN
Talarico 49
Paxton 43
GOV
Hinojosa (D) 49
Abbott (R) 45
Generic ballot
R47
D46
9/8-11, 614 LV, live caller/text-to-web, MoE 4.3%
reconmr.com/wp-content/u...
SEN
Talarico 49
Paxton 43
GOV
Hinojosa (D) 49
Abbott (R) 45
Generic ballot
R47
D46
9/8-11, 614 LV, live caller/text-to-web, MoE 4.3%
reconmr.com/wp-content/u...
September 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
We are fuckin’ doing this take your doomer shit elsewhere baby it’s happening
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Stray observations (and lots of clips) on today's prospect tournament that more or less became the Arno Tiefensee show.
dcastillo.substack.com/p/stray-obse...
dcastillo.substack.com/p/stray-obse...
Stray observations: Dallas versus Pittsburgh
Some thoughts on this morning’s final prospect tournament game.
dcastillo.substack.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Stray observations (and lots of clips) on today's prospect tournament that more or less became the Arno Tiefensee show.
dcastillo.substack.com/p/stray-obse...
dcastillo.substack.com/p/stray-obse...
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Sports fandom makes you deranged, but it also makes you more Normal. Much to think about.
September 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Sports fandom makes you deranged, but it also makes you more Normal. Much to think about.
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took a look at my grocery basket and had to start putting maple themed products back on the shelves so the trader joe’s workers wouldn’t think i had a problem
September 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
took a look at my grocery basket and had to start putting maple themed products back on the shelves so the trader joe’s workers wouldn’t think i had a problem
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meeting a couple for the first time: So who is the Wallace and who is the Gromit?
August 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
meeting a couple for the first time: So who is the Wallace and who is the Gromit?
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(sobbing) at least it's a short week
September 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
(sobbing) at least it's a short week
i made mini tarts with caramelized onions, goat cheese, pear, and honey and i’m still thinking about them
September 8, 2026 at 12:43 PM
i made mini tarts with caramelized onions, goat cheese, pear, and honey and i’m still thinking about them
this healed me i can't lie
Halsey vindicating all those who had ears to hear: the only problem all along with "Closer" was the Chainsmokers themselves
August 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
this healed me i can't lie
so many things have broken and are not working since my moonstone necklace fell apart on me but we move
August 31, 2026 at 1:23 PM
so many things have broken and are not working since my moonstone necklace fell apart on me but we move
truth nuke
there's only one planet
August 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
truth nuke
english people are so mad we improved on their language by inventing the much needed second person plural
Minor point but I really hate this performative “y’all” people do to try and appear more folksy. I don’t type in a Yorkshire accent and I did people would rightly tell me to shut up.
August 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
english people are so mad we improved on their language by inventing the much needed second person plural
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The Stars released their promotional schedule today, and it features a new Anime night, Star Wars Night, and a Hockey Unites event celebrating Women in Hockey.
It no longer features a Pride Night or a Hockey Is for Everyone celebration.
www.starsthoughts.com/p/some-thoug...
It no longer features a Pride Night or a Hockey Is for Everyone celebration.
www.starsthoughts.com/p/some-thoug...
Some Thoughts on the 2026-27 Dallas Stars Theme Nights and Promotional Schedule
And the lack of a Hockey Is for Everyone Night
www.starsthoughts.com
August 28, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The Stars released their promotional schedule today, and it features a new Anime night, Star Wars Night, and a Hockey Unites event celebrating Women in Hockey.
It no longer features a Pride Night or a Hockey Is for Everyone celebration.
www.starsthoughts.com/p/some-thoug...
It no longer features a Pride Night or a Hockey Is for Everyone celebration.
www.starsthoughts.com/p/some-thoug...
women and gay people are basically the same right? they're both not the presumed default cis white straight guy so that means they're completely interchangeable right?
I asked the Dallas Stars about the lack of a Pride Night on the promotional schedule. Here's their statement:
“The new Hockey Unites Night allows our organization to use our platform to celebrate and support a different underrepresented community each season.”
“The new Hockey Unites Night allows our organization to use our platform to celebrate and support a different underrepresented community each season.”
August 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
women and gay people are basically the same right? they're both not the presumed default cis white straight guy so that means they're completely interchangeable right?
the stars love to give us reasons not to support them like okay we get the hint already and i'll take my business elsewhere
August 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
the stars love to give us reasons not to support them like okay we get the hint already and i'll take my business elsewhere