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One day I'll find something interesting to put there. But that day is clearly not today.

Visit my website for all your patch notes needs:
https://www.perfectly-nintendo.com/
The most disgusting part about this has got to be the fact this is highly likely to be some stunt re: upcoming elections. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘Medieval’ and ‘disturbing’: US plan to livestream execution elicits global condemnation
Pentagon said execution of Nidal Malik Hasan, who killed 13 people at Fort Hood in 2009, would be broadcast live
www.theguardian.com
October 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
This guy keeps making some weirdass games that are unconventional af. It's really refreshing to see, especially with how swamped by crap the platform is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4VN...
遺跡掘りPV (正式版)
YouTube video by takmiyazawa
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
From what we've seen, the ZELDA NOTES features for Ocarina of Time S2 seem to suffer from the same glaring flaw as those for BOTW and TOTK. Namely, that there's nothing that couldn't have been implemented in-game instead of requiring the use of a damn mobile app.
October 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
So they're actually doing the joke, huh
October 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Some Simpsons cameos age well. Some don't.
October 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Played a bit of Star Fox Adventures yesterday, and boy is that game weird. Not sure what's more off-putting, the weirdass fake language or Krystal's disembodied head showing up for tutorials 😂
October 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
A bit on the nose there, guys. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
September 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
You really have to give it to M$, their dedication to cramming ads in non-mobage really is something. www.gamesindustry.biz/microsoft-fi...
Microsoft files patent for "ad-credit" system to show ads on PC and Xbox without disrupting gameplay
After viewing content, players would receive a "credit" for a designated period of ad-free playtime
www.gamesindustry.biz
September 26, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Kinda sad and genuinely infuriating to read this when you see how much garbage Prompt Maestros ™️ puke out on the eShop on a daily basis pathoftitans.com/blog/nintend...
Nintendo Switch Announcement
The latest information regarding game updates on the Nintendo Switch platform.
pathoftitans.com
September 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
It's funny, because I feel it won't be long before a government in The West ™️ tries the same thing.

Also, the name Max has to be cursed at this point. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
Revealed: how Russia uses mobile ‘super-app’ Max to spy on its citizens
Research shows tens of millions of people are being forced to use platform that amounts to ‘backdoor’ on their device
www.theguardian.com
September 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
It's not just Steam, though. And yeah, that's the price of the lack of curation. kotaku.com/the-prolifer...
Viral Needle In A Haystack Simulator Spawns Countless Clones
Steam has a real problem on its hands, and it's only going to get worse
kotaku.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The URL for some Minecraft banner on the NoE website sure is interesting.
September 17, 2026 at 1:38 PM
@the-goose-media.bsky.social Looks like that shit's spreading. Hardly a surprise, US bs exports have always been top-tier. Also, if you ever make another video mentioning that topic, you HAVE to use the word "Wankpanzer" 😂 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Driving that’s too fast, too dangerous and utterly lawless: why do we tolerate this petro-masculinity? | George Monbiot
In towns and in the countryside, I see 4x4s and pick up trucks driven without care or conscience. It’s a Magafication of transport, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
September 17, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Yup, polls are one of the many things any society should strive to get rid of completely. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Polling turns politics into one big game. There are too many of them – and that does us no good | Jonathan Liew
Surely that’s the lesson the Reform polling furore should teach us. Politics should be about actually helping people, not mastering the line on a graph, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
www.theguardian.com
September 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
@alblune.bsky.social I don't want to alarm you, but looks like someone has just leaked the plot of your next game 🐀

What do you mean, your game isn't called Ratmageddon, and does not involve using an army of rats (and mice!) to chase out humans from their home? 🥹 www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The pest I’ll never forget: the rat who jumped off the wardrobe and flew at my face
There was a rat army in my flatshare, gnawing through pipes, carpets and even a bedroom door. That’s not to mention the mice ...
www.theguardian.com
September 15, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Welp, looks like not even ancient DDR4 isn't immune from bullshit RAM prices 😬

Oh well, 8GB it'll be until this laptop dies. 🤷
September 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Great priorities there, NoE social media guy/gal :D

(This may or may not be sarcasm. Maybe it's both! ;))
September 10, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Damn, Sony just Konamied the hell out of Kojima 😂
September 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
"Protesters outside Portsmouth hotel mistake Pakistan U19 cricket team for asylum seekers" www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
September 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
September 9, 2026 at 11:25 AM