The Sassiest Semite
@littlemisslizz.bsky.social
The same bleached blonde, socially anxious Twitchy Pixie from the bird app. Drummer. Hockey obsessed. Bowie fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie. Twitter: @littlemisslizz
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My body is not a temple. It is, at best, Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve in 1988.
say cheese (curds)
February 13, 2026 at 8:58 PM
say cheese (curds)
See you many coffees & many hours from now, Montréal! ☕️🇨🇦🧳🚗
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
See you many coffees & many hours from now, Montréal! ☕️🇨🇦🧳🚗
Having Imposter Syndrome during a timeline ruled by the dumbest, most unattractive men on the planet is going to cure me.
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Having Imposter Syndrome during a timeline ruled by the dumbest, most unattractive men on the planet is going to cure me.
“Hope, I know, is a fighter and a screamer.”
-Mary Oliver, Winter Hours
-Mary Oliver, Winter Hours
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
“Hope, I know, is a fighter and a screamer.”
-Mary Oliver, Winter Hours
-Mary Oliver, Winter Hours
Every time Kristi Noem speaks I think “Oh look, the “some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses” is speaking”.
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Every time Kristi Noem speaks I think “Oh look, the “some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses” is speaking”.
It’s FUCK ICE today. It’s FUCK ICE tomorrow. It’s FUCK ICE forever. And it’s FUCK YOU too if you support this gestapo bullshit.
January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It’s FUCK ICE today. It’s FUCK ICE tomorrow. It’s FUCK ICE forever. And it’s FUCK YOU too if you support this gestapo bullshit.
making her day easier > abs, a fancy car, height, hairline, net worth
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
making her day easier > abs, a fancy car, height, hairline, net worth
I’ve been paying Benjamin Gibbard to crack me open & sew me back together for 22 years. And dammit if he doesn’t do it perfectly, every single time.
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’ve been paying Benjamin Gibbard to crack me open & sew me back together for 22 years. And dammit if he doesn’t do it perfectly, every single time.
Every day I wake up & I see something on the news that makes me think, “Now they stood beside the treasure, on the mountain, dark and red/Turned the stone and looked beneath it, peace on earth was all it said.”
December 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Every day I wake up & I see something on the news that makes me think, “Now they stood beside the treasure, on the mountain, dark and red/Turned the stone and looked beneath it, peace on earth was all it said.”
You: “What are your hobbies?”
Me:
Me:
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You: “What are your hobbies?”
Me:
Me:
I’ve never been nonchalant a day in my life, about anything. I’m just not built that way. That’s like going to a Michelin star restaurant & asking them to undercook your chicken. It can’t be done. I’m very freaking ‘chalant’.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I’ve never been nonchalant a day in my life, about anything. I’m just not built that way. That’s like going to a Michelin star restaurant & asking them to undercook your chicken. It can’t be done. I’m very freaking ‘chalant’.
One of my favorite hobbies is reminding people how many very famous songs Shel Silverstein wrote.
Technically, it wouldn’t be wrong to call him an honorary Highwayman.
Technically, it wouldn’t be wrong to call him an honorary Highwayman.
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of my favorite hobbies is reminding people how many very famous songs Shel Silverstein wrote.
Technically, it wouldn’t be wrong to call him an honorary Highwayman.
Technically, it wouldn’t be wrong to call him an honorary Highwayman.
You don’t actually need a Halloween costume if you think people losing SNAP benefits is funny. You’re already an absolute ghoul.
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You don’t actually need a Halloween costume if you think people losing SNAP benefits is funny. You’re already an absolute ghoul.
One of the biggest mistakes you can ever make is treating a magical thing like it’s ordinary.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
One of the biggest mistakes you can ever make is treating a magical thing like it’s ordinary.
I have clocked in for the afternoon shift at the cutie patootie factory.
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have clocked in for the afternoon shift at the cutie patootie factory.
Ian Watkins was a pedophile & the person who just killed him in jail should get a reward. I said what I said.
October 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ian Watkins was a pedophile & the person who just killed him in jail should get a reward. I said what I said.
“Don’t respond to that, it’s rage bait”.”
Honestly? I truly don’t care if it’s “rage bait” or not. Words can hurt people - a lot. And I want someone who is hurting to see that somebody else out there actually gives a shit.
Honestly? I truly don’t care if it’s “rage bait” or not. Words can hurt people - a lot. And I want someone who is hurting to see that somebody else out there actually gives a shit.
October 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Don’t respond to that, it’s rage bait”.”
Honestly? I truly don’t care if it’s “rage bait” or not. Words can hurt people - a lot. And I want someone who is hurting to see that somebody else out there actually gives a shit.
Honestly? I truly don’t care if it’s “rage bait” or not. Words can hurt people - a lot. And I want someone who is hurting to see that somebody else out there actually gives a shit.
I have to draw my eyebrows on now before I go out and the hand tremor is STRONG today. This could accidentally go Oscar the Grouch so quickly. Send thoughts & prayers (and a laser level).
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have to draw my eyebrows on now before I go out and the hand tremor is STRONG today. This could accidentally go Oscar the Grouch so quickly. Send thoughts & prayers (and a laser level).
It’s a complete & total waste of a Harvest Moon to not be bumping Neil Young full blast today.
October 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s a complete & total waste of a Harvest Moon to not be bumping Neil Young full blast today.
The two best forms of self care during these trying times we are living in are:
1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis
1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The two best forms of self care during these trying times we are living in are:
1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis
1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis
Everyone who heard Stephen Miller’s wife refer to him as a “sexual matador” should be entitled to financial compensation. Jesus Christ.
September 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Everyone who heard Stephen Miller’s wife refer to him as a “sexual matador” should be entitled to financial compensation. Jesus Christ.
I don’t know why we have to go through this rapture bullshit every year when we all know full well that the only person who would actually get raptured is Danny Trejo.
September 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don’t know why we have to go through this rapture bullshit every year when we all know full well that the only person who would actually get raptured is Danny Trejo.