Liz Pullano
@lizzyppp.bsky.social
WGA writer for TV & Film and whatnot. Oh, and podcast producer too. And let’s not forget unscripted.
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Liz Pullano
@lizzyppp.bsky.social
· Jan 6
Jeopardy Contestant: Who is Beethoven?
Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.
Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.
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Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
September 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Many U S Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
My kitties just see me as a big clumsy cat, with impeccable taste in music.
September 24, 2026 at 9:09 PM
My kitties just see me as a big clumsy cat, with impeccable taste in music.
The Wordle Bot appears to be running on a Windows 95 system.
August 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The Wordle Bot appears to be running on a Windows 95 system.
We lose site of just how big BILLIONS and TRILLIONS are.
Say you take home $500,000/week = Millionaire in 2 weeks. - Billionaire in about 40 years - Trillionaire in about 40,000 years
Say you take home $500,000/week = Millionaire in 2 weeks. - Billionaire in about 40 years - Trillionaire in about 40,000 years
August 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
We lose site of just how big BILLIONS and TRILLIONS are.
Say you take home $500,000/week = Millionaire in 2 weeks. - Billionaire in about 40 years - Trillionaire in about 40,000 years
Say you take home $500,000/week = Millionaire in 2 weeks. - Billionaire in about 40 years - Trillionaire in about 40,000 years
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Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
I’m more worried about implosive diarrhea.
July 21, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I’m more worried about implosive diarrhea.
I have the superhuman ability to always eat that one bad-tasting pistachio last.
July 20, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I have the superhuman ability to always eat that one bad-tasting pistachio last.
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Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you
I can't say the word "Shopify" without doing Fosse hands.
July 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I can't say the word "Shopify" without doing Fosse hands.
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A sequel to Se7en called Ei8ht
April 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
A sequel to Se7en called Ei8ht
Surprised they went with Hungarian accents.
April 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Surprised they went with Hungarian accents.
With all of the chaos out there, it's comforting to know that the Dems have their priorities straight.
April 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
With all of the chaos out there, it's comforting to know that the Dems have their priorities straight.
We need more doohickeys and less thingamajigs.
April 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
We need more doohickeys and less thingamajigs.
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Our sweat lodge now has AC!
March 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Our sweat lodge now has AC!
Meh... I once went to Long John Silvers through a wormhole.
March 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Meh... I once went to Long John Silvers through a wormhole.
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There is a man in the parking lot wearing a clown costume and holding a chainsaw. We are aware. We have decided to let this play out.
March 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
There is a man in the parking lot wearing a clown costume and holding a chainsaw. We are aware. We have decided to let this play out.
Every White House press conference about the war in Iran.
Monty Python And The Holy Grail - Let's Not Bicker And Argue About Who Killed Who
YouTube video by Ash Holmes
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March 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Every White House press conference about the war in Iran.
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During this magical season, let us take a moment to think about the River Side Casino staff present and past. They make your pleasure possible. Follow them. Read their posts. Laugh. Look at pictures of their pets. Have a sandwich. go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
During this magical season, let us take a moment to think about the River Side Casino staff present and past. They make your pleasure possible. Follow them. Read their posts. Laugh. Look at pictures of their pets. Have a sandwich. go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
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Bankruptcy is never fun... Unless it’s “Bankruptcy! The Slot Machine,” where you can strike it rich with a row of Chapter 11’s.
February 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Bankruptcy is never fun... Unless it’s “Bankruptcy! The Slot Machine,” where you can strike it rich with a row of Chapter 11’s.
I refuse to attend the Met Gala until the theme is "Casual Friday."
February 23, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I refuse to attend the Met Gala until the theme is "Casual Friday."
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Word of caution, that’s not a Ronnie James Dio hologram in the lounge, it’s actually his poltergeist.
February 20, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Word of caution, that’s not a Ronnie James Dio hologram in the lounge, it’s actually his poltergeist.
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Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
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We’re proud to announce that River Side has been named one of the Top 50 regional casinos located on or adjacent to a smelting factory.
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
We’re proud to announce that River Side has been named one of the Top 50 regional casinos located on or adjacent to a smelting factory.