Lauren Wheels
@llwheels.bsky.social
Oldest Millennial, tv enthusiast, sports, Texas Tech, Swiftie, semi-pro pet sitter, Texas liberal, library super fan, your mom.
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James Talarico’s new ad is hilarious. 😂
Also be sure to call! Because that’s literally the best part.
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Also be sure to call! Because that’s literally the best part.
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October 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
James Talarico’s new ad is hilarious. 😂
Also be sure to call! Because that’s literally the best part.
1 (844) WHOS-KEN (1-844-946-7536)
Also be sure to call! Because that’s literally the best part.
1 (844) WHOS-KEN (1-844-946-7536)
Wings up! Horns down.
September 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Wings up! Horns down.
@sportsiren.bsky.social Holly Rowe is the Dolly Parton of sports: blonde, universally beloved, generous and kind! Nobody messed with our girl! #ThankyouHolly
September 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
@sportsiren.bsky.social Holly Rowe is the Dolly Parton of sports: blonde, universally beloved, generous and kind! Nobody messed with our girl! #ThankyouHolly
LOL a man had the audacity to tell us to sit down floor seats at Brandi Carlile. Sir, read the room 🤣
September 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
LOL a man had the audacity to tell us to sit down floor seats at Brandi Carlile. Sir, read the room 🤣
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This is the most perfect commentary on the state of the wnba
September 1, 2026 at 11:45 AM
This is the most perfect commentary on the state of the wnba
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Transgender athletes are a red herring
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
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Transgender athletes are a red herring
It's a non-problem meant to exclude people from public life.
open.substack.com
August 15, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Transgender athletes are a red herring
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
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I'm not even excited about America's 250th birthday anymore
May 31, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I'm not even excited about America's 250th birthday anymore
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I hate when I think I’m buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they’re just regular donuts.
May 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I hate when I think I’m buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they’re just regular donuts.
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Let’s go Liberty!
May 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Let’s go Liberty!
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who gives a shit if it’s butter
May 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
who gives a shit if it’s butter
Not me thinking this was a new hilarious cop show starring Tig Notaro and being super excited 🤦🏻♀️
May 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Not me thinking this was a new hilarious cop show starring Tig Notaro and being super excited 🤦🏻♀️
Stop what you are doing and say happy birthday to my best homie Graham! He is unsure about turning another year older but he’s coping. Or he’s dissociating… Thanks!
April 21, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Stop what you are doing and say happy birthday to my best homie Graham! He is unsure about turning another year older but he’s coping. Or he’s dissociating… Thanks!
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Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
April 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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a lot of y’all aren’t ready to hear this but being a good ally means supporting miniature wives
April 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
a lot of y’all aren’t ready to hear this but being a good ally means supporting miniature wives
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To all who celebrate
April 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
To all who celebrate
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Keep going. Save yourself.
🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth
April 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Keep going. Save yourself.
Just thinking about my 95 year old grandmother reading this headline.
April 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Just thinking about my 95 year old grandmother reading this headline.
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in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
March 28, 2026 at 2:53 PM
in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
Oh my god! Did Duke just beat LSU by doing half of the final play from Double Teamed (Disney 2002)?! #marchmadness #longest6secondsever
March 28, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Oh my god! Did Duke just beat LSU by doing half of the final play from Double Teamed (Disney 2002)?! #marchmadness #longest6secondsever
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Big iced tea matchup on Friday
March 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Big iced tea matchup on Friday
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Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta
God the Cesar Chavez stuff is just…men really should start out six feet under and work their way up.
March 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta
Wind chimes on you apartment patio-people should go to jail. I know there are more important things going on. Let’s start here. Everyone agrees.
March 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Wind chimes on you apartment patio-people should go to jail. I know there are more important things going on. Let’s start here. Everyone agrees.
