L.G.
loafergazer.bsky.social
L.G.
@loafergazer.bsky.social
I never said I was a genius.
I bought a pair of Crocs online and now I receive frequent emails encouraging me to purchase something called “Jibbitz”
October 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
“Here was a medium in which I could combine all my failures.”
October 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
[Dennis Hopper voice]
Ahab is for ever Ahab, man. This whole act’s immutably decreed.
October 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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They call it Pepto-Bismol because it gives you PEP when you feel abBISMOL
September 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
My posts are
copied verbatim from my right arm, where I had them tattooed
October 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I’m sorry I called your toddlers Lenny and Squiggy.
October 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
My friend just texted me from Farm Aid. Neil Young’s playing rn. I’m at home & my air conditioner is on the fritz. Different paths…
September 27, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Remember when Gordie Howe played for the Whalers at 52?
I have no pep, no oomph.
September 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I have no pep, no oomph.
September 26, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I whistle the intro to “Patience” on first dates.
September 26, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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I asked the child how middle school is going. She said she likes the swearing and the pushing.
September 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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September 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Check out the Wikipedia article about Philip Larkin if you want to see a funny photo of a sculpture of Larkin as a toad.
September 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
My mother would have driven directly into that tree. Sorry, ma, it’s true! RIP
parking lot tree detail, hilton head, south carolina, 1985
September 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I post during lucid intervals.
September 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
See ya next Caturday. Or will I?
September 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I blame AI for my lifelong character defects.
September 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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So humid I'm going to write a play.
September 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Where the hell is everybody.
September 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Most Bob Seger songs boil down to “you shoulda seen me when I was younger.”

(I completely get it.)
September 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
My air conditioner has been on the blink for two weeks. I’ve been sweatin’ like Uncle Kevin.
September 19, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Not for long (eels)
Will I have eyes at the bottom of the sea, supposing I descend those endless stairs?
September 19, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I wear eleven bracelets, one for each of the known moons of Neptune.
September 19, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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A search for a new pair of flip flops is also a search for hope, for peace.
September 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
What’s your Bluesky motto?
“Never cater, never crater.”

– my new Bluesky motto I just hallucinated
September 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM