My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
Me: *holding 37 dildos*
Shopkeeper: may I help you?
Me: where are the fitting rooms?
My Lactose Intolerance: Don't EVEN think about it!
My Self Loathing: Eat it you pussy
My Lactose Intolerance: Don't EVEN think about it!
My Self Loathing: Eat it you pussy
Me: *laughing* You'd spend it before I would get it
Me: *laughing* You'd spend it before I would get it