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LongTailLaser
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Hello, it's leem
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Ever wonder how furry conventions decide when to ban someone? I wrote a blog post that explains how the process works.

www.dmuth.org/so-you-think...
So, You Think Someone Should Be Banned From A Furry Con
A practical guide to reporting safety concerns at conventions: what evidence helps, what doesn't, and why convention ban decisions are more complicated than many people realize.
www.dmuth.org
July 18, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream
July 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning
July 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I'm blanking on his name but there was a D-tier mayoral candidate a few years back whose campaign centered around the "overwhelming amount of human feces in the river"
Cussy reminder: That thing is 12' deep and smells like death for a reason, Don't. #anthrocon #pittsburgh
July 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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THE CUBE
June 16, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Invention for fellow furry photographers
June 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Looking at shitbox rx-7s on marketplace and dreaming of how much fun I could have if I was ok with my neighbors hating me.
April 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
With a lot of hand waving, this is roughly (very roughly) cavity dumping.
this is so ridiculous it transcends “lasers do not work that way” and goes directly to rule of cool
April 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.
April 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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I'm terrible at posting but I'm here at Bewhiskered!!!
Got the bunny kigusuit, flags, goat shirts, paintings, dumpster babies, and more!!
Come say hi!!
April 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I found a working x-ray machine on marketplace for $250 and I just think it would be an incredible bit to bring my own x-ray to the doctor.
February 24, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Need to get my doctor to add the farmer pain scale to my chart.
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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It is:
September 13, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Vecna:
Eleven:
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Stranger things missed a golden opportunity to make Kali a yinzer.

"I been stuck in the upside-dahn"
December 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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So uh
Anyone good at Linux Mint troubleshooting? I did an oopsie and ran autoremove trying to get another program running last night. Now I'm stuck at the Linux Mint logo forever loading up
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Love driving 20 minutes to my local hardware store to buy a single nut.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Me if my wife got turned into a worm
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Apparently I've got to age verify for this site now by providing their 3rd party provider my SSN, credit card, or photo ID, and I cannot fully express how much I'm never going to do that.
October 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Gym is supposed to be a judgment free zone but whoever left a half drank 2 liter of fago cotton candy on the bathroom counter, I'm judging.
September 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM