Patrick
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Patrick
@looptrnnr.bsky.social
· Aug 5
Law & Order Season 1, Episode 2
Subterranean Homeboy Blues
Aired 20 September 1990
Cynthia Nixon (aka Miranda)
Subterranean Homeboy Blues
Aired 20 September 1990
Cynthia Nixon (aka Miranda)
WHO THE FUCK IS BABA O’REILLY?
September 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
WHO THE FUCK IS BABA O’REILLY?
In the song “In the Air Tonight”, without looking it up*, what are the next two words immediately following the phrase “I can feel it coming in the air tonight”
*you can listen to the song, but what do you hear w/o looking up the lyrics.
*you can listen to the song, but what do you hear w/o looking up the lyrics.
September 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
In the song “In the Air Tonight”, without looking it up*, what are the next two words immediately following the phrase “I can feel it coming in the air tonight”
*you can listen to the song, but what do you hear w/o looking up the lyrics.
*you can listen to the song, but what do you hear w/o looking up the lyrics.
Ask my Bryan Woo bobble head doll questions a Bryan Woo bobble head doll would say “yes” to:
September 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Ask my Bryan Woo bobble head doll questions a Bryan Woo bobble head doll would say “yes” to:
The A’s swept the alphabet series against the M’s, but I gained a lot of respect for these Seattle fans. They turned out big numbers in a disappointing season and stayed loud and engaged despite abysmal results …
September 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The A’s swept the alphabet series against the M’s, but I gained a lot of respect for these Seattle fans. They turned out big numbers in a disappointing season and stayed loud and engaged despite abysmal results …
I fucking love fingerling potatoes!
September 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I fucking love fingerling potatoes!
Cal Raleigh, apparently:
Drax's Famously Huge Turds
ALT: Drax's Famously Huge Turds
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September 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Cal Raleigh, apparently:
To the (very intoxicated) M’s fan who tried to literally buy the shirt off my back for $500 at Thursday’s game, I hope you find one of the *many* eBay listings that is far cheaper than what you tried to give me …
September 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
To the (very intoxicated) M’s fan who tried to literally buy the shirt off my back for $500 at Thursday’s game, I hope you find one of the *many* eBay listings that is far cheaper than what you tried to give me …
Good advice for Pete Carroll
September 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Good advice for Pete Carroll
This “hot dogs from heaven” bit is the kind of thing you’d see at a minor league game, and I love this energy.
September 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
This “hot dogs from heaven” bit is the kind of thing you’d see at a minor league game, and I love this energy.
1. For fucks sake, high school really needs to start teaching basic finance
2. This is why renting is not necessarily “a waste of money.” Most of the money in the first couple years goes to interest, not principal.
3. If that confused you, see # 1.
2. This is why renting is not necessarily “a waste of money.” Most of the money in the first couple years goes to interest, not principal.
3. If that confused you, see # 1.
September 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
1. For fucks sake, high school really needs to start teaching basic finance
2. This is why renting is not necessarily “a waste of money.” Most of the money in the first couple years goes to interest, not principal.
3. If that confused you, see # 1.
2. This is why renting is not necessarily “a waste of money.” Most of the money in the first couple years goes to interest, not principal.
3. If that confused you, see # 1.
“On their first album since their last album …” wut?
September 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
“On their first album since their last album …” wut?
No, YOU’RE the one looking up prices for vintage records you have no means of listening to instead of going to bed!
August 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
No, YOU’RE the one looking up prices for vintage records you have no means of listening to instead of going to bed!
Is there a version of mis-heard lyrics that applies to album titles/covers? B/c for years I thought this was an acronym (i.e. "SAP" - Second Audio Program) and the cover was showing me some kind of satellite, and not the painfully obvious tree/sap collection bucket.
August 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Is there a version of mis-heard lyrics that applies to album titles/covers? B/c for years I thought this was an acronym (i.e. "SAP" - Second Audio Program) and the cover was showing me some kind of satellite, and not the painfully obvious tree/sap collection bucket.
There is no such thing as “cauliflower rice.” There is only riced cauliflower.
This has been your pedantic note of the day.
This has been your pedantic note of the day.
August 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
There is no such thing as “cauliflower rice.” There is only riced cauliflower.
This has been your pedantic note of the day.
This has been your pedantic note of the day.
After the success of Field of Dreams night, I am proposing additional baseball movie-themed nights:
“Major League” night - starting pitchers have to wear vision-distorting glasses for the first 3 innings
“Major League” night - starting pitchers have to wear vision-distorting glasses for the first 3 innings
August 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
After the success of Field of Dreams night, I am proposing additional baseball movie-themed nights:
“Major League” night - starting pitchers have to wear vision-distorting glasses for the first 3 innings
“Major League” night - starting pitchers have to wear vision-distorting glasses for the first 3 innings
Trailer before Brand New Day shows J Jonah Jameson hanging out with Ronald Reagan, and man these MCU spinoffs are getting weird!
August 14, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Trailer before Brand New Day shows J Jonah Jameson hanging out with Ronald Reagan, and man these MCU spinoffs are getting weird!
I always thought this would be
The land of milk and honey
But I came to find out
That it's all hate and money
And there's a canopy of greed holding me down.
The land of milk and honey
But I came to find out
That it's all hate and money
And there's a canopy of greed holding me down.
August 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I always thought this would be
The land of milk and honey
But I came to find out
That it's all hate and money
And there's a canopy of greed holding me down.
The land of milk and honey
But I came to find out
That it's all hate and money
And there's a canopy of greed holding me down.
Oh my goodness! We got ourselves a natural disaster.
August 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Oh my goodness! We got ourselves a natural disaster.
TRADE. THE. FARM. FOR. SKUBAL.
July 31, 2026 at 2:52 PM
TRADE. THE. FARM. FOR. SKUBAL.
John James Osbourne: “Look Back In Anger”
Noel Gallagher:
Noel Gallagher:
The Fuck You Are No You'Re Not
ALT: The Fuck You Are No You'Re Not
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July 31, 2026 at 1:59 PM
John James Osbourne: “Look Back In Anger”
Noel Gallagher:
Noel Gallagher:
Evil Dead Burn: Evil alive, then eviler dead
July 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Evil Dead Burn: Evil alive, then eviler dead