LordThomasF
@lordthomasf.bsky.social
Owner of Face and Junk Men's grooming line www.faceandjunk.com
Big news, again.
Face and Junk is back in the spotlight — featured in Canvas Rebel for our unapologetically masculine Men’s Grooming Line.
Real ingredients. Real confidence. Real talk.
Check out the article and see why we don’t do generic. We do bold.
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Face and Junk is back in the spotlight — featured in Canvas Rebel for our unapologetically masculine Men’s Grooming Line.
Real ingredients. Real confidence. Real talk.
Check out the article and see why we don’t do generic. We do bold.
canvasrebel.com/meet-thomas-...
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February 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Big news, again.
Face and Junk is back in the spotlight — featured in Canvas Rebel for our unapologetically masculine Men’s Grooming Line.
Real ingredients. Real confidence. Real talk.
Check out the article and see why we don’t do generic. We do bold.
canvasrebel.com/meet-thomas-...
Face and Junk is back in the spotlight — featured in Canvas Rebel for our unapologetically masculine Men’s Grooming Line.
Real ingredients. Real confidence. Real talk.
Check out the article and see why we don’t do generic. We do bold.
canvasrebel.com/meet-thomas-...
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This Valentine’s season, upgrade that rough, sandpaper situation with Face & Junk Energize Power Scrub and Revitalize Daily Face Cleanser — the duo built to turn “construction‑grade” into kiss‑worthy.
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February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Tired of kissing a face that feels like drywall?”
This Valentine’s season, upgrade that rough, sandpaper situation with Face & Junk Energize Power Scrub and Revitalize Daily Face Cleanser — the duo built to turn “construction‑grade” into kiss‑worthy.
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This Valentine’s season, upgrade that rough, sandpaper situation with Face & Junk Energize Power Scrub and Revitalize Daily Face Cleanser — the duo built to turn “construction‑grade” into kiss‑worthy.
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Roses are red. Violets are blue.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
If your balls smell funky… that date’s leaving too.
Give the man in your life something he’ll actually use…
Because nothing says “I love you” like not gagging during intimacy.
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If your balls smell funky… that date’s leaving too.
Give the man in your life something he’ll actually use…
Because nothing says “I love you” like not gagging during intimacy.
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October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
YOUR BODY WANTS TO BE SMELLED.
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Bold. Clean. Masculine.
Face and Junk Body Bars aren’t just soap—they’re a declaration of dominance. These bars scrub off the funk, the shame, and the synthetic nonsense, leaving you smelling like confidence in human form.
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September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
FREE SHIPPING for a limited time on Body Bars/Bundles
🧼💪 MEN, IT’S TIME TO WASH OFF THE WEAKNESS 💪🧼
You weren’t made to smell like vanilla cupcakes and regret.
🔘 Rugged.
🔘 Masculine.
🔘 Built like a puck, hits like a freight train.
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🧼💪 MEN, IT’S TIME TO WASH OFF THE WEAKNESS 💪🧼
You weren’t made to smell like vanilla cupcakes and regret.
🔘 Rugged.
🔘 Masculine.
🔘 Built like a puck, hits like a freight train.
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August 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
💥 50% OFF ALL BEARD OIL 💥
Your beard’s not a trend. It’s a damn declaration.
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Your face deserves more than drugstore grease and broken promises.
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Your beard’s not a trend. It’s a damn declaration.
That’s right. Half off. Because we believe in rewarding real men, not squeezing them.
Your face deserves more than drugstore grease and broken promises.
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July 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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For skin that’s survived bad decisions and worse roommates.
Packed with crushed walnut shells and enough grit to humble a lumberjack, Energize – Power Scrub isn’t skincare. It’s a rough draft of redemption.
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For skin that’s survived bad decisions and worse roommates.
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July 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
BREAKING: Humanity’s Undercarriage Has Officially Been Rescued
Your funk? Neutralized. Your swamp? Drained. Your confidence? Restored.
💬 “I haven’t felt this fresh since pre-puberty.” – Probably someone’s dad
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Your funk? Neutralized. Your swamp? Drained. Your confidence? Restored.
💬 “I haven’t felt this fresh since pre-puberty.” – Probably someone’s dad
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March 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Looking for a haircare experience that’s as refreshing as a cool plunge after a workout? Meet the ultimate duo that's making waves: Citrus + Cool Aloe Shampoo. This powerhouse is a game-changer for men who want hair that’s healthy, strong, and impeccably clean.
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March 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Tired of those cookie-cutter men's grooming sites that pump out generic products without giving a damn about YOU? So are we! That's why Face and Junk is here to shake things up.
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February 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Face and Junk Says: F@K You to Mass-Produced Grooming Products!
Tired of those cookie-cutter men's grooming sites that pump out generic products without giving a damn about YOU? So are we! That's why Face and Junk is here to shake things up.
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Tired of those cookie-cutter men's grooming sites that pump out generic products without giving a damn about YOU? So are we! That's why Face and Junk is here to shake things up.
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Vote for Face and Junk Daily for the A-List Awards!
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How to Vote:
Nominate us in two categories:
Beauty - Facial Skincare
Beauty - Beauty Products
You can nominate once per day
👉 Nominate here: www.stlmag.com/alist
It's time to cast your votes for the A-List Awards for Face and Junk.
How to Vote:
Nominate us in two categories:
Beauty - Facial Skincare
Beauty - Beauty Products
You can nominate once per day
👉 Nominate here: www.stlmag.com/alist
A-List Readers' Choice Awards
St. Louis Magazine's annual celebration of the region’s finest, as voted on by YOU!
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February 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Vote for Face and Junk Daily for the A-List Awards!
It's time to cast your votes for the A-List Awards for Face and Junk.
How to Vote:
Nominate us in two categories:
Beauty - Facial Skincare
Beauty - Beauty Products
You can nominate once per day
👉 Nominate here: www.stlmag.com/alist
It's time to cast your votes for the A-List Awards for Face and Junk.
How to Vote:
Nominate us in two categories:
Beauty - Facial Skincare
Beauty - Beauty Products
You can nominate once per day
👉 Nominate here: www.stlmag.com/alist
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January 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Thank you everyone for helping Face and Junk reach 2,000 followers on Instagram. Now let's hit 5,000.
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December 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Thank you everyone for helping Face and Junk reach 2,000 followers on Instagram. Now let's hit 5,000.
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