Lorelei Mission
@loreleimission.bsky.social
Hippie-chick into bondage roleplay, dog rescue, puppets, animation, plantfood, & compassion for the homeless. Life partners (30+ years!): Jon Woods, Eric Holman. - - she/her
I think that was whenever Jenna Marbles was trying to cook and Julien was being a goofball
September 13, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I think that was whenever Jenna Marbles was trying to cook and Julien was being a goofball
This gets more and more trippy. I especially like the spiderweb stuff at the end...
#adultpuppetry #puppethorror
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09j...
#adultpuppetry #puppethorror
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09j...
Lilian Harvey-Unbelievably Scary Puppet Court
YouTube video by Taylormayes
www.youtube.com
September 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
This gets more and more trippy. I especially like the spiderweb stuff at the end...
#adultpuppetry #puppethorror
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09j...
#adultpuppetry #puppethorror
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09j...
1/ People have been wondering why Disney doesn't know what they want to do with a Muppet series. Fans all agree it should just be more of the Muppet Show stuff.
Here's the secret. Nobody wants to produce shows with music variety cuz then they have to track the music rights in perpetuity...
Here's the secret. Nobody wants to produce shows with music variety cuz then they have to track the music rights in perpetuity...
September 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
1/ People have been wondering why Disney doesn't know what they want to do with a Muppet series. Fans all agree it should just be more of the Muppet Show stuff.
Here's the secret. Nobody wants to produce shows with music variety cuz then they have to track the music rights in perpetuity...
Here's the secret. Nobody wants to produce shows with music variety cuz then they have to track the music rights in perpetuity...
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Remembering the birthday of two Harmony Concepts-era damsels who are no longer with us, Kimberly Kupps and Teri Rose (AKA Teri Diver).🙏
September 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Remembering the birthday of two Harmony Concepts-era damsels who are no longer with us, Kimberly Kupps and Teri Rose (AKA Teri Diver).🙏
Ooh! What Disney song would you sing to me, to cheer me up?
Lovely but very naive man I was dating offered to sing a "Disney song" to me when I was crying. It was enough to pull me out of my depressive spiral only to say "please don't."
September 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Ooh! What Disney song would you sing to me, to cheer me up?
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This weekend @loreleimission.bsky.social and I will be celebrating our lapis lazuli anniversary! Celebrate with us in spirit and try to do something fun!😉
September 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This weekend @loreleimission.bsky.social and I will be celebrating our lapis lazuli anniversary! Celebrate with us in spirit and try to do something fun!😉
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I'm currently reading "The Mauve Decade" by Thomas Beer. The previous owner of the book loved to underline parts of it and was apparently so adamant about "the strangeness of CLEVELAND" it was underlined it three times.
September 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I'm currently reading "The Mauve Decade" by Thomas Beer. The previous owner of the book loved to underline parts of it and was apparently so adamant about "the strangeness of CLEVELAND" it was underlined it three times.
"Wargames", though it's tied with another obvious one
September 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
"Wargames", though it's tied with another obvious one
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"Cyber Doll Defeated!" begins and our titular damsel is taken captive by The Henchman! www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...
August 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"Cyber Doll Defeated!" begins and our titular damsel is taken captive by The Henchman! www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...
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Let's see now... do I want "Free Shipping" or "Free Shipping!!"? Decisions, decisions.🤔
August 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Let's see now... do I want "Free Shipping" or "Free Shipping!!"? Decisions, decisions.🤔
It just dawned on me, rather suddenly, that I need a slightly larger container for my current-work drives.
August 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
It just dawned on me, rather suddenly, that I need a slightly larger container for my current-work drives.
Adding Alex and Maestro to Jon's collage of our previous dogs and cats.
The "not-amused" cat is Robin.
The "not-amused" cat is Robin.
August 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Adding Alex and Maestro to Jon's collage of our previous dogs and cats.
The "not-amused" cat is Robin.
The "not-amused" cat is Robin.
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Crystal wishes everyone a Happy National Dog Day🐶 and reminds everyone to give your canine loved ones plenty of cuddles and lots and lots of treats!🐾
August 26, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Crystal wishes everyone a Happy National Dog Day🐶 and reminds everyone to give your canine loved ones plenty of cuddles and lots and lots of treats!🐾
My grandmother gave me one of those illustrated kids bibles when I was in grade school. I found it quite weird.
Somebody bought my son the children's illustrated Bible for his christening. He's nearly 6 now and asked me to ready a few chapters each night to him. My god, excuse the pun, it's horrific, obey me or I'll kill you. Stop worshiping me as much, I'll kill you. Does it improve?
August 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
My grandmother gave me one of those illustrated kids bibles when I was in grade school. I found it quite weird.
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In my first proper job I was reported to HR for wearing a badge that was highly offensive. It was the Douglas Adams line "I know where my towel is." Apparently the lady who worked the photocopier thought it was a tampon reference.
August 23, 2026 at 9:20 AM
In my first proper job I was reported to HR for wearing a badge that was highly offensive. It was the Douglas Adams line "I know where my towel is." Apparently the lady who worked the photocopier thought it was a tampon reference.
Still one of my fave vids. Hilarious.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlJk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlJk...
Is Your Boyfriend Single? (Official Video) | Heartthrob
YouTube video by Rob Anderson
www.youtube.com
August 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Still one of my fave vids. Hilarious.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlJk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlJk...
Someone just followed me who is using AI to generate bondage images. Don't follow me with that stuff. Sigh.
August 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Someone just followed me who is using AI to generate bondage images. Don't follow me with that stuff. Sigh.
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A lot (and I mean a LOT) of American Damsels clips were/are in limbo pending review, but the good news is a bunch of them have been re-released and are available again! www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...
August 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
A lot (and I mean a LOT) of American Damsels clips were/are in limbo pending review, but the good news is a bunch of them have been re-released and are available again! www.clips4sale.com/studio/6571/...
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On holiday in Spain recently, quite a nice hotel. I'd swim in the pool in the afternoon then tell my husband I was going back to the room to shower. Our bathroom had a fabulously versatile & effective bidet where I nearly power-hosed off my clitoris during those two weeks.
July 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
On holiday in Spain recently, quite a nice hotel. I'd swim in the pool in the afternoon then tell my husband I was going back to the room to shower. Our bathroom had a fabulously versatile & effective bidet where I nearly power-hosed off my clitoris during those two weeks.
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Happy Monday, everybody!
July 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Happy Monday, everybody!
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Meanwhile in the garage...
July 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Meanwhile in the garage...
This month Jon and I wrote and performed a skit for the #Puppetzilla #PuppetSlam. It was the first time I've ever done something like this. It was terrifying but fun.
Photo by Adam www.instagram.com/_paveparadise/
#LAGP #AdultPuppetry
Photo by Adam www.instagram.com/_paveparadise/
#LAGP #AdultPuppetry
July 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
This month Jon and I wrote and performed a skit for the #Puppetzilla #PuppetSlam. It was the first time I've ever done something like this. It was terrifying but fun.
Photo by Adam www.instagram.com/_paveparadise/
#LAGP #AdultPuppetry
Photo by Adam www.instagram.com/_paveparadise/
#LAGP #AdultPuppetry
Google’s AI is a joke. 15 minutes ago it told me the World Cup 2025 was over and that Argentina had won.
July 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Google’s AI is a joke. 15 minutes ago it told me the World Cup 2025 was over and that Argentina had won.
What movies did you see multiple times in the theater during the first run?
I went 5 times to see Nightmare Before Christmas, and 5 times for The Happytime Murders.
I went 5 times to see Nightmare Before Christmas, and 5 times for The Happytime Murders.
July 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
What movies did you see multiple times in the theater during the first run?
I went 5 times to see Nightmare Before Christmas, and 5 times for The Happytime Murders.
I went 5 times to see Nightmare Before Christmas, and 5 times for The Happytime Murders.
Eric and I had our 35th anniversary :)
Eric Holman and Lorelei are celebrating their anniversary today!🥂🥳🎉 Please wish them all the best and many, many more!
July 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Eric and I had our 35th anniversary :)