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Two doses of pentobarbital, one very awake inmate, and a governor who has ordered a binder.
NASHVILLE - Tennessee tried to execute Christa Pike. It had a protocol. The protocol said two doses. She got two doses. She's awake. She's talking.
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October 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
A 4.2 percent unemployment rate sits on top of the weakest hiring month in a while, four weeks before voters get a say.
WASHINGTON - Twenty-nine thousand jobs. That's the month. What's the deal with a jobs report you could staff with a mid-size wedding.
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October 8, 2026 at 12:05 PM
A lab worker is dead, the WHO wants details, and the response plan is a phone call.
WASHINGTON - A lab worker in Siberia dies after a suspected case of pneumonic plague, and the plan is a phone call. Of course it is.
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October 8, 2026 at 9:21 AM
California's governor reached for the Constitution's emergency exit over a rally line, and the exit, as usual, stayed shut.
SACRAMENTO - Gavin Newsom wants the 25th Amendment. Not a law. Not a hearing. The amendment you use when the president can't do the job.
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October 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Forty filings make a record, and a record is a press release. The verdicts are a different department.
WASHINGTON - Forty cases. Largest denaturalization effort in modern history. Modern history, in this case, is young enough to still be borrowing the car.
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October 8, 2026 at 7:58 AM
The Gulf produced a named storm right as oil, diesel and gasoline were already having a bad week.
MIAMI - First hurricane of the year, and it waited until the gas was already $4.50. That's manners. You don't show up to a house while they're still setting the table.
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October 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
A Nebraska rally line about Los Angeles and San Diego needed a second sentence to explain the first, and the second sentence is losing the race.
GRAND ISLAND, Neb. - What's the deal with clarifying a sentence. You said the sentence. Out loud. In Nebraska. There were peo
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October 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
An 18.4-cent holiday would shave the sign by less than a quarter and land squarely on Election Day season.
WASHINGTON - He's thinking about suspending the federal gas tax. Four weeks before the midterms. And the timing is a coincidence. Sure.
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October 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Eighty-one billion dollars buys the library, the franchises and a single word that nobody can search for.
BURBANK - Eighty-one billion dollars, and the new name is Skydance. Warner's gone. Bros. is gone. Discovery's gone. Paramount's gone.
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October 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The vice president has a fair question about uranium, an old question, and no one to hand it to.
WASHINGTON - JD Vance has a question. Why does Iran need fuel at 60 percent if it doesn't want a bomb. It's a good question. It's the same question.
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October 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Mamdani Administration Discovers New York Has $8.9
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October 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Nidal Hasan Discovers Army Has Finally Finished Processing His Extremely Negative Performance Review
Fort Hood mass murderer dreamed of becoming historic warrior, instead spends 17 years discovering United States possesses both due proces
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October 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
San Francisco Furious Trump Mentioned Los Angeles and San Diego but Left Bay Area Completely Out of CApocalypse
Trump's Biggest Mistake Wasn't Mentioning Los Angeles and San Diego, It Was Forgetting San Francisco

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October 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Tennessee Successfully Executes Confidence in Tennessee
Christa Pike's failed execution has Gov.
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October 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Ella Langley Out-Headlines Trump During the Xi Jinping Visit
How Six Words From an Alabama Country Star Beat a Presidential Summit for America's Attention
WASHINGTON, D.C.
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October 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Cornell Students Beg Outside Activists to Please Let Them Get Back to Partying
Exhausted undergraduates announce bold new movement demanding fewer movements, more studying and restoration of sacred constitutional right to waste Saturday aft
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October 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
CBS Has Egg on Its Face as Tony Romo Is Already Floated for FOX NFL Sunday Job
Network reportedly wanted out of Romo’s enormous contract, may still pay him much of what remained, and now gets to enjoy the traditional corporate experience of watching the
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October 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Two ‘Communists’ Find Love, Discover ‘What’s Yours Is Mine’ Works as Romance and Fiscal Policy
Progressive power couple reportedly shares interests in romance, redistribution, wealth taxes and the comforting belief that every human inconvenience merely
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October 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
New York Launches “Pre-Investigation” Program in Which Conclusions Arrive First and Evidence Is Invited to Catch Up
Albany unveils the Bureau of Foregone Conclusions, a bold justice-system upgrade that lets officials skip the suspense
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October 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Letitia James Schedules Cornell Trial for Christmas Before Reading Evidence, Says Santa Already Has a List
New York unveils revolutionary North Pole prosecution model in which evidence will be reviewed during convenient breaks
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October 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Tennessee Discovers Execution Protocol Has Troubleshooting Guide That Ends at ‘Try Again’
Pike’s lawyers warned about vein access, drug integrity, emergency care and secrecy.
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October 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
ShinyHunters Allegedly Breaches FBI, Cyber Division Updates Password From ‘FBI123’ to ‘FBI123!’
FBI
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October 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Banned Books Week Celebrates Free Expression by Carefully Selecting Which Free Expression You’re Allowed to Celebrate
Libraries Declare Every Viewpoint Welcome, Assuming It Has Already Been Approved for the Display Table
CHICAGO | B
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October 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
IRS Adds Citizenship Checkbox to Tax Form, Nation Shocked Government Wants to Know Who Is Claiming Government Benefits
Federal Government Discovers Revolutionary Administrative Concept Known as “Eligibility”
WASHINGTON, D.C.
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October 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Fentanyl for Lethal Injection: Tennessee Learns the Cartels Have Better Customer Service
Why Fentanyl for Lethal Injection Keeps Stalling, According to Experts Who Say Pfizer Won't Sell It, Nebraska Can't Reorder It and Tennessee Can't Find the Nex
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October 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM