Ember - Purveyor of Cool Mages
@lothlanembers.bsky.social
Old enough, white, she/her, trans, lesbian. F/F enthusiast, gunpla enjoyer, frequently NSFW. Minors are blocked on sight.
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/ember29140
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lothlan/profile
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/ember29140
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lothlan/profile
none of this would've happened if the wizard series cultists had latched onto my immortal instead
September 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
none of this would've happened if the wizard series cultists had latched onto my immortal instead
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I'm sure I'm the first person to do this one
September 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I'm sure I'm the first person to do this one
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Why? Why must they ruin our Great Nation?
September 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Why? Why must they ruin our Great Nation?
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September 16, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I've had a "Macklemore was unfortunately cooking when he rapped about how cool thrift shops are" post in my head for a while now but honestly we can go ahead and remove the 'unfortunate' part
You go and mackle all over those dudes, you cornball
You go and mackle all over those dudes, you cornball
September 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I've had a "Macklemore was unfortunately cooking when he rapped about how cool thrift shops are" post in my head for a while now but honestly we can go ahead and remove the 'unfortunate' part
You go and mackle all over those dudes, you cornball
You go and mackle all over those dudes, you cornball
I'm sure I'm the first person to do this one
September 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I'm sure I'm the first person to do this one
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"When the light itself seems to die, don't despair! Even in the darkest depths, you'll find the Black Mage Extraordinaire!"
✨ #WoLQotD | #WoLQuestion ✨
If a crisis happens and your WoL/OC runs to present themselves in assistance - what do they say they do well - quickly?
I.e. I am Artanis, Mage at your service. I heal, fight or protect - where do you need help?
If a crisis happens and your WoL/OC runs to present themselves in assistance - what do they say they do well - quickly?
I.e. I am Artanis, Mage at your service. I heal, fight or protect - where do you need help?
September 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
"When the light itself seems to die, don't despair! Even in the darkest depths, you'll find the Black Mage Extraordinaire!"
Oh, sure, arrest me for killing demons, I get it, that's just where we are as a society now
September 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Oh, sure, arrest me for killing demons, I get it, that's just where we are as a society now
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my arcadion preseident told me psychonekrosis keep eating his wrestlers so i asked how many wrestlers he has and he said he just goes to the local high school and gets a new one afterwards so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding teenagers to psychonekrosis and then his metem started crying
September 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
my arcadion preseident told me psychonekrosis keep eating his wrestlers so i asked how many wrestlers he has and he said he just goes to the local high school and gets a new one afterwards so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding teenagers to psychonekrosis and then his metem started crying
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I do da trend
September 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I do da trend
"I go to twitter because the porn is good" is it though, or is it another eighty intervals of the same five sex positions except the girls have different hair colors
September 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"I go to twitter because the porn is good" is it though, or is it another eighty intervals of the same five sex positions except the girls have different hair colors
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caught in spider silk 🕸️
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
caught in spider silk 🕸️
went to a local farmers' market for the first time today and came away with so many veggies all for 15 bucks
added fresh shallots and jalapenos to some leftover chicken for tacos and it might be *too* good
added fresh shallots and jalapenos to some leftover chicken for tacos and it might be *too* good
September 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
went to a local farmers' market for the first time today and came away with so many veggies all for 15 bucks
added fresh shallots and jalapenos to some leftover chicken for tacos and it might be *too* good
added fresh shallots and jalapenos to some leftover chicken for tacos and it might be *too* good
the realization that i have zero desire to play modern big budget games is also a convenient way to escape the rising costs of hardware
turns out you don't need a $2000 gaming pc if you just wanna play doom maps
turns out you don't need a $2000 gaming pc if you just wanna play doom maps
September 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
the realization that i have zero desire to play modern big budget games is also a convenient way to escape the rising costs of hardware
turns out you don't need a $2000 gaming pc if you just wanna play doom maps
turns out you don't need a $2000 gaming pc if you just wanna play doom maps
I really just don't know why nvidia felt the need to buy in on the grift
like, you're already the company selling the pickaxes in the gold rush! you're the only company here who's actually profited! if it were me i'd take the money and run
like, you're already the company selling the pickaxes in the gold rush! you're the only company here who's actually profited! if it were me i'd take the money and run
September 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I really just don't know why nvidia felt the need to buy in on the grift
like, you're already the company selling the pickaxes in the gold rush! you're the only company here who's actually profited! if it were me i'd take the money and run
like, you're already the company selling the pickaxes in the gold rush! you're the only company here who's actually profited! if it were me i'd take the money and run
the thing about costco's cafe is it's so easy to get caught by the "well i already spent so much money, what's another couple bucks" impulse
September 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
the thing about costco's cafe is it's so easy to get caught by the "well i already spent so much money, what's another couple bucks" impulse
It's time to kill professor layton
September 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
It's time to kill professor layton
Every time I hear "yeah we used ai but it was just for concepting" I think of how structurally sound a house with a foundation of tissue paper would be
September 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Every time I hear "yeah we used ai but it was just for concepting" I think of how structurally sound a house with a foundation of tissue paper would be
Every so often I see some arguments in favor of genai and it seems like there's this weird collective psychosis where its proponents are convinced that actually the world always had genai and nobody ever functioned without it
Honestly i think they need help but i'm not the one to give it
Honestly i think they need help but i'm not the one to give it
September 12, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Every so often I see some arguments in favor of genai and it seems like there's this weird collective psychosis where its proponents are convinced that actually the world always had genai and nobody ever functioned without it
Honestly i think they need help but i'm not the one to give it
Honestly i think they need help but i'm not the one to give it
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>Either way, those memories were hers again. She was hers again.
genuinely fucking insane. which himejoshi wrote this.
genuinely fucking insane. which himejoshi wrote this.
September 11, 2026 at 9:14 AM
>Either way, those memories were hers again. She was hers again.
genuinely fucking insane. which himejoshi wrote this.
genuinely fucking insane. which himejoshi wrote this.
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BREAKING!
"Saddle Lake Cree Nation is asserting its Treaty rights and jurisdiction to provide safe refuge for those seeking and providing gender-affirming care.
Any Albertan will be able to access gender-affirming care on Saddle Lake Cree Nation reserved lands and territories"
"Saddle Lake Cree Nation is asserting its Treaty rights and jurisdiction to provide safe refuge for those seeking and providing gender-affirming care.
Any Albertan will be able to access gender-affirming care on Saddle Lake Cree Nation reserved lands and territories"
September 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
BREAKING!
"Saddle Lake Cree Nation is asserting its Treaty rights and jurisdiction to provide safe refuge for those seeking and providing gender-affirming care.
Any Albertan will be able to access gender-affirming care on Saddle Lake Cree Nation reserved lands and territories"
"Saddle Lake Cree Nation is asserting its Treaty rights and jurisdiction to provide safe refuge for those seeking and providing gender-affirming care.
Any Albertan will be able to access gender-affirming care on Saddle Lake Cree Nation reserved lands and territories"