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approximately 85% of what's wrong with Early Access for games is gamers being too illiterate to read the massive warning that says "NOT FINISHED, DO NOT BUY" then being surprised when it's not finished
September 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
approximately 85% of what's wrong with Early Access for games is gamers being too illiterate to read the massive warning that says "NOT FINISHED, DO NOT BUY" then being surprised when it's not finished
one of the worst things about the internet now is you can't even make up a ridiculous strawman for humor purposes without accidentally vagueposting about some Mr. Shit you've never heard of before
September 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
one of the worst things about the internet now is you can't even make up a ridiculous strawman for humor purposes without accidentally vagueposting about some Mr. Shit you've never heard of before
concern trolls for healthiness of food preparations are legit so damn funny
you say you juiced some fruits, and get someone saying "you're throwing away the most nutritious part"
shit you're right, I did that extra effort all on accident, not because I specifically wanted juice
you say you juiced some fruits, and get someone saying "you're throwing away the most nutritious part"
shit you're right, I did that extra effort all on accident, not because I specifically wanted juice
September 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
concern trolls for healthiness of food preparations are legit so damn funny
you say you juiced some fruits, and get someone saying "you're throwing away the most nutritious part"
shit you're right, I did that extra effort all on accident, not because I specifically wanted juice
you say you juiced some fruits, and get someone saying "you're throwing away the most nutritious part"
shit you're right, I did that extra effort all on accident, not because I specifically wanted juice
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An INDIVIDUAL can maybe say who their faves are. "These are the ten best novels I read this year" and even "of the ten THIS ONE is my favorite" sure.
"Spiders Georg, author of The Spider Cookbook, scientifically the best writer in English of all time" is just not possible.
"Spiders Georg, author of The Spider Cookbook, scientifically the best writer in English of all time" is just not possible.
September 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
An INDIVIDUAL can maybe say who their faves are. "These are the ten best novels I read this year" and even "of the ten THIS ONE is my favorite" sure.
"Spiders Georg, author of The Spider Cookbook, scientifically the best writer in English of all time" is just not possible.
"Spiders Georg, author of The Spider Cookbook, scientifically the best writer in English of all time" is just not possible.
it's honestly so funny when you see media where they have characters wearing a qipao/cheongsam to evoke old imperial China because that particular style didn't come about until the 1910's
it'd be like setting something in Tudor England and people wearing zoot suits and flapper dresses
it'd be like setting something in Tudor England and people wearing zoot suits and flapper dresses
September 4, 2026 at 10:05 AM
it's honestly so funny when you see media where they have characters wearing a qipao/cheongsam to evoke old imperial China because that particular style didn't come about until the 1910's
it'd be like setting something in Tudor England and people wearing zoot suits and flapper dresses
it'd be like setting something in Tudor England and people wearing zoot suits and flapper dresses
takes a very special mind to accuse a studio of "retconning" because they ignored fan-extrapolated lore theories
August 30, 2026 at 12:08 PM
takes a very special mind to accuse a studio of "retconning" because they ignored fan-extrapolated lore theories
imagine the world where horse armor released a couple days later and parrots on the internet instead blamed Rare or Crystal Dynamics for "inventing microtransactions"
August 30, 2026 at 10:56 AM
imagine the world where horse armor released a couple days later and parrots on the internet instead blamed Rare or Crystal Dynamics for "inventing microtransactions"
it's always cool having that one friend who likes and knows about all these weird obscure terrible pieces of media until you learn that it's because their taste is legitimately awful and those're the only things they like
never meet your heroes or something
never meet your heroes or something
August 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
it's always cool having that one friend who likes and knows about all these weird obscure terrible pieces of media until you learn that it's because their taste is legitimately awful and those're the only things they like
never meet your heroes or something
never meet your heroes or something
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Where Are The Games About Politics?
August 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Where Are The Games About Politics?
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That is the world these sons of bitches want to take us back to with their "it's all overdiagnosis and fakery" gaslighting.
August 19, 2026 at 11:04 AM
That is the world these sons of bitches want to take us back to with their "it's all overdiagnosis and fakery" gaslighting.
the most annoying person you've ever met:
if an anti-war film is good, it's a bad anti-war film because someone might think it's cool because of it
if an anti-war film is good, it's a bad anti-war film because someone might think it's cool because of it
August 18, 2026 at 4:33 PM
the most annoying person you've ever met:
if an anti-war film is good, it's a bad anti-war film because someone might think it's cool because of it
if an anti-war film is good, it's a bad anti-war film because someone might think it's cool because of it
still mystified by the popularity of "I am currently or imminently will be cheated on or cucked" songs in country music
August 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
still mystified by the popularity of "I am currently or imminently will be cheated on or cucked" songs in country music
getting paid is immaterial, if I'm doing it for the love of the game I'm an amateur regardless
August 17, 2026 at 7:17 AM
getting paid is immaterial, if I'm doing it for the love of the game I'm an amateur regardless
before you get annoyed at someone using some slang or new terminology, just remember we're only a bit over a century removed from when people would get indignant and upset over the idea of saying "hello" to greet someone
August 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
before you get annoyed at someone using some slang or new terminology, just remember we're only a bit over a century removed from when people would get indignant and upset over the idea of saying "hello" to greet someone
having a pet misheard lyric and years later looking the song up and realizing those are the actual words
August 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
having a pet misheard lyric and years later looking the song up and realizing those are the actual words
someone should make a game where 95% of the content is level gated, but the xp requirements for levels go by exponential decay. 150 hours to go from level 1 to 2, but one single fetch quest takes you from 50 to the cap at 300
August 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
someone should make a game where 95% of the content is level gated, but the xp requirements for levels go by exponential decay. 150 hours to go from level 1 to 2, but one single fetch quest takes you from 50 to the cap at 300
I've always wondered if the people who find it appalling that there's an acceptable level of insect legs in produce would also be shocked to learn that bakers touch dough with their bare hands or that plants grow in dirt
August 10, 2026 at 8:24 AM
I've always wondered if the people who find it appalling that there's an acceptable level of insect legs in produce would also be shocked to learn that bakers touch dough with their bare hands or that plants grow in dirt
listening to a viewer email in a podcast and nodding, agreeing with them, forgetting until they thanked the sender that it was you who sent it a few months ago
August 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
listening to a viewer email in a podcast and nodding, agreeing with them, forgetting until they thanked the sender that it was you who sent it a few months ago
don't you love when you bang a limb into something and it takes a full 3 seconds before your brain deigns to inform you that, in fact, it didn't hurt
August 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
don't you love when you bang a limb into something and it takes a full 3 seconds before your brain deigns to inform you that, in fact, it didn't hurt
maybe, just perhaps, ideas on economic structures shouldn't start with metaphysical first principles
August 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
maybe, just perhaps, ideas on economic structures shouldn't start with metaphysical first principles
who hurt you, why would you do this
August 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
who hurt you, why would you do this
man with 5 second functional memory terrifies self (got home and took wallet out of pocket then 10 seconds later freak out because my wallet isn't in my pocket)
August 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
man with 5 second functional memory terrifies self (got home and took wallet out of pocket then 10 seconds later freak out because my wallet isn't in my pocket)
there's a special sort of confusion looking at the people complaining about projectiles being hitscan in the steam patch notes of a scifi game where 95% of the guns are lasers
what, are you telling me you think you can side-step faster than light?
what, are you telling me you think you can side-step faster than light?
August 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
there's a special sort of confusion looking at the people complaining about projectiles being hitscan in the steam patch notes of a scifi game where 95% of the guns are lasers
what, are you telling me you think you can side-step faster than light?
what, are you telling me you think you can side-step faster than light?
napped and dreamt that the hot new talking point among the nigh-mentally-ill paranoid security enthusiasts was that browsers saving your history (locally) is spyware
the worst part is I'm almost certain there's someone out there saying this for real right now :(
the worst part is I'm almost certain there's someone out there saying this for real right now :(
August 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
napped and dreamt that the hot new talking point among the nigh-mentally-ill paranoid security enthusiasts was that browsers saving your history (locally) is spyware
the worst part is I'm almost certain there's someone out there saying this for real right now :(
the worst part is I'm almost certain there's someone out there saying this for real right now :(
2019: man it's gonna be so annoying next year, everyone's gonna be saying hindsight is 2020
2021: 2019? I can't remember that far back man, it was like 15 years ago
2021: 2019? I can't remember that far back man, it was like 15 years ago
July 31, 2026 at 9:56 AM
2019: man it's gonna be so annoying next year, everyone's gonna be saying hindsight is 2020
2021: 2019? I can't remember that far back man, it was like 15 years ago
2021: 2019? I can't remember that far back man, it was like 15 years ago