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Lumpy
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I like things and I draw sometimes
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bencollins.bsky.social
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
September 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
Computa, show me "hasan piker meat pic"....thanks computa
September 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
Is anyone reading Dogsred cause I have no one to talk to about this
September 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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djepelgesh.bsky.social
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled " today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
September 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door. Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
August 24, 2026 at 11:16 PM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
Peepley Lulu
August 24, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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skymagpie.bsky.social
The best post is relevant once again!!
August 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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g0blinsprout.bsky.social
Opening these up again because my cat unexpectedly needed a $500 vet visit today :') if you'd like to help us out with our horrible little furball, just shoot me a message on kofi! ♥️
g0blinsprout.bsky.social Goblin🌱Sprout @g0blinsprout.bsky.social · Jun 14
QRT to say that I'm still doing sketch requests for donations of $30+ on my Ko-fi! ✨

Here's some examples of sketches I've done so far:

•[ #sdv #stardewvalley #artshare ]
August 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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trukarnij.bsky.social
#illustration #anishinaabe #monsterart #ocart #sona #characterdesign
August 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
Really need to get back to reading Kagurabachi. It's got that generic shounen thing going on but the MCs beginning worldview gets completely rocked by the very first antagonist in a way that I really enjoyed
August 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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jordizzle.bsky.social
August 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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4lung.net
my favorite DNI ive seen so far
August 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
Thinking about picking up an addictive and expensive hobby. Right now it's between smoking and warhammer
August 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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mel.bzky.team
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
July 21, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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patrickonpurpose.bsky.social
I'd like to use #PortfolioDay to show off my personal website I'm working on.
pats-archive.com
I have a page for my digital art
pats-archive.com/digital-art
and one for sketches
pats-archive.com/sketchbook

I'm not a professional or anything but just wanna put my work out there!
July 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
Maybe I could learn YGO....
Yu-gi-oh card featuring Whisker Blitzclique, a sexy hot old man on a motorcycle
July 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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jeannesfangs.bsky.social
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
July 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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treblaw.bsky.social
I'm gonna normie post and just say it is truly sickening that that dude can Nazi salute, stoke racist violence, commit voter fraud, kill kids across the globe with callousness, be a sexual predator and so fucking on and get rewarded rather than be in the stocks
June 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
Dunno how to dap people up gonna kms
June 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
When wrestling is good it's fucking good y'all
May 31, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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thatnerdchick.bsky.social
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
May 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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augustjpollak.bsky.social
A liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that’s going on right now.
May 21, 2026 at 12:04 PM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
All these people have main character syndrome like they don't know that I'm the main character
May 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
I'm gonna miss Happy Wars for the rest of my life
May 10, 2026 at 9:21 AM
lumpycreature.bsky.social
I wish RAID was edible for smell reasons but also so it can kill all the roaches inside me
May 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM