Em
@lunasia.bsky.social
Associate Gangstalker at Boeing, Anarcho-Engelsist, cheesepie sectarian.
The Monolith's strongest soldier.
We are living in the real bread hours. 🍞
All posts do reflect the views and opinions of Seafirst Bank.
The Monolith's strongest soldier.
We are living in the real bread hours. 🍞
All posts do reflect the views and opinions of Seafirst Bank.
"wouldn't hurt a fly" is not an indicator of goodness, fuck those flies dude.
October 8, 2026 at 8:14 AM
"wouldn't hurt a fly" is not an indicator of goodness, fuck those flies dude.
Rock Auto will soon be hearing from me.
October 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Rock Auto will soon be hearing from me.
Sending an offer to try and save not even 2 whole dollars might be worse than serious lowballing.
October 8, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Sending an offer to try and save not even 2 whole dollars might be worse than serious lowballing.
I can't believe my aunt is a fucking chicken washer.
October 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I can't believe my aunt is a fucking chicken washer.
There's a guy nearby trying to get rich selling old stock Stab-Lok stuff but he has to compete with countless cheaper ways to ignite a building.
October 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
There's a guy nearby trying to get rich selling old stock Stab-Lok stuff but he has to compete with countless cheaper ways to ignite a building.
Remember the fat guy from The Sopranos?
October 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Remember the fat guy from The Sopranos?
I have a very "get real, dumbass" approach to defusing my irrational fears.
October 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I have a very "get real, dumbass" approach to defusing my irrational fears.
AI advertisements should be life-ruiningly illegal.
October 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
AI advertisements should be life-ruiningly illegal.
Some guy in Illinois keeps texting me trying to get autographed Resogun porn supposedly buried in my yard.
October 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Some guy in Illinois keeps texting me trying to get autographed Resogun porn supposedly buried in my yard.
That wild caught Kentucky lobster on a stick will have you throwing kids over fences.
October 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
That wild caught Kentucky lobster on a stick will have you throwing kids over fences.
I'm waiting for another week without a Wednesday.
October 6, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I'm waiting for another week without a Wednesday.
It was already over when everything had to be called an "app" for some dumbass reason.
October 6, 2026 at 8:41 AM
It was already over when everything had to be called an "app" for some dumbass reason.
You accidentally say the wrong phrase to the right person and you'll unknowingly have them thinking you just admitted to having a fetish for losing at tennis or taking too long to say your drive-thru order.
October 5, 2026 at 6:34 AM
You accidentally say the wrong phrase to the right person and you'll unknowingly have them thinking you just admitted to having a fetish for losing at tennis or taking too long to say your drive-thru order.
Splashed acetone on my fucking face award.
October 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Splashed acetone on my fucking face award.
LEAVE UNCOVERED WHOLE MILK IN THE SUN FOR 5 DAYS
October 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
LEAVE UNCOVERED WHOLE MILK IN THE SUN FOR 5 DAYS
Stop paying the troops and give all their money toward paying off student loans. Give them a little card like when you sponsor a wild animal.
October 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Stop paying the troops and give all their money toward paying off student loans. Give them a little card like when you sponsor a wild animal.
"Everyone's entitled to their own opinion"
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October 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"Everyone's entitled to their own opinion"
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No seriously it's cool dude I swear your gangrenous dong isn't scaring the hoes.
October 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
No seriously it's cool dude I swear your gangrenous dong isn't scaring the hoes.
Writing depressing reflections in my cute little notebook with happy bees on it.
September 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Writing depressing reflections in my cute little notebook with happy bees on it.
"we'll find you the tech bro of your dreams"
STOP MAKING ROMANCE MOVIES ABOUT SEATTLE TECH COMPANIES.
STOP MAKING ROMANCE MOVIES ABOUT SEATTLE TECH COMPANIES.
September 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
"we'll find you the tech bro of your dreams"
STOP MAKING ROMANCE MOVIES ABOUT SEATTLE TECH COMPANIES.
STOP MAKING ROMANCE MOVIES ABOUT SEATTLE TECH COMPANIES.
One of the modern challenges of pregnancy is scalpers immediately showing up and taking all the cum.
September 27, 2026 at 4:59 AM
One of the modern challenges of pregnancy is scalpers immediately showing up and taking all the cum.
I write all my ebay descriptions like I'm giving you my garage sale sob story, and while it's not as marketable as their AI slop descriptions, only I will honestly declare the product is fuuuuuuucked instead of just telling you it's made of steel and it'll suck your dick or whatever.
September 27, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I write all my ebay descriptions like I'm giving you my garage sale sob story, and while it's not as marketable as their AI slop descriptions, only I will honestly declare the product is fuuuuuuucked instead of just telling you it's made of steel and it'll suck your dick or whatever.
The new litterbox is a big hit with the guys.
September 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The new litterbox is a big hit with the guys.
They told me I'd never make it as a ballerina because I lacked the bloodlust.
September 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
They told me I'd never make it as a ballerina because I lacked the bloodlust.
You know things are bad when I'm reinstalling Dragon's Dogma 2.
September 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
You know things are bad when I'm reinstalling Dragon's Dogma 2.