Luna the Moth
@lunathemoth.bsky.social
Here for a good time, not a long time. If my coworkers find this account, no you didn’t. She/fae
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Fuck it. We have cookies and candles, let’s do witchcraft
September 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Fuck it. We have cookies and candles, let’s do witchcraft
Trying to process that I’ve always identified with the generation above me?? I’m not sure why. I think it’s a mix of “I have always had weird health problems only seniors have” and also autism
But it makes it hit weird when people ridicule [shitbags like] McConnell, or other older people
But it makes it hit weird when people ridicule [shitbags like] McConnell, or other older people
September 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Trying to process that I’ve always identified with the generation above me?? I’m not sure why. I think it’s a mix of “I have always had weird health problems only seniors have” and also autism
But it makes it hit weird when people ridicule [shitbags like] McConnell, or other older people
But it makes it hit weird when people ridicule [shitbags like] McConnell, or other older people
Every time!
me: is finally about to sleep
my bladder:
my bladder:
Cowboy Kid Dork Dancing
Alt: Cowboy Kid Dork Dancing
static.klipy.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Every time!
Even a 5 hour time difference cannot stop my child from waking me up
Apparently 😂😂
Apparently 😂😂
September 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Even a 5 hour time difference cannot stop my child from waking me up
Apparently 😂😂
Apparently 😂😂
I am delighted when parts of the right side of my body come back to life
They are always extremely dramatic about it
Today it is my right nipple and it is producing what I can best describe as a throbbing swarm of ass first bees made of electricity smooshed down to the size of a pencil eraser
They are always extremely dramatic about it
Today it is my right nipple and it is producing what I can best describe as a throbbing swarm of ass first bees made of electricity smooshed down to the size of a pencil eraser
September 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I am delighted when parts of the right side of my body come back to life
They are always extremely dramatic about it
Today it is my right nipple and it is producing what I can best describe as a throbbing swarm of ass first bees made of electricity smooshed down to the size of a pencil eraser
They are always extremely dramatic about it
Today it is my right nipple and it is producing what I can best describe as a throbbing swarm of ass first bees made of electricity smooshed down to the size of a pencil eraser
seeing your old high school friends on FB looking old is one thing, but seeing them, not looking old, but married to EXTREMELY old men is another
September 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
seeing your old high school friends on FB looking old is one thing, but seeing them, not looking old, but married to EXTREMELY old men is another
the autistic Mormon woman experience would be a fascinating case study for the limits of “self control” versus “nature” because I literally went two years eating <900 calories a day, despite EXTREME neurological symptoms, multiple hospitalizations, etc., and ended up gaining >20 pounds
September 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
the autistic Mormon woman experience would be a fascinating case study for the limits of “self control” versus “nature” because I literally went two years eating <900 calories a day, despite EXTREME neurological symptoms, multiple hospitalizations, etc., and ended up gaining >20 pounds
my petty confession is I don’t always block mean replies right away because I want to watch other people yell at them 😶
September 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
my petty confession is I don’t always block mean replies right away because I want to watch other people yell at them 😶
me: is finally about to sleep
my bladder:
my bladder:
Cowboy Kid Dork Dancing
Alt: Cowboy Kid Dork Dancing
static.klipy.com
September 12, 2026 at 9:43 AM
me: is finally about to sleep
my bladder:
my bladder:
When you even scare away your imaginary friends 😭
September 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
When you even scare away your imaginary friends 😭
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sorry for screenshotting some twitter rando but you guys need to see this
September 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
sorry for screenshotting some twitter rando but you guys need to see this
perimenopause be like
September 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
perimenopause be like
my wife: you know what I’m thinking?
me: we should go to Texas Roadhouse
my wife: that’s creepy how did you know
me: I’m psychic and I can read your mind
my wife: OK what am I thinking now??
me: you want pussy
my wife: HOW DO YOU DO THAT
me: we should go to Texas Roadhouse
my wife: that’s creepy how did you know
me: I’m psychic and I can read your mind
my wife: OK what am I thinking now??
me: you want pussy
my wife: HOW DO YOU DO THAT
September 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
my wife: you know what I’m thinking?
me: we should go to Texas Roadhouse
my wife: that’s creepy how did you know
me: I’m psychic and I can read your mind
my wife: OK what am I thinking now??
me: you want pussy
my wife: HOW DO YOU DO THAT
me: we should go to Texas Roadhouse
my wife: that’s creepy how did you know
me: I’m psychic and I can read your mind
my wife: OK what am I thinking now??
me: you want pussy
my wife: HOW DO YOU DO THAT
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Life rises out of death, death rises out of life; in being opposite they yearn to each other, they give birth to each other and are forever reborn.
September 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Life rises out of death, death rises out of life; in being opposite they yearn to each other, they give birth to each other and are forever reborn.
who’s all heard of a decidual cast? wild things
September 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
who’s all heard of a decidual cast? wild things
hello anxiety, my old friend
September 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
hello anxiety, my old friend
lol my child just texted me from a plane because he forgot to tell me he was flying cross country
September 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
lol my child just texted me from a plane because he forgot to tell me he was flying cross country
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This one is also very good!
September 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
This one is also very good!
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I am old and perimenopausal and came to this account to say something sketcher than I’d say on main, but by the time I got here I forgot what it was ugh
August 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I am old and perimenopausal and came to this account to say something sketcher than I’d say on main, but by the time I got here I forgot what it was ugh
me: I miss my children! 😭😭
also me: I wonder if they left a vape somewhere
also me: I wonder if they left a vape somewhere
August 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM
me: I miss my children! 😭😭
also me: I wonder if they left a vape somewhere
also me: I wonder if they left a vape somewhere
TFW you really want a puppy and you have been researching for like a year to get a puppy and you’ve identified two breeds that would work (you’re allergic to gd everything) and then your ONE CONTACT for that breed FRIEND DUMPED you and now you have to start over 😭😭
August 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
TFW you really want a puppy and you have been researching for like a year to get a puppy and you’ve identified two breeds that would work (you’re allergic to gd everything) and then your ONE CONTACT for that breed FRIEND DUMPED you and now you have to start over 😭😭
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I’ve got people in locked accounts telling their stories about Dolly’s probably-open marriage and it’s like hell yeah the most wholesome nonmonogamous icon ever, I love it so much
August 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I’ve got people in locked accounts telling their stories about Dolly’s probably-open marriage and it’s like hell yeah the most wholesome nonmonogamous icon ever, I love it so much