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Fix your heart or die
Sally will always be the Lance Armstrong of people who suck
Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
September 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
In my day FBI agents just fucked aliens and we were fine with that! What happened to my horny country???
September 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Honest answer - Stereolab

Answer I’ll say when drunk at a bar - mclusky
what is your one desert island band? mine is Mastodon. seen them live four times, going for my fifth later this month
September 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
They’re saying this would win 100% of votes
Maryland: a statewide holiday once a day to go crabbing
September 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Just glorious, the best honoring the best
I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
September 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Arch is gonna start his heisman campaign any minute now, this doesn’t count it’s just warm up
September 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Southern Utah Thunderbirds? yeah that’s not a real school, that an op
September 13, 2026 at 12:52 AM
And now it’s getting wet early for the beavers …
when you go down on a woman but don’t really know what you’re doing
September 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Sending this to the bluesky mods until I’m blocked
September 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by LurkyMcLurk
Everyone is ass this is great
September 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
When I stopped watching Tottenham games
Football doesn’t hurt me any more
September 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Michigan is in the disgusting football zone now, very ominous for them
September 12, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Matt hasselback looks like shit
September 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Oregon is Spursy (kills me to say it)
September 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Whenever I see a regional bank logo on a field it’s like “oh that’s so cute you have commerce in your piddling little state too!”
September 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
*to the tune of California Uber Alles* Temporary Secretary
September 12, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Been telling my sister for years not to listen to these grifters
September 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
BAT CAVE
BAT CAVE: 89 LAKE LURE HWY, BAT CAVE NC 28710-9700
September 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
But enough about the future governor of Florida ….
Finding love in a Cracker Barrel bathroom.
September 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
BIG FOE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Abolish men. Again, and then once more to be safe
Another Alpha School boot-camp activity apparently requires students to do unpaid labor cleaning restaurant kitchens or gas-station bathrooms. Students audio record themselves as they do this work, and if they complain, they fail.
September 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Really nice of Norvell to provide a lot of fresh “dejected after a bad play call” footage for when it happens in a few weeks
September 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
So here’s the thing, at this point Samuel L and Jennifer Garner should have corporate purchase cards with Cap One, right?
September 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
So to pivot one step, I can’t even count all of bands I’ve seen in the past two years across genres who have said “fuck ice”. Like, yes please virtue signal that you are not a Nazi. That is a very good thing!
This is ADL's solitary statement after Nazis won state elections in Germany for the first time since the Holocaust:
September 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ryan Reynolds isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
September 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM