Amelia🤍🧜🏻♀️
@m3rmaidmelia.bsky.social
36. wife + mum. hairstylist. ♌️. directioner + midnighter. chicagoland. 🏳️🌈
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast.
you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.
I just ate my weight in Burger King and it’s the best decision I’ve made all week.
October 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I just ate my weight in Burger King and it’s the best decision I’ve made all week.
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When the government fails to provide social stability through good governance, they often rely on social oppression and oppressive governance.
It's the difference between authoritative government (rules which benefit the ruled) and authoritarian government (rules which benefit the rulers).
It's the difference between authoritative government (rules which benefit the ruled) and authoritarian government (rules which benefit the rulers).
October 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
When the government fails to provide social stability through good governance, they often rely on social oppression and oppressive governance.
It's the difference between authoritative government (rules which benefit the ruled) and authoritarian government (rules which benefit the rulers).
It's the difference between authoritative government (rules which benefit the ruled) and authoritarian government (rules which benefit the rulers).
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The French do not get enough credit for how hard they go. The French citizenry is something else.
October 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The French do not get enough credit for how hard they go. The French citizenry is something else.
Now THIS is being a leader of your community.
The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence
October 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Now THIS is being a leader of your community.
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we found an island, but we got stranded
October 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
we found an island, but we got stranded
Imagine being this fkn cool
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
October 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Imagine being this fkn cool
I still can’t believe this ended up in my mailbox lol.
Not sure how the Nazis got my info or why they ”chose” me to fill out their stupid ballot but I was sure to let them know how I felt about it. 🥰✌🏼
October 7, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I still can’t believe this ended up in my mailbox lol.
“Being alive is fucking horrendous.”
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
thanks for all the fish.
October 7, 2026 at 1:17 PM
“Being alive is fucking horrendous.”
Not sure how the Nazis got my info or why they ”chose” me to fill out their stupid ballot but I was sure to let them know how I felt about it. 🥰✌🏼
October 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Not sure how the Nazis got my info or why they ”chose” me to fill out their stupid ballot but I was sure to let them know how I felt about it. 🥰✌🏼
I’m making friendship bracelets for the game Sunday in hopes to find someone to make a TikTok to this song with me. My husband is a Bears fan so he will obv be “the body.”
October 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’m making friendship bracelets for the game Sunday in hopes to find someone to make a TikTok to this song with me. My husband is a Bears fan so he will obv be “the body.”
Idk who tf “Bill” is but now I gotta block him too 😮💨😮💨😮💨
October 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Idk who tf “Bill” is but now I gotta block him too 😮💨😮💨😮💨
People’s inability to operate a 4-way stop or a roundabout needs to be a case study bc what do you mean?
October 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
People’s inability to operate a 4-way stop or a roundabout needs to be a case study bc what do you mean?
And even more so, the Chicago Cubs
The Green Bay Packers
What TV show got so bad it effectively destroyed your appreciation for the show when it was was good?
October 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
And even more so, the Chicago Cubs
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Cubs centerfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong is Baseball America's 2026 MLB Player of the Year ⭐
In the 28-year history of BA's MLB Player of the Year award, PCA is the first Chicago Cub to win the honor.
More on PCA's historic 2026 season:
buff.ly/qndW9tU
In the 28-year history of BA's MLB Player of the Year award, PCA is the first Chicago Cub to win the honor.
More on PCA's historic 2026 season:
buff.ly/qndW9tU
October 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Cubs centerfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong is Baseball America's 2026 MLB Player of the Year ⭐
In the 28-year history of BA's MLB Player of the Year award, PCA is the first Chicago Cub to win the honor.
More on PCA's historic 2026 season:
buff.ly/qndW9tU
In the 28-year history of BA's MLB Player of the Year award, PCA is the first Chicago Cub to win the honor.
More on PCA's historic 2026 season:
buff.ly/qndW9tU
Put his body in the attic if he say shit
Drop his body off, girl, let’s get our nails done
Let’s get him slimed out while we’re on vacation
Yeah, we locked in, fren-ship brace-let
Shots to the face, get him white girl wasted
Drop his body off, girl, let’s get our nails done
Let’s get him slimed out while we’re on vacation
Yeah, we locked in, fren-ship brace-let
Shots to the face, get him white girl wasted
Barb And Star Bracelet Gift
ALT: Barb And Star Bracelet Gift
static.klipy.com
October 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Put his body in the attic if he say shit
Drop his body off, girl, let’s get our nails done
Let’s get him slimed out while we’re on vacation
Yeah, we locked in, fren-ship brace-let
Shots to the face, get him white girl wasted
Drop his body off, girl, let’s get our nails done
Let’s get him slimed out while we’re on vacation
Yeah, we locked in, fren-ship brace-let
Shots to the face, get him white girl wasted
Yeah, we done been knew…
October 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Yeah, we done been knew…
I bought my first new ornament today 🥴.
It's October, and I'm already looking at potential Christmas presents for this year. The fact that I'm starting early doesn't make it leas stressful! Why do I do this to myself? 😅
October 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I bought my first new ornament today 🥴.
Chicago Ocean looking perfect as ever 🥰.
October 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Chicago Ocean looking perfect as ever 🥰.
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Oh, tell me something I don't already know
Oh, tell me something I don't already know
Oh, tell me something I don't already know
October 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Oh, tell me something I don't already know
Oh, tell me something I don't already know
Oh, tell me something I don't already know
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i'm half a heart without you, i'm half a man, at best, with half an arrow in my chest
October 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
i'm half a heart without you, i'm half a man, at best, with half an arrow in my chest
I love self care!! 🥰🥰🥰
October 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I love self care!! 🥰🥰🥰
GBP barely beat Tampa and lost one of their best defenders for the season but sure, great day.
October 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
GBP barely beat Tampa and lost one of their best defenders for the season but sure, great day.
I only ~ever~ wanna leave that place *sobs*
How could anyone want to leave right now.
Nobody has left this place.
There is Gatorade on Jackson Chourio.
There are vibes.
It is rocking.
There is Gatorade on Jackson Chourio.
There are vibes.
It is rocking.
October 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I only ~ever~ wanna leave that place *sobs*