Nelson AM
@mannoslen.bsky.social
Simple country lawyer just hoping the best for people.
You might think going to bed shortly after 10 pm is a sign of me getting old but nah. I was on the academic team in high school and was a twamp so … kinda just returning to baseline for me.
October 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
You might think going to bed shortly after 10 pm is a sign of me getting old but nah. I was on the academic team in high school and was a twamp so … kinda just returning to baseline for me.
I have a very brief window to reply to big accounts if I ever have any hope of getting that like.
October 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I have a very brief window to reply to big accounts if I ever have any hope of getting that like.
You won’t believe number 12
In honor of engagement bait awareness month: what is the first piece of engagement bait you remember falling for?
October 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
You won’t believe number 12
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Smash that button
October 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Smash that button
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On what should’ve been his 80th birthday, the beloved songwriter offers enduring lessons about the value of empathy and curiosity.
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America still needs John Prine - Chicago Reader
On what should’ve been his 80th birthday, beloved songwriter John Prine offers enduring lessons about the value of empathy and curiosity.
chicagoreader.com
October 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
On what should’ve been his 80th birthday, the beloved songwriter offers enduring lessons about the value of empathy and curiosity.
chicagoreader.com/music/music-...
chicagoreader.com/music/music-...
You may thunk anglish is my second language but nah, I just didn’t past abglish
October 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
You may thunk anglish is my second language but nah, I just didn’t past abglish
Time to play everyone's favorite game: IS THIS ALLERGIES or IS THIS A SLIGHT COLD!
Here are your symptoms:
1) post nasal drip
2) no other symptoms but a fear the post nasal drip will turn into a soar throat & an infection that will either require weeks of gargling salt water or an antibiotic.
Here are your symptoms:
1) post nasal drip
2) no other symptoms but a fear the post nasal drip will turn into a soar throat & an infection that will either require weeks of gargling salt water or an antibiotic.
October 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Time to play everyone's favorite game: IS THIS ALLERGIES or IS THIS A SLIGHT COLD!
Here are your symptoms:
1) post nasal drip
2) no other symptoms but a fear the post nasal drip will turn into a soar throat & an infection that will either require weeks of gargling salt water or an antibiotic.
Here are your symptoms:
1) post nasal drip
2) no other symptoms but a fear the post nasal drip will turn into a soar throat & an infection that will either require weeks of gargling salt water or an antibiotic.
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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis https://theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-new-flushable-khakis/
October 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis https://theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-new-flushable-khakis/
But how am i to discover or what's hot classic?
September 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
But how am i to discover or what's hot classic?
AMA ... but not that.
September 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
AMA ... but not that.
I got into an argument with someone who moved to VA from NY. They were talking about how the city was socialist now b/c the city owns (a few) bodegas/grocery stores now to curb pricing. He was glad to move to a more free state. I then asked him for some more gin he got at the Va ABC store.
September 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I got into an argument with someone who moved to VA from NY. They were talking about how the city was socialist now b/c the city owns (a few) bodegas/grocery stores now to curb pricing. He was glad to move to a more free state. I then asked him for some more gin he got at the Va ABC store.
No matter how old I get, pretzel sticks will always be cigars. It’s the little things in life*
*only kinda true
*only kinda true
September 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
No matter how old I get, pretzel sticks will always be cigars. It’s the little things in life*
*only kinda true
*only kinda true
That feeling when the pinky toe part of the sock is weird...
September 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
That feeling when the pinky toe part of the sock is weird...
I honestly can't speak for every place but I typically vote early in person. Do yourself a treat and go and vote to make those people's day a hoot and a half. You are king of the place for those 5 minutes and most of that is just them laughing at your unfunny jokes.
September 28, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I honestly can't speak for every place but I typically vote early in person. Do yourself a treat and go and vote to make those people's day a hoot and a half. You are king of the place for those 5 minutes and most of that is just them laughing at your unfunny jokes.
Apple Watch, I really don’t care that I had a perfect week for my standing goal. Please don’t patronize me for like, walking around the bare minimum to survive the week. Go back to making me feel bad for not making my move goal.
September 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Apple Watch, I really don’t care that I had a perfect week for my standing goal. Please don’t patronize me for like, walking around the bare minimum to survive the week. Go back to making me feel bad for not making my move goal.
Why yes, that is Roy Munson as my avatar.
September 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Why yes, that is Roy Munson as my avatar.
This is almost as bad as when Doc presented the Ooo ray in the terrible Secret of Turtle Bay.
Trump threatens to 'annihilate' Iran at UN, then confirms direct talks
➡️ https://l.euronews.com/5IOj
➡️ https://l.euronews.com/5IOj
September 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This is almost as bad as when Doc presented the Ooo ray in the terrible Secret of Turtle Bay.
Can we please bring back Pros vs Joes?
September 22, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Can we please bring back Pros vs Joes?
“But like, why though?” Has become somewhat of a mantra for me
September 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
“But like, why though?” Has become somewhat of a mantra for me
A decent part of my day is trying to convince another person to not scratch their eyes out…
September 18, 2026 at 12:33 PM
A decent part of my day is trying to convince another person to not scratch their eyes out…
I will never financially recover from this game….
September 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I will never financially recover from this game….
I love how if you read all my posts you wouldn’t know that English is my first and (mostly) only language .
September 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I love how if you read all my posts you wouldn’t know that English is my first and (mostly) only language .
Can’t Buy me Love he License to Drive? AMA*
*I know nothing about either and reserve the right to refuse to answer any question
*I know nothing about either and reserve the right to refuse to answer any question
September 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Can’t Buy me Love he License to Drive? AMA*
*I know nothing about either and reserve the right to refuse to answer any question
*I know nothing about either and reserve the right to refuse to answer any question
That archery guy has been in my rotation for a while and by golly gosh he just jumped up a whole lot more.
September 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
That archery guy has been in my rotation for a while and by golly gosh he just jumped up a whole lot more.
I think we need a classic villain reframing for the Hunch Bunch
September 18, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I think we need a classic villain reframing for the Hunch Bunch