Marc
@marchetype.bsky.social
Somebody got "so pissed off they had to go home" ...does that mean that is an option?
October 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Somebody got "so pissed off they had to go home" ...does that mean that is an option?
You can't use EBT at Baller Tree
September 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
You can't use EBT at Baller Tree
"I will be buried under the most luxurious dirt covered in the most golden of piss. American piss, the best. The likes of piss you'll have never seen before, Corinthian columns of piss. Gilded piss."
September 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
"I will be buried under the most luxurious dirt covered in the most golden of piss. American piss, the best. The likes of piss you'll have never seen before, Corinthian columns of piss. Gilded piss."
Getting sucked into a German documentary about constructing a house out of garbage and discovering it's just a regular stick built North American home.
September 25, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Getting sucked into a German documentary about constructing a house out of garbage and discovering it's just a regular stick built North American home.
We can't deal with you saying finna anymore, Cartman!
September 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
We can't deal with you saying finna anymore, Cartman!
It's getting so dire that the Palestinians across the street took their flag down and put up a Canadian one today. I assume it's in support of us gaining an independent homeland?
September 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It's getting so dire that the Palestinians across the street took their flag down and put up a Canadian one today. I assume it's in support of us gaining an independent homeland?
NASCAR and F1 are probably off August 8, 2027. Bring back the Michigan 500.
September 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
NASCAR and F1 are probably off August 8, 2027. Bring back the Michigan 500.
Ordering one slice of each meat at the deli counter, then filming myself reviewing them in my car as sort of a depressing fat guy performance art.
September 5, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Ordering one slice of each meat at the deli counter, then filming myself reviewing them in my car as sort of a depressing fat guy performance art.
Baconade: the low sugar, high protein electrolyte beverage for the inactive lifestyle.
August 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Baconade: the low sugar, high protein electrolyte beverage for the inactive lifestyle.
Once Alberta separates they're opening the Museum of Human Wrongs in Calgary.
August 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Once Alberta separates they're opening the Museum of Human Wrongs in Calgary.
Couldn't afford Prime, named her daughter Alexa.
August 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Couldn't afford Prime, named her daughter Alexa.
"Dontcha Put It In Your Mouth" is prohibitionist and doesn't allow children to make an informed choice. It's about to be replaced by "Poison? Would."
August 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
"Dontcha Put It In Your Mouth" is prohibitionist and doesn't allow children to make an informed choice. It's about to be replaced by "Poison? Would."
Getting the full Saskatchewan experience today. Co-op full serve gas, casual racism, driving without a seat belt and camping in a field with no cover while it's 32 above.
August 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Getting the full Saskatchewan experience today. Co-op full serve gas, casual racism, driving without a seat belt and camping in a field with no cover while it's 32 above.
Trying to turn this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome.
July 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Trying to turn this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome.
Compiling a documentary set in the summer of 2019 called Life Before Covid. Everything is exactly the same except nobody knows who Tiger King is and everyone could buy steaks.
July 19, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Compiling a documentary set in the summer of 2019 called Life Before Covid. Everything is exactly the same except nobody knows who Tiger King is and everyone could buy steaks.
Blasting Death - Symbolic on a $20 Walmart boombox, cleaning the basement in jeans but tarp off, full Randy Bobandy.
July 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Blasting Death - Symbolic on a $20 Walmart boombox, cleaning the basement in jeans but tarp off, full Randy Bobandy.
Why was Fuck Poppins or Kill Poppins never a choice?
June 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Why was Fuck Poppins or Kill Poppins never a choice?
Are they sure cereal works as intended? I eat a lot of it and still can't keep my hands off the fuckin' thing.
June 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Are they sure cereal works as intended? I eat a lot of it and still can't keep my hands off the fuckin' thing.
I drive past a Merkur for sale down the street every day, is it time?
May 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I drive past a Merkur for sale down the street every day, is it time?
You talked about your AI, talked about your ChatGPT and it didn't get you anywhere. Well, AustinGPT says I just whipped your ass!
April 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
You talked about your AI, talked about your ChatGPT and it didn't get you anywhere. Well, AustinGPT says I just whipped your ass!
Spawn camping the Krispy Kreme hot light.
April 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Spawn camping the Krispy Kreme hot light.
People in Canada who think we don't have freedom do not appreciate how hard it is to go to jail here. It's like a fifty-fifty shot you do hard time for killing someone on purpose. On the other side of the line there's people doing life because they don't have $300, never mind the current situation.
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
People in Canada who think we don't have freedom do not appreciate how hard it is to go to jail here. It's like a fifty-fifty shot you do hard time for killing someone on purpose. On the other side of the line there's people doing life because they don't have $300, never mind the current situation.
The morning after Trump posts Canada and Greenland covered in the American flag is probably not the day to send out the email saying we're finally taking away your ARs. Might be the day to start handing them out.
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The morning after Trump posts Canada and Greenland covered in the American flag is probably not the day to send out the email saying we're finally taking away your ARs. Might be the day to start handing them out.
A particular kind of white woman is looking for gluten free vegan perogies at the store. I just said it's called a potato. She didn't think I solved her problem.
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
A particular kind of white woman is looking for gluten free vegan perogies at the store. I just said it's called a potato. She didn't think I solved her problem.
Winnipeg clears everything and their snow budget is $47 million for 7300 lane km, Edmonton's is $67 million for 12,500 lane km. Even a huge increase to $150 million (under one third of the police budget) is a $12/month property tax increase for the biggest quality of life improvement we could buy.
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Winnipeg clears everything and their snow budget is $47 million for 7300 lane km, Edmonton's is $67 million for 12,500 lane km. Even a huge increase to $150 million (under one third of the police budget) is a $12/month property tax increase for the biggest quality of life improvement we could buy.