Marko The Comic
@markothecomic.bsky.social
Chicago Comedian who posts original jokes and memes for you to laugh at. Hopefully. Please.
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If you like them and share them and follow me I will love you forever.
What does nanny doing at 3:00 in the morning? And why is it making so much noise? The answer is disturbing as usual on this episode of Die Nanny
October 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
What does nanny doing at 3:00 in the morning? And why is it making so much noise? The answer is disturbing as usual on this episode of Die Nanny
Nanny drives a tank right into the garage and has one of those classic Snappy comebacks that we've come to expect from her. She sure is one sassy nanny
October 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Nanny drives a tank right into the garage and has one of those classic Snappy comebacks that we've come to expect from her. She sure is one sassy nanny
What is Nanny doing in the basement with her giant computer? The answer raises more questions than it answers
October 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
What is Nanny doing in the basement with her giant computer? The answer raises more questions than it answers
Why is Nanny using Morse code in the basement? Who is she contacting? What on Earth is she up to?
September 30, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Why is Nanny using Morse code in the basement? Who is she contacting? What on Earth is she up to?
What happens when Die Nanny's family invades the kitchen? Chaos!
September 30, 2026 at 12:03 AM
What happens when Die Nanny's family invades the kitchen? Chaos!
Die Nanny is pumping iron in the living room and what happens next will break you. If you are the floor
September 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Die Nanny is pumping iron in the living room and what happens next will break you. If you are the floor
What is that weird stain on the carpet? Only Die Nanny knows for sure and she won't tell
September 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
What is that weird stain on the carpet? Only Die Nanny knows for sure and she won't tell
Die Nanny is supposed to get the kids ready for the talent show, but decides to take things are totally different direction
September 28, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Die Nanny is supposed to get the kids ready for the talent show, but decides to take things are totally different direction
Die Nanny is supposed to get the kids ready for the talent show, but decides to take things are totally different direction
September 28, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Die Nanny is supposed to get the kids ready for the talent show, but decides to take things are totally different direction
Is Die Nanny planning world domination? Watch and find out!
September 27, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Is Die Nanny planning world domination? Watch and find out!
What does "Die Nanny" give for a birthday present? The answer will shock you to pieces
September 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
What does "Die Nanny" give for a birthday present? The answer will shock you to pieces
Hey kids, it's the Die Nanny Halloween special!
September 26, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Hey kids, it's the Die Nanny Halloween special!
In this episode Die Nanny builds a bomb shelter. But why?
September 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
In this episode Die Nanny builds a bomb shelter. But why?
What happens when Die Nanny cooks a pig's head for a vegetarian?
September 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
What happens when Die Nanny cooks a pig's head for a vegetarian?
In this episode of Die Nanny we find out where her priorities are
September 25, 2026 at 5:04 PM
In this episode of Die Nanny we find out where her priorities are
Next week on Die Nanny . . .
September 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Next week on Die Nanny . . .
If anyone knows how to interpret dreams please let me know what this one means
September 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
If anyone knows how to interpret dreams please let me know what this one means
Did you know the shocking fact about Superman? Finally the truth can be told.
September 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Did you know the shocking fact about Superman? Finally the truth can be told.
Did you play the floor is lava when you were a kid? Did you realize you were building life skills?
September 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Did you play the floor is lava when you were a kid? Did you realize you were building life skills?
Guess who I wanted to be when I was a kid. Hint. It was Speed Racer. I guess that's kind of a spoiler. Whoops
September 22, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Guess who I wanted to be when I was a kid. Hint. It was Speed Racer. I guess that's kind of a spoiler. Whoops
Remembering the good old days of endless Choco Tacos. That was living. #college #comedy #icecream #ChocoTaco
September 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Remembering the good old days of endless Choco Tacos. That was living. #college #comedy #icecream #ChocoTaco
September 20, 2026 at 1:45 PM
You know those weird drug commercials that make you feel like you're the one who's on drugs? #drugs #comedy #LucyintheSkywithDiamonds
September 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
You know those weird drug commercials that make you feel like you're the one who's on drugs? #drugs #comedy #LucyintheSkywithDiamonds
Want to know the secret of what comedy is? I'm giving it away right here right now. Don't miss it. The answer will shock you right in the pudding pop
September 16, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Want to know the secret of what comedy is? I'm giving it away right here right now. Don't miss it. The answer will shock you right in the pudding pop