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MarkPochow ✨
@markpochow.com
Just a lil wisco guy | Queer 🏳️‍🌈 | Cat dad 🐈‍⬛ | Cheese is my main squeeze 🧀 | he/him

Milwaukee, WI

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Pinned
The moon came out early tonight.
Mark put away your cooler challenge.
September 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
One day you wake up, get excited to watch dancing with the stars and realize the late 30s are hitting like a truck.
September 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Starting with a new comedy partner today! Sure she’s technically a therapist. But I hope she likes my bits.
September 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
LFG!
RACE RATING CHANGE: Texas U.S. Senate

🟡 Tossup → 🔵 Tilt D

Our model gives James Talarico (D) a 55% chance of defeating Ken Paxton (R). Talarico has consistently led in polling, but his advantage remains within the margin of error, and the race is still extremely close.
September 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Built a puzzle!
September 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Show me your Pooty
September 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Have you ever compared your Kasey Musgrave balls?
September 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Pussy is to Bussy
As
Booty is to Pooty
September 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
How’s the gay scene in DC these days?
September 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Speechless. ✨
September 12, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Wearing a thong to the Kacey Musgraves concert like god herself intended.
September 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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September 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I woke up and chose violence - shaved my chest.
September 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
LETS GO COCO!!!! #USOpen
September 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I’m grateful. It’s giving thanks.
September 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Another day!
Fluffy Kitten Needs Coffee
ALT: Fluffy Kitten Needs Coffee
static.klipy.com
September 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
We did it! Another day completed.
September 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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If you pay me $2000 I will also bend in half
September 9, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Why? But also, how? and don't forget, Really?
September 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Dying
September 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Woke up like:
September 8, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Finished a puzzle!
September 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
You need to tell me if your gay.
September 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Just in case you didn’t know it, @markpochow.com may be blond, but his heart is golden. 💛
September 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
September 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM