Martin Bettik
@martinbettik.bsky.social
Litigator in Texas (for now) here to nuclear block bigots (misogynists, white supremacists, ISWV, MAGA ... but I repeat myself). He/him
Just so y’all know, if it does go down, we’ll use this account for communications. I don’t think it’ll come to that, but belts and suspenders!
July 18, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Just so y’all know, if it does go down, we’ll use this account for communications. I don’t think it’ll come to that, but belts and suspenders!
Oh, hey, Kash can eat shit. Missed me again.
June 27, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Oh, hey, Kash can eat shit. Missed me again.
I haven’t said it recently enough, and I don’t want it to be forgotten.
Vic Mignogna is a sex pest pervert.
Vic Mignogna is a sex pest pervert.
June 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I haven’t said it recently enough, and I don’t want it to be forgotten.
Vic Mignogna is a sex pest pervert.
Vic Mignogna is a sex pest pervert.
I swear to fucking god. Stop talking about Graham fucking Platner. He’s just some shitty nepo baby with a shitty Nazi tattoo. Stop talking about him. And stop talking around him because I muted his name but still can’t escape the fucking Discourse.
June 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I swear to fucking god. Stop talking about Graham fucking Platner. He’s just some shitty nepo baby with a shitty Nazi tattoo. Stop talking about him. And stop talking around him because I muted his name but still can’t escape the fucking Discourse.
Can everyone stop talking about Hasan Piker? Like. He’s just some guy. Like him or not, just keep that shit to yourself. I like Radiolab but I’m not writing think pieces about it.
May 24, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Can everyone stop talking about Hasan Piker? Like. He’s just some guy. Like him or not, just keep that shit to yourself. I like Radiolab but I’m not writing think pieces about it.
It was never us. We dress well and have better carpentry skills. But I have also instructed my CFO to claim $1.775B from the slush fund. They can keep a million to make themselves feel better about not knowing when the fucking Revolutionary War started (by us).
It’s worth noting that when Jan. 6 happened, the pro-Trump right used dozens of conspiracy theories to try and offload blame from themselves—e.g., claiming it was “antifa,” “feds.” Now, they seem keen to just admit they did it—all of it—and it was good.
JUST IN: Justice Department moves to dismiss most serious criminal case filed over #Jan6 Capitol Riot: seditious conspiracy prosecution of Proud Boys. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/28... Earlier: www.politico.com/news/2023/05...
May 23, 2026 at 3:14 AM
It was never us. We dress well and have better carpentry skills. But I have also instructed my CFO to claim $1.775B from the slush fund. They can keep a million to make themselves feel better about not knowing when the fucking Revolutionary War started (by us).
Hey, anyone have the Kalshi line on whether or not that decrepit fuck lets his monsters sully Memorial day by firing up the war with Iran or starting a new one in Cuba? Asking for some guys who will be at Junior’s wedding and won’t have the intel.
May 23, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Hey, anyone have the Kalshi line on whether or not that decrepit fuck lets his monsters sully Memorial day by firing up the war with Iran or starting a new one in Cuba? Asking for some guys who will be at Junior’s wedding and won’t have the intel.
I gotta say. I thought we would’ve gotten him by now. His doctors are better than I expected. His hand is rotting off the bone but they reversed it? Again!?! Man. I swear. we’re very good, right, but every dictator in the world is propping him up. Fucking Xi just set me back another month.
May 16, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I gotta say. I thought we would’ve gotten him by now. His doctors are better than I expected. His hand is rotting off the bone but they reversed it? Again!?! Man. I swear. we’re very good, right, but every dictator in the world is propping him up. Fucking Xi just set me back another month.
Yeah. I’m not supposed to say these things here. I get it.
But I must be sure I note I intend to see the ashes of this failed revanchist empire collect on the soles of my boots. These clowns can destroy, but they don’t have the stomach to kill. We’ll teach them.
But I must be sure I note I intend to see the ashes of this failed revanchist empire collect on the soles of my boots. These clowns can destroy, but they don’t have the stomach to kill. We’ll teach them.
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Yeah. I’m not supposed to say these things here. I get it.
But I must be sure I note I intend to see the ashes of this failed revanchist empire collect on the soles of my boots. These clowns can destroy, but they don’t have the stomach to kill. We’ll teach them.
But I must be sure I note I intend to see the ashes of this failed revanchist empire collect on the soles of my boots. These clowns can destroy, but they don’t have the stomach to kill. We’ll teach them.
Ranks are swelling these days. I just checked the official Antifa roster and it’s up to a few million. Talked to George and he said it’s fine. He will honor all Sorosbux. Just got this. More to come for all my compatriots who take to the streets.
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Ranks are swelling these days. I just checked the official Antifa roster and it’s up to a few million. Talked to George and he said it’s fine. He will honor all Sorosbux. Just got this. More to come for all my compatriots who take to the streets.
I hope we get a state funeral this year.
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I hope we get a state funeral this year.
Happy New Year to all Y’all.
Antifauld lang syne!
Antifauld lang syne!
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Happy New Year to all Y’all.
Antifauld lang syne!
Antifauld lang syne!
I hope it’s today.
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I hope it’s today.
Bad in America. No doubt. But our idiot, bigoted, broken criminal of a president and his sociopathic administration are actively killing people across the world. While that corrupt fuck salves his diminishing pride with self-congratulatory tweets about peace. I’d say we should be damned. But we are.
So, El Fasher looks like one of the worst single event atrocities to happen this century so far, but the evidence has come in such a trickle it seems to only now be getting verified
At least 60,000 murdered in Sudanese city, which resembles ‘a slaughterhouse’
Satellite evidence shows extent of paramilitary massacre in El Fasher
www.irishtimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Bad in America. No doubt. But our idiot, bigoted, broken criminal of a president and his sociopathic administration are actively killing people across the world. While that corrupt fuck salves his diminishing pride with self-congratulatory tweets about peace. I’d say we should be damned. But we are.
In my house.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
In my house.
It really is just so damn annoying we have to deal with this sundowning fabulist. The whole world just shrugs when the doddering old President of the United States says another self-aggrandizing lie. Like. We all just know the president lies. It sucks.
!!! Trump now says he's secured $20 TRILLION in investments in America. His fake number has increased by $2 trillion just since last Thursday! (The entire US GDP is $30 trillion)
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It really is just so damn annoying we have to deal with this sundowning fabulist. The whole world just shrugs when the doddering old President of the United States says another self-aggrandizing lie. Like. We all just know the president lies. It sucks.
Who else was out today? Anyone have good, safe pictures to share? Today was good. Not afraid. Not going to stop.
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Who else was out today? Anyone have good, safe pictures to share? Today was good. Not afraid. Not going to stop.
Alright. Who is with me Saturday? I am Antifa. I plan to anti my ass off. Please join.
October 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Alright. Who is with me Saturday? I am Antifa. I plan to anti my ass off. Please join.
You have to fucking indict someone first, shithead.
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September 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You have to fucking indict someone first, shithead.
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Authoritarianism in America is just as white and incompetent as one would expect. Fish rots from the head, of course, but these fat fucks spraying paintballs really do show how shambolic our dystopia is.
ICE just chased everyone off the public road by the Broadview facility. They yelled for people to move and immediately began firing gas into the crowd, which included legal observers, press, and medics.
September 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Authoritarianism in America is just as white and incompetent as one would expect. Fish rots from the head, of course, but these fat fucks spraying paintballs really do show how shambolic our dystopia is.
David Alfaro Siqueiros.
Collective Suicide. 1936
Collective Suicide. 1936
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
David Alfaro Siqueiros.
Collective Suicide. 1936
Collective Suicide. 1936
Hm. I guess I’ve been promoted to Major.
September 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hm. I guess I’ve been promoted to Major.
“Tyler has a T. T is for trans. We did it.“
September 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“Tyler has a T. T is for trans. We did it.“
