Orpheus Condescending
@maryscottoconnor.com
Rage, rage against the Lying of the Right
No fucking clue.
Sober 22 Nov 96
Born '68
Traverse City, MI
https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/
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They also serve who only stand and wait.
No fucking clue.
Sober 22 Nov 96
Born '68
Traverse City, MI
https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/
READ THE ALT TEXT
They also serve who only stand and wait.
Pinned
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
I must not argue with people on social media.
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[Two Opticians getting married]
Priest: For better or worse? Better or worse? Better or worse?
Priest: For better or worse? Better or worse? Better or worse?
October 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
[Two Opticians getting married]
Priest: For better or worse? Better or worse? Better or worse?
Priest: For better or worse? Better or worse? Better or worse?
You are staring straight at the reason Democrats AND Republicans will always be UNITED…
AGAINST ranked choice voting and lowering the voting age.
Anyone ever tells you the two parties can’t ever cooperate…
Ask them why they think there are still only TWO major US political parties.
AGAINST ranked choice voting and lowering the voting age.
Anyone ever tells you the two parties can’t ever cooperate…
Ask them why they think there are still only TWO major US political parties.
I have an essay in the November issue of The Nation about the Dem establishment class war on the youths, and by extension DSA and young progressives in general: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Why Democratic Leaders Keep Waging War on the Young
The party's silver-haired establishment is caught up in an existential culture war.
www.thenation.com
October 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
You are staring straight at the reason Democrats AND Republicans will always be UNITED…
AGAINST ranked choice voting and lowering the voting age.
Anyone ever tells you the two parties can’t ever cooperate…
Ask them why they think there are still only TWO major US political parties.
AGAINST ranked choice voting and lowering the voting age.
Anyone ever tells you the two parties can’t ever cooperate…
Ask them why they think there are still only TWO major US political parties.
The Trump Regime: Sycophants, Morons & Bimbos
Goal 9,286:
Make all women look like morons who'll immediately get boob jobs, facelifts, & filler the minute they SNAG themselves a RICH MAN.
It's the ONLY possible explanation for the PARADE of public-facing Stepford BIMBOS they continue to elevate.
Goal 9,286:
Make all women look like morons who'll immediately get boob jobs, facelifts, & filler the minute they SNAG themselves a RICH MAN.
It's the ONLY possible explanation for the PARADE of public-facing Stepford BIMBOS they continue to elevate.
😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬
Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka
Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka
Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
October 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The Trump Regime: Sycophants, Morons & Bimbos
Goal 9,286:
Make all women look like morons who'll immediately get boob jobs, facelifts, & filler the minute they SNAG themselves a RICH MAN.
It's the ONLY possible explanation for the PARADE of public-facing Stepford BIMBOS they continue to elevate.
Goal 9,286:
Make all women look like morons who'll immediately get boob jobs, facelifts, & filler the minute they SNAG themselves a RICH MAN.
It's the ONLY possible explanation for the PARADE of public-facing Stepford BIMBOS they continue to elevate.
When you have a kicker like Mevis and he has ALREADY FUCKED IT UP the way he has tonight... this loss is on you, McVay.
You called that shit.
Mevis is Mevis.
NOBODY saw him walk out & thought, "Oh, good. Here comes the WINNING FIELD GOAL FROM MEVIS."
This is on McVay.
#Rams
#Mevis
#McVay
#NFL
You called that shit.
Mevis is Mevis.
NOBODY saw him walk out & thought, "Oh, good. Here comes the WINNING FIELD GOAL FROM MEVIS."
This is on McVay.
#Rams
#Mevis
#McVay
#NFL
October 13, 2026 at 11:22 AM
A lot of pertinent, helpful FACTS in this article.
FACTS. Remember them?
Quaint.
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
FACTS. Remember them?
Quaint.
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
Trump wants a race war. Minnesotans won’t take the bait.
We love our Somali neighbors.
open.substack.com
October 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
A lot of pertinent, helpful FACTS in this article.
FACTS. Remember them?
Quaint.
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
FACTS. Remember them?
Quaint.
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
The last time I CALLED IT was during the 2004 Democratic Convention.
I was right.
I said Barack Obama would be the next Democratic President.
I'm calling it.
JON OSSOFF will be the next Democratic POTUS.
I was right.
I said Barack Obama would be the next Democratic President.
I'm calling it.
JON OSSOFF will be the next Democratic POTUS.
October 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The last time I CALLED IT was during the 2004 Democratic Convention.
I was right.
I said Barack Obama would be the next Democratic President.
I'm calling it.
JON OSSOFF will be the next Democratic POTUS.
I was right.
I said Barack Obama would be the next Democratic President.
I'm calling it.
JON OSSOFF will be the next Democratic POTUS.
I am absolutely OBSESSED with this guy and his music - ESPECIALLY this single.
I've had it on repeat for weeks. I CANNOT get it out of my head.
It's about his father. A lot of his songs are - and they're all fucking BANGERS.
ESPECIALLY this one. Just KILLER.🔥
youtu.be/LYANS5AwwnA?...
I've had it on repeat for weeks. I CANNOT get it out of my head.
It's about his father. A lot of his songs are - and they're all fucking BANGERS.
ESPECIALLY this one. Just KILLER.🔥
youtu.be/LYANS5AwwnA?...
Appleby - Without You (One Take Visualizer)
YouTube video by Appleby
youtu.be
October 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I am absolutely OBSESSED with this guy and his music - ESPECIALLY this single.
I've had it on repeat for weeks. I CANNOT get it out of my head.
It's about his father. A lot of his songs are - and they're all fucking BANGERS.
ESPECIALLY this one. Just KILLER.🔥
youtu.be/LYANS5AwwnA?...
I've had it on repeat for weeks. I CANNOT get it out of my head.
It's about his father. A lot of his songs are - and they're all fucking BANGERS.
ESPECIALLY this one. Just KILLER.🔥
youtu.be/LYANS5AwwnA?...
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TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE DAY™️
I got sick while staying at a small hotel in Spain.
The front desk sent up a doctor, & after he gave me some very effective medicine, I said I was surprised that such a small establishment had a doctor on call.
"Yes," he said. "No one expects the Spanish inn physician."
I got sick while staying at a small hotel in Spain.
The front desk sent up a doctor, & after he gave me some very effective medicine, I said I was surprised that such a small establishment had a doctor on call.
"Yes," he said. "No one expects the Spanish inn physician."
July 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE DAY™️
I got sick while staying at a small hotel in Spain.
The front desk sent up a doctor, & after he gave me some very effective medicine, I said I was surprised that such a small establishment had a doctor on call.
"Yes," he said. "No one expects the Spanish inn physician."
I got sick while staying at a small hotel in Spain.
The front desk sent up a doctor, & after he gave me some very effective medicine, I said I was surprised that such a small establishment had a doctor on call.
"Yes," he said. "No one expects the Spanish inn physician."
Army regulations say, "No person under the age of 18 shall witness" a military execution.
How do you adhere to that as the Department of Defense if you broadcast an execution on the internet, where ANYONE can access ANYTHING?
The very act of broadcasting it is de facto against regulations.
How do you adhere to that as the Department of Defense if you broadcast an execution on the internet, where ANYONE can access ANYTHING?
The very act of broadcasting it is de facto against regulations.
October 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Army regulations say, "No person under the age of 18 shall witness" a military execution.
How do you adhere to that as the Department of Defense if you broadcast an execution on the internet, where ANYONE can access ANYTHING?
The very act of broadcasting it is de facto against regulations.
How do you adhere to that as the Department of Defense if you broadcast an execution on the internet, where ANYONE can access ANYTHING?
The very act of broadcasting it is de facto against regulations.
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Bluesky is a SAFE SPACE for Great Puns.
TERRIBLE puns, yes... But great. 🪄
TERRIBLE puns, yes... But great. 🪄
October 10, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Bluesky is a SAFE SPACE for Great Puns.
TERRIBLE puns, yes... But great. 🪄
TERRIBLE puns, yes... But great. 🪄
October 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
In my opinion, if anyone ever makes another movie about Napoleon, the only actor who should play the role is Idris Elba.
October 9, 2026 at 10:54 AM
In my opinion, if anyone ever makes another movie about Napoleon, the only actor who should play the role is Idris Elba.
SO, I SWEAR I posted a reply to this guy's reply to one of my replies to one of his replies to one of my posts last night.
Except...
I can't SWEAR to SHIT anymore.
I spent three hours searching for keys I SWORE I brought back in the fucking house.
I did not bring them back in the fucking house.
Except...
I can't SWEAR to SHIT anymore.
I spent three hours searching for keys I SWORE I brought back in the fucking house.
I did not bring them back in the fucking house.
October 9, 2026 at 10:15 AM
SO, I SWEAR I posted a reply to this guy's reply to one of my replies to one of his replies to one of my posts last night.
Except...
I can't SWEAR to SHIT anymore.
I spent three hours searching for keys I SWORE I brought back in the fucking house.
I did not bring them back in the fucking house.
Except...
I can't SWEAR to SHIT anymore.
I spent three hours searching for keys I SWORE I brought back in the fucking house.
I did not bring them back in the fucking house.
This ENTIRE timeline is just beyond fucking bizarre.
Pedophilia runs rampant in our government...
Sycophants compete to publicly fellate a drooling, leprous, senile boor...
Trophy wives mutilate themselves in some freakish ritual of MAGA loyalty or whatthefuckever...
FUCK.
I want a TARDIS.
Pedophilia runs rampant in our government...
Sycophants compete to publicly fellate a drooling, leprous, senile boor...
Trophy wives mutilate themselves in some freakish ritual of MAGA loyalty or whatthefuckever...
FUCK.
I want a TARDIS.
October 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
This ENTIRE timeline is just beyond fucking bizarre.
Pedophilia runs rampant in our government...
Sycophants compete to publicly fellate a drooling, leprous, senile boor...
Trophy wives mutilate themselves in some freakish ritual of MAGA loyalty or whatthefuckever...
FUCK.
I want a TARDIS.
Pedophilia runs rampant in our government...
Sycophants compete to publicly fellate a drooling, leprous, senile boor...
Trophy wives mutilate themselves in some freakish ritual of MAGA loyalty or whatthefuckever...
FUCK.
I want a TARDIS.
I think way too much time has been spent talking about what a terrible person JK Rowling is.
Far too little time has been spent talking about what a terrible WRITER she is.
Far too little time has been spent talking about what a terrible WRITER she is.
October 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I think way too much time has been spent talking about what a terrible person JK Rowling is.
Far too little time has been spent talking about what a terrible WRITER she is.
Far too little time has been spent talking about what a terrible WRITER she is.
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Language, like hats, evolves.
Language, like hats, evolves.
October 13, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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Language, like hats, evolves.
Language, like hats, evolves.
Bought myself some adorable slippers.
Loved them so much I bought extra pairs.
Did I SAVE those for when the first pair wears out?
No.
They're in a doom pile in the closet.
Now, invariably, I find myself walking around in two left-footed slippers.
As any half-witted monkey could've predicted.
Loved them so much I bought extra pairs.
Did I SAVE those for when the first pair wears out?
No.
They're in a doom pile in the closet.
Now, invariably, I find myself walking around in two left-footed slippers.
As any half-witted monkey could've predicted.
October 7, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Bought myself some adorable slippers.
Loved them so much I bought extra pairs.
Did I SAVE those for when the first pair wears out?
No.
They're in a doom pile in the closet.
Now, invariably, I find myself walking around in two left-footed slippers.
As any half-witted monkey could've predicted.
Loved them so much I bought extra pairs.
Did I SAVE those for when the first pair wears out?
No.
They're in a doom pile in the closet.
Now, invariably, I find myself walking around in two left-footed slippers.
As any half-witted monkey could've predicted.
It’s intellectually dishonest idiocy to say he advocated letting Iran blow up a U.S. city.
I watched it.
It’s crystal goddamned clear he meant gas prices are a small price to pay.
I fucking hate the motherfucker.
He didn’t say it.
You can’t manufacture outrage based on shit syntax.
I watched it.
It’s crystal goddamned clear he meant gas prices are a small price to pay.
I fucking hate the motherfucker.
He didn’t say it.
You can’t manufacture outrage based on shit syntax.
October 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It’s intellectually dishonest idiocy to say he advocated letting Iran blow up a U.S. city.
I watched it.
It’s crystal goddamned clear he meant gas prices are a small price to pay.
I fucking hate the motherfucker.
He didn’t say it.
You can’t manufacture outrage based on shit syntax.
I watched it.
It’s crystal goddamned clear he meant gas prices are a small price to pay.
I fucking hate the motherfucker.
He didn’t say it.
You can’t manufacture outrage based on shit syntax.
I need to say this, as I've spent the past few weeks being inexplicably, BRUTALLY idiotsplained...
(Mayhap I look EXTRA DUMB with my newly platinum pate?)
I FUCKING KNOW.
Not only did I GO to college, I've MORE THAN ONE DEGREE.
In DISPARATE, DISCRETE SUBJECTS.
And I can DEFINE those words.
(Mayhap I look EXTRA DUMB with my newly platinum pate?)
I FUCKING KNOW.
Not only did I GO to college, I've MORE THAN ONE DEGREE.
In DISPARATE, DISCRETE SUBJECTS.
And I can DEFINE those words.
October 6, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I need to say this, as I've spent the past few weeks being inexplicably, BRUTALLY idiotsplained...
(Mayhap I look EXTRA DUMB with my newly platinum pate?)
I FUCKING KNOW.
Not only did I GO to college, I've MORE THAN ONE DEGREE.
In DISPARATE, DISCRETE SUBJECTS.
And I can DEFINE those words.
(Mayhap I look EXTRA DUMB with my newly platinum pate?)
I FUCKING KNOW.
Not only did I GO to college, I've MORE THAN ONE DEGREE.
In DISPARATE, DISCRETE SUBJECTS.
And I can DEFINE those words.
Maybe it's just not the right era, I dunno.
Rise of the Machines & all that.
I think this is a fucking BANGER.
Bands like this should get traction.
Want the real musicians to survive AI?
Support them.
These guys kick ass with this song.
It's a freakin' BOP.
Raynes. "Roses All Over."
Rise of the Machines & all that.
I think this is a fucking BANGER.
Bands like this should get traction.
Want the real musicians to survive AI?
Support them.
These guys kick ass with this song.
It's a freakin' BOP.
Raynes. "Roses All Over."
Official music video for “Roses All Over” is out now. Hype it up to three times to keep us on the leaderboard! youtu.be/ETo-lZSvYZs?...
Raynes - Roses All Over (Official Video)
YouTube video by RaynesVEVO
youtu.be
October 6, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Maybe it's just not the right era, I dunno.
Rise of the Machines & all that.
I think this is a fucking BANGER.
Bands like this should get traction.
Want the real musicians to survive AI?
Support them.
These guys kick ass with this song.
It's a freakin' BOP.
Raynes. "Roses All Over."
Rise of the Machines & all that.
I think this is a fucking BANGER.
Bands like this should get traction.
Want the real musicians to survive AI?
Support them.
These guys kick ass with this song.
It's a freakin' BOP.
Raynes. "Roses All Over."
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If you have a few minutes today, please submit a comment opposing the elimination of the Roadless Rule. Tomorrow, October 6, is the deadline. Tell the Forest Service why protecting our forests matters to you. Submit your comment: www.regulations.gov/docket/FS-20...
Regulations.gov
www.regulations.gov
October 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If you have a few minutes today, please submit a comment opposing the elimination of the Roadless Rule. Tomorrow, October 6, is the deadline. Tell the Forest Service why protecting our forests matters to you. Submit your comment: www.regulations.gov/docket/FS-20...
How many "Whistleblower commits suicides" IS that, now?
October 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
How many "Whistleblower commits suicides" IS that, now?
Let me do it this way. I can still block him this way...
In case you think this isn't the right asshole...
It is.
Plus it gives me a chance to write some ALT Text.
Yeah. I did.
In case you think this isn't the right asshole...
It is.
Plus it gives me a chance to write some ALT Text.
Yeah. I did.
October 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Let me do it this way. I can still block him this way...
In case you think this isn't the right asshole...
It is.
Plus it gives me a chance to write some ALT Text.
Yeah. I did.
In case you think this isn't the right asshole...
It is.
Plus it gives me a chance to write some ALT Text.
Yeah. I did.
October 3, 2026 at 11:48 AM
OH MY GOD HELP ME
I have an itch in the DMZ.
Can't reach it.
I am so fucked.
I have an itch in the DMZ.
Can't reach it.
I am so fucked.
October 3, 2026 at 11:31 AM
OH MY GOD HELP ME
I have an itch in the DMZ.
Can't reach it.
I am so fucked.
I have an itch in the DMZ.
Can't reach it.
I am so fucked.