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Jesse
@masterblaster69.bsky.social
Never been wrong in my life
non-binary dog mom of two. gardening + being slay diva 📍 PNW
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I don’t want to hear about your suffering until you’ve had to do personal reflection and accept someone telling you that you pull off the “I don’t brush my hair look”
finding dua lipa records in the L section is so disorienting
September 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
shout out to all the bouncers that let me get in without asking about my ziploc bag of mysterious white powder bc I’d have to tell them it’s my grandma and I just wanted her to experience the gay bars
September 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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ants rlly exemplify what it means to be a community
September 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
an open concept office is a dangerous thing for an eavesdropper like me to have
July 30, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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This transcends language
July 27, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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There's nothing to "join" in the Democratic Party. It's a brand with products I spend my vote on once a year at the democracy store. Most people's experience of it is an endless stream of texts that read like scams, their reward for donating or signing a petition. No wonder DSA is growing
Why has DSA grown? One argument from this research: not just ideology, but organization. Strong membership plus ongoing and continuous participation in social movements creates credibility, committed volunteers, political skills, and durable electoral capacity. www.niskanencenter.org/inside-the-d...
Inside the Democratic Socialist uprising - Niskanen Center
Candidates affiliated with (or sympathetic to) the Democratic Socialists of America (the DSA) have recently won several Democratic primaries.
www.niskanencenter.org
July 23, 2026 at 5:30 AM
and it was all yellow #thirstyThursday
July 23, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Microsoft is breaking. Should I post slutty pics now?
July 23, 2026 at 3:24 PM
little Latin boy in drag, how does your garden grow
July 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
watching local dads discuss buying their 12 year old sons little electric motorcycles like it’s not a death wish. Preemptively annoyed for all the memorial posters in my neighborhood
July 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I’m glad I give off a vibe that new hires feel comfortable saying “byeeeee” to me before I say it to them first
June 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
they don’t want you to know this, but you can be ass up taking anon loads AND finishing a bottle of rosé
June 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
headphones dead. full day of work ahead 😭
June 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
imagine this
May 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
me when we’re 2.5 hours into a kesha + slayyyter dance party and they’ve only played kesha two times
May 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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new gender just dropped: f*ggot in a shawl
May 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
the mother, the trans son, and the gender non-conforming holy spirit
May 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol
May 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
You could never be a 3 on the Kinsey scale cuz you are not that kind of girl
May 17, 2026 at 8:02 AM
should I boof 1/4 of a weed gummy just to say I did?
May 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
“as above so below”

— me when I’m 69ing my twin
April 18, 2026 at 5:27 AM
my gazoon? tight.
April 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
they slayed the slay slayly
April 5, 2026 at 10:43 AM
help I have a douche ball up my pussy
April 5, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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just a glimpse into how transfem their mind is becoming
me coming out as trans: mom, I have PCOS
April 5, 2026 at 8:24 AM