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MatchewV4
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Guv'ment hack. Aspiring drone pilot. Cried at the end of Red Dead Redemption 2. Liberal. Humanity over everything.
Jo Adell doing well always makes me so damned happy.
October 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
My Senior Editor reviewing my law review article and checking the "version history" to make sure I didn't copy/paste AI chunks - and realizing I produced a sentence every twenty minutes or so. . .
South Park: Jimmy Fallon - He's Basically An Idiot
ALT: South Park: Jimmy Fallon - He's Basically An Idiot
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October 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Jfc. Something has to change. Just because these heritage foundation fascist fucks make this seem normal, let me remind you that this in fact is NOT normal. This is NOT OUR America that OUR ancestors dreamed of.
We must do better. We must ALL vote on November 3rd.
Trump's DHS Secretary, following the 58th death in ICE custody:

"What we do at Homeland Security is not controversial"
September 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Is there somewhere I can bet that Tatis and Machado do absolutely NOTHING against the Brewers?
September 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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You know, I'm starting to think the Cubs don't have the pitching to go deep into the playoffs
September 30, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Welp. Boyd is throwing BP and the Cubs offense has been dead for a month.

Guess its time to pack it all up.

Good night.

See you guys when baseball returns in 2028.
September 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Losing out on a home playoff series because you can't get a bunt down, can't get a base hit, and can't throw strikes to the fucking Marlins.

Cubs baseball, everybody.
September 23, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I sat at a Brewers/Reds game in Milwaukee last weekend.

The guy behind me was an absolute blowhard who wouldn't shut up the whole game.

The one thing he said that I 100% agree with: "as long as Counsell manages the Cubs, we won't have to worry about them at all."
September 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This loss is because Ron Coomer's fat miserable ass would rather cackle and sword fight with Jeff Garlin than broadcast a meaningful baseball game.
September 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
BINGO.
You play grab ass with Jeff Garlin and this is what you get.
September 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Seventh inning of the 6th-to-last game of the season. Tie ballgame. Cubs in a dead heat to host a playoff series.

Ron Coomer and Zach Zaidman are laughing, nay, cackling on air with Jeff Garlin.

Absolutely no clue at all what's going on in the ballgame. Fuck outta here.
September 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I love you, Louisville.
September 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
September 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Defense. . .
Max Greenfield (Schmidt) Dry Heaving
ALT: Max Greenfield (Schmidt) Dry Heaving
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September 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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"Our country has become a lunatic asylum. The rest of the world, it turns out, still operates in reality." And reality catches up.
Canada Is Making America Its B*tch
The story of how a crafty middle power pantsed a moronic superpower.
lnk.thebulwark.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Time for the Cubs to run the Score a Fucking Run play.
September 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Not even any point in watching this one.

David Peterson refuses to throw a fucking strike after getting the first two outs on 5 pitches and the Cubs are down 2-0.

Needed a sweep and now the very best you're going to do is a split.

Great work.
September 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
What in the fresh fuck did @tacobell.bsky.social do to their mobile app???
August 26, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Dolly Parton's country catalogue a great reminder that making bad country music is a choice many artists make for money.
August 26, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Pat Hughes with the Louie-ville / LouUhVul explainer in the top of the first on the Cubs broadcast.

Hell yea, Pat.
August 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
August 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Perry The Platypus Buckles Up
ALT: Perry The Platypus Buckles Up
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August 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Huge Javy Assad fan. Dude just pitches when he's asked. Crazy good.
August 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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August 19, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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August 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM