Matt Green
@mattgreencomedy.com
Comedian, satirist, writer, actor
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EXCLUSIVE: New White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia holds her first press briefing.
October 14, 2026 at 1:31 PM
EXCLUSIVE: New White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia holds her first press briefing.
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Meeting a Christian misogynist
October 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Meeting a Christian misogynist
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I was on the telly.
This is quite extraordinary.
I don't think I have heard a more coherent, articulate and accurate deconstruction & demolition of Nigel Farage's ReformUK, Tory & Restore policy than this. In under 85 seconds!
@rafaelbehr.bsky.social is on here folks and worth a follow.
I don't think I have heard a more coherent, articulate and accurate deconstruction & demolition of Nigel Farage's ReformUK, Tory & Restore policy than this. In under 85 seconds!
@rafaelbehr.bsky.social is on here folks and worth a follow.
October 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I was on the telly.
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This is brilliant 👏 ✨️
October 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This is brilliant 👏 ✨️
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Why the Kremlin was pro-Brexit and why it still matters even if 2016 meddling didn’t swing the result www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Brexiters can’t cope with the fact that Putin was cheering them on | Rafael Behr
Russian meddling probably didn’t affect the referendum result – but the Kremlin’s motives for wanting to undermine the EU still matter, says Guardian columnist Rafael Behr
www.theguardian.com
October 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Why the Kremlin was pro-Brexit and why it still matters even if 2016 meddling didn’t swing the result www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Top work from Matt.
October 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Top work from Matt.
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Superb 🤣
October 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Superb 🤣
Did the Russians interfere in Brexit?
October 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Did the Russians interfere in Brexit?
Oof
We've all had tricky gigs, especially in a high profile venue that's new to us, but this woman looks like she's never read anything out loud before, let alone from a stage
We've all had tricky gigs, especially in a high profile venue that's new to us, but this woman looks like she's never read anything out loud before, let alone from a stage
😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬
Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka
Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka
Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
October 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Oof
We've all had tricky gigs, especially in a high profile venue that's new to us, but this woman looks like she's never read anything out loud before, let alone from a stage
We've all had tricky gigs, especially in a high profile venue that's new to us, but this woman looks like she's never read anything out loud before, let alone from a stage
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🌅 GO TO WORK ON A POD 🌅 New episode with Russian Brexit interference, Trump’s dirty diesel deal, Greens in turmoil and more
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🌅 Listen linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...
October 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
🌅 GO TO WORK ON A POD 🌅 New episode with Russian Brexit interference, Trump’s dirty diesel deal, Greens in turmoil and more
🌅 Listen linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...
🌅 Listen linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...
Digger reminded me a little bit of Nanette. A comedy that dares to be deliberately unfunny at moments in order to make a statement about power and the limitations of satire. Laughter can weaken or strengthen its target depending on the context.
October 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Digger reminded me a little bit of Nanette. A comedy that dares to be deliberately unfunny at moments in order to make a statement about power and the limitations of satire. Laughter can weaken or strengthen its target depending on the context.
Very glad I caught Digger on the big screen - every frame is exquisitely shot and there are key little details throughout. It’s a hard film to describe which may be why it hasn’t worked at the box office but I’d recommend it - it’s dark, satirical, challenging, intriguing and mordantly funny.
October 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Very glad I caught Digger on the big screen - every frame is exquisitely shot and there are key little details throughout. It’s a hard film to describe which may be why it hasn’t worked at the box office but I’d recommend it - it’s dark, satirical, challenging, intriguing and mordantly funny.
Does anyone apart from charity shops use the word 'pre-loved'?
"I don't call it a second marriage, I prefer to say I have a pre-loved husband"
"I don't call it a second marriage, I prefer to say I have a pre-loved husband"
October 12, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Does anyone apart from charity shops use the word 'pre-loved'?
"I don't call it a second marriage, I prefer to say I have a pre-loved husband"
"I don't call it a second marriage, I prefer to say I have a pre-loved husband"
October 12, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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I’m always surprised to find that my hatred of Trump can rise to new levels.
“Zelenskyy could’ve stopped this war many times, and he chose not to … he better damn well stop” — Trump is no longer trying to conceal that he’s fully on Putin’s side
October 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I’m always surprised to find that my hatred of Trump can rise to new levels.
This quote from Jonathan Reynolds just makes me think: but what if British industry is never as good or fast at making EVs as China is? Is climate change actually a problem or not? How do you balance jobs in manufacturing against heatwaves and flooding?
!["Fundamental to success on climate is retaining the support of the British public, particularly working-class people. If people felt that we were meeting targets by simply importing products rather than making them ourselves, that would undermine the whole premise of climate [change action]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tyr4zwweo3w7yk6cibw6acgo/bafkreid3icwkrinledo54rlemfbt7zvudvod3mqbpxinijz3md7yet7yem)
October 10, 2026 at 8:32 AM
This quote from Jonathan Reynolds just makes me think: but what if British industry is never as good or fast at making EVs as China is? Is climate change actually a problem or not? How do you balance jobs in manufacturing against heatwaves and flooding?
Last night I saw a man outside Clapham Junction station shouting obscenities at everyone who walked past. At one point he got up, went over to a cafe, opened the door and just screamed for a bit before walking off. It was like he was the personification of X.
October 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Last night I saw a man outside Clapham Junction station shouting obscenities at everyone who walked past. At one point he got up, went over to a cafe, opened the door and just screamed for a bit before walking off. It was like he was the personification of X.
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Judi Dench on working with Frances Barber
October 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Judi Dench on working with Frances Barber
Today appears to herald Trump’s version of the Molotov Ribbentrop pact: a grubby political alliance that should cause even his most ardent supporters to pause (but won’t) and which won’t solve any of the problems he has but will definitely lead to more human suffering.
October 10, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Today appears to herald Trump’s version of the Molotov Ribbentrop pact: a grubby political alliance that should cause even his most ardent supporters to pause (but won’t) and which won’t solve any of the problems he has but will definitely lead to more human suffering.
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Hahaha
Accu-rate!
Accu-rate!
Vinted is the same as Tinder?
Live stand up recorded in Brighton
Live stand up recorded in Brighton
October 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Hahaha
Accu-rate!
Accu-rate!
Vinted is the same as Tinder?
Live stand up recorded in Brighton
Live stand up recorded in Brighton
October 9, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Vinted is the same as Tinder?
Live stand up recorded in Brighton
Live stand up recorded in Brighton
As cricketers, players like Ian Botham gave me many hours of uncomplicated joy. As ex-cricketers, less so.
Tip: don't read his interview in The Times today unless you want that childhood joy to be diminished even further...
Tip: don't read his interview in The Times today unless you want that childhood joy to be diminished even further...
October 8, 2026 at 9:58 AM
As cricketers, players like Ian Botham gave me many hours of uncomplicated joy. As ex-cricketers, less so.
Tip: don't read his interview in The Times today unless you want that childhood joy to be diminished even further...
Tip: don't read his interview in The Times today unless you want that childhood joy to be diminished even further...
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Superb 🤣
October 8, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Superb 🤣
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😂😂
October 8, 2026 at 6:27 AM
😂😂
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Well now it's in four weeks! Already more than half the tickets are sold, really hope to see you there.
November 4th @ Pleasance Islington
November 4th @ Pleasance Islington
This is a million years away (November 4th) but my dream is to sell it out. It's turning out to be a really fun show and I'd love a killer audience PS November 4th is not a million years away it's in a two-and-a-half-months wtf how did THAT happen?!
🎟️ www.pleasance.co.uk/event/sooz-k... 🎟️
🎟️ www.pleasance.co.uk/event/sooz-k... 🎟️
October 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Well now it's in four weeks! Already more than half the tickets are sold, really hope to see you there.
November 4th @ Pleasance Islington
November 4th @ Pleasance Islington