Matt Healy
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My neighborhood already had lots of Little Free Libraries, so instead of adding another one I built this poem dispenser for my boulevard
When will iOS notifications have a spam filter
September 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I’m the guy in the fantasy football league who doesn’t really watch football, doesn’t keep up with the news, and just plays by the numbers. Sometimes it works out great, I took first of ten twice in a row! On the other hand
August 31, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I love him
August 27, 2026 at 11:20 PM
should i
August 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Huge congrats to Kehinde Wiley, every art school student dreams of the day when the U.S. State Department calls their work “aesthetically terrifying”

www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/a...
Trump Officials Propose Sale of ‘Woke’ Painting by Kehinde Wiley
The State Department recently removed the painting of Dominicans from a U.S. embassy, noting it was by the artist who made Barack Obama’s presidential portrait.
www.nytimes.com
August 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Shout out to the kid who yelled to me while I kayaked under this bridge to stick my paddle down in the water so he could see how deep it was and then called me a liar when I only stuck the paddle in two thirds of the way (he was right I was lying)
Love these photos of kids jumping off a bridge into Lake of the Isles in Minneapolis yesterday, captured by Alex Kormann

More on Insta >> www.instagram.com/p/DawLyiyDJWh/
July 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
bull and nipper 2, fairway golf, 1700 como avenue, st. paul, minnesota, 1984
July 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Curious to know what data point in Facebook's algorithmic taste profile of me resulted in this suggested post
May 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
DO YOUR PART!
May 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
David Foster Wallace could never www.fastcompany.com/91531587/kit...
KitKat’s newest product is . . . a Faraday cage?
KitKat's new wrapper is a pouch designed to block signals to your phone.
www.fastcompany.com
April 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I was just thinking this morning about all the Steve Jobs emulation in tech which is obviously misguided in a number of ways, but not least because people focus so much on the fact that he was a dick to his employees or that he wore the same clothes every day and not on this:
April 27, 2026 at 6:54 PM
@therafischwartz.bsky.social I assume you're already on top of this but just in case! www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLRC...
Don't Happy Be Worry
YouTube video by Dillinger Four
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Haters are my motivators
@matthealy.com what did you do???
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My neighborhood already had lots of Little Free Libraries, so instead of adding another one I built this poem dispenser for my boulevard
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Matt Healy
Just in case you need a little joy today: here are some lovely llama costumes from the 4-H costume contest at the State Fair

📸: Aaron Lavinsky/The Minnesota Star Tribune
August 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
@seankershaw.bsky.social The Aldine pedestrian bridge is getting a little hairy to navigate, any chance somebody could come cut this back a bit?
July 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but when your kid is playing with her squishy dog toy in the car seat and it explodes and she covers herself and the seat in a mysterious white cornstarchy substance and you have to immediately wash her off and wash her clothes and take apart the car seat (1/2)
June 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@audreykennedy.bsky.social I love what you folks do at Axios and am a daily reader. My only small note is that this piece from today did not include the word "rhubarbitrage"
May 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Might I humbly recommend “with”
March 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dying to know what Gift of the Magi situation led to this person having no use for their brand-new chicken plucker
March 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Was feeling very rugged after digging out the driveway to get the car out and get the kid to daycare, and then when I got there I saw a dad pulling up on cross-country skis and towing his kid in a Burley trailer
March 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My 3-year-old is constipated and my dishwasher’s drain is backed up. Anybody know if there’s a product that can just solve both of these problems
January 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Look AI and self-driving cars are great and all, but on days like this I seriously wake up and am struck by the technological miracle that I can live in a house that stays a comfortable temperature all year round
January 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
@seankershaw.bsky.social Are you folks ticketing/towing today? I think the snow emergency communication was good, but compliance in my neighborhood is pretty bad (and the plows just came through)
December 20, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by Matt Healy
Companies break promises all the time. A self-guaranteeing promise does not require you to trust anyone.

Full essay:
stephango.com/self-guarantee
December 3, 2024 at 4:44 PM