Matt
@mattymax.bsky.social
Husband & puppy daddy. NHS Specialist Nurse. Grumpy Spice. Genuine Lord of Wansley Manor. Titanic nerd. LLAP 🖖🏻. He/Him/His 🏳️🌈.
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Matt
@mattymax.bsky.social
· Nov 8
I don’t think Bluesky has seen my lanyard badge collection. Sorry for those of you who have already seen them on other socials!
If you want to get to know me, look at my lanyard 😅
If you want to get to know me, look at my lanyard 😅
I’m 40 in a few months. I have another 28 years (minimum) working until state pension age (as it stands now) but I, and many of my generation, have fully accepted there will no longer be a state pension when we get there.
Pensioners cry about the social contract, but their generation made sure to…
Pensioners cry about the social contract, but their generation made sure to…
October 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I’m 40 in a few months. I have another 28 years (minimum) working until state pension age (as it stands now) but I, and many of my generation, have fully accepted there will no longer be a state pension when we get there.
Pensioners cry about the social contract, but their generation made sure to…
Pensioners cry about the social contract, but their generation made sure to…
Gov review into mental health has found that young people are not, in fact, snowflakes, but are actually suffering.
Declaring them weak, enhancing stigma and therefore causing harm to those poor people.
Perhaps boomers could take their paid-for houses and triple locked pensions and fuck off now?
Declaring them weak, enhancing stigma and therefore causing harm to those poor people.
Perhaps boomers could take their paid-for houses and triple locked pensions and fuck off now?
September 21, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Gov review into mental health has found that young people are not, in fact, snowflakes, but are actually suffering.
Declaring them weak, enhancing stigma and therefore causing harm to those poor people.
Perhaps boomers could take their paid-for houses and triple locked pensions and fuck off now?
Declaring them weak, enhancing stigma and therefore causing harm to those poor people.
Perhaps boomers could take their paid-for houses and triple locked pensions and fuck off now?
Perhaps we don’t need to listen to billionaires about tax and immigration, since they are the ultimate experts in tax avoidance by migrating elsewhere, but while continuing to amass wealth off the back of British working people.
September 20, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Perhaps we don’t need to listen to billionaires about tax and immigration, since they are the ultimate experts in tax avoidance by migrating elsewhere, but while continuing to amass wealth off the back of British working people.
Every single day the world inches ever closer to Armageddon, and we’re supposed to just keep calm and carry on?
September 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every single day the world inches ever closer to Armageddon, and we’re supposed to just keep calm and carry on?
This really is a hateful little fucking island. I’m so sick of it.
September 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
This really is a hateful little fucking island. I’m so sick of it.
I remember Christmas 2019, the last before Covid changed the world, the BBC showed a two hour Dolly Parton special on BBC 2 (I think).
Later she was instrumental in the development of Moderna’s Covid vaccine. Quietly. No fuss. Just gave the resources to save lives.
I’ll say again. Legend.
Later she was instrumental in the development of Moderna’s Covid vaccine. Quietly. No fuss. Just gave the resources to save lives.
I’ll say again. Legend.
August 25, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I remember Christmas 2019, the last before Covid changed the world, the BBC showed a two hour Dolly Parton special on BBC 2 (I think).
Later she was instrumental in the development of Moderna’s Covid vaccine. Quietly. No fuss. Just gave the resources to save lives.
I’ll say again. Legend.
Later she was instrumental in the development of Moderna’s Covid vaccine. Quietly. No fuss. Just gave the resources to save lives.
I’ll say again. Legend.
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in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
August 25, 2026 at 6:47 PM
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton. There won’t be another like her. Thanks for the music, the movies and for bringing the joy of reading to millions of children. And personally, thanks for Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Legend.
August 25, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Dolly Parton. There won’t be another like her. Thanks for the music, the movies and for bringing the joy of reading to millions of children. And personally, thanks for Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Legend.
I guess we couldn’t save the cheerleader 😢
Hayden Panettiere: US actress who starred in Heroes and Nashville dies aged 36
Earlier this year, Panettiere had released her memoirs This Is Me: A Reckoning, in which she opened up about her experiences with postpartum depression, addiction and recovery.
news.sky.com
August 17, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I guess we couldn’t save the cheerleader 😢
Am I tripping or have we had three train derailments in the UK in the last month or two?
August 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Am I tripping or have we had three train derailments in the UK in the last month or two?
There’s this new game that the tabloid socials are playing where they fly helicopters over celebrities houses and lawn shame them because they’re green… fun times.
Painting Dry Grass Green
ALT: Painting Dry Grass Green
static.klipy.com
August 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
There’s this new game that the tabloid socials are playing where they fly helicopters over celebrities houses and lawn shame them because they’re green… fun times.
So was that what COBRA came up with the other day?
August 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
So was that what COBRA came up with the other day?
Well that was dramatic for a barbecue warning.
August 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Well that was dramatic for a barbecue warning.
Up too early and thought I’d try and see the Persied meteor shower but my neighbours seem to also be up and have their obnoxiously bright security light on blocking out most of the sky.
Man Reacts to Too Bright Sun
ALT: Man Reacts to Too Bright Sun
static.klipy.com
August 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Up too early and thought I’d try and see the Persied meteor shower but my neighbours seem to also be up and have their obnoxiously bright security light on blocking out most of the sky.
It’s kind of a bonus golden hour…
August 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It’s kind of a bonus golden hour…
It’s brought temperature down by 2 degrees which is also welcome.
August 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It’s brought temperature down by 2 degrees which is also welcome.
Why is it that I’m seeing potential government policy (which are almost certainly announced to win popular support and are therefore terrible ideas) as “Andy Burnham says…” posts on social media.
What a ridiculous way to govern. Twat.
What a ridiculous way to govern. Twat.
August 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Why is it that I’m seeing potential government policy (which are almost certainly announced to win popular support and are therefore terrible ideas) as “Andy Burnham says…” posts on social media.
What a ridiculous way to govern. Twat.
What a ridiculous way to govern. Twat.
The clacton outcome is so exciting because either a humanoid bin enters Parliament, or a parliamentary investigation into an idiot - who thought it would end - continues after a brief hiatus.
Who says politics is dull?!
Who says politics is dull?!
August 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The clacton outcome is so exciting because either a humanoid bin enters Parliament, or a parliamentary investigation into an idiot - who thought it would end - continues after a brief hiatus.
Who says politics is dull?!
Who says politics is dull?!
There are literally three massive fires in my local area blazing away as we speak.
This Is Fine Dog Meme - Everything's Fine
ALT: This Is Fine Dog Meme - Everything's Fine
static.klipy.com
August 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
There are literally three massive fires in my local area blazing away as we speak.
Eew. I seem to follow someone who bought the creepy Facebook glasses and proudly sharing stories labelled as “Made with Creepy Facebook Glasses” or whatever Zuckerberg calls them.
Unfollowed.
We don’t condone creepy pervert glasses in this house.
Unfollowed.
We don’t condone creepy pervert glasses in this house.
August 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Eew. I seem to follow someone who bought the creepy Facebook glasses and proudly sharing stories labelled as “Made with Creepy Facebook Glasses” or whatever Zuckerberg calls them.
Unfollowed.
We don’t condone creepy pervert glasses in this house.
Unfollowed.
We don’t condone creepy pervert glasses in this house.
There’s a new record for the longest running chart song in 73years and I couldn’t pick it out of a lineup of 2 songs, even if the second song was Barbie Girl by Aqua.
Many elderly, much frail.
Many elderly, much frail.
July 31, 2026 at 6:14 PM
There’s a new record for the longest running chart song in 73years and I couldn’t pick it out of a lineup of 2 songs, even if the second song was Barbie Girl by Aqua.
Many elderly, much frail.
Many elderly, much frail.
How about if you don’t want to face the consequences of jail, you don’t fucking commit heinous crimes! Fucking losers.
July 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
How about if you don’t want to face the consequences of jail, you don’t fucking commit heinous crimes! Fucking losers.
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Can’t help but wonder if twat Streeting was crying because he was given Defence or he was given it because he was crying…
Also, now Healy will be the one to have to justify the defence budget he resigned over.
Fucking shower, the lot of them!
Back to ignoring the news. Join me, it’s bliss!
Also, now Healy will be the one to have to justify the defence budget he resigned over.
Fucking shower, the lot of them!
Back to ignoring the news. Join me, it’s bliss!
July 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Can’t help but wonder if twat Streeting was crying because he was given Defence or he was given it because he was crying…
Also, now Healy will be the one to have to justify the defence budget he resigned over.
Fucking shower, the lot of them!
Back to ignoring the news. Join me, it’s bliss!
Also, now Healy will be the one to have to justify the defence budget he resigned over.
Fucking shower, the lot of them!
Back to ignoring the news. Join me, it’s bliss!