Kzi / Maxime Gaffé
@maximeg.bsky.social
Senior Engine Programmer at Ubisoft, full time grump, bike lover who can’t shut up about his cat 🥔🚲🐙
Concerts, never enough concerts (and live shows of all kinds)
October 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Concerts, never enough concerts (and live shows of all kinds)
@rogerquaranted2.eurosky.social patate en récompense pour conseils théâtre 😘
September 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
@rogerquaranted2.eurosky.social patate en récompense pour conseils théâtre 😘
Potato has big green eyes 🥰
September 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Potato has big green eyes 🥰
Unpopular opinion: while I strongly disagree with Sony's choice to stop physical media, and support players right to protest it, HARASSING customer support is not OK
This company has done many questionable choices this last decade, step in to protect their consumer-facing workers is NOT one of them
This company has done many questionable choices this last decade, step in to protect their consumer-facing workers is NOT one of them
Nintendo : voici un remake de notre meilleur jeu, on peut souffler dans la console pour faire de l’ocarina
Sony (qui a visiblement recruté l’équipe de comm de Xbox) : on poursuit en justice nos clients mécontents
www.tomshardware.com/video-games/...
Sony (qui a visiblement recruté l’équipe de comm de Xbox) : on poursuit en justice nos clients mécontents
www.tomshardware.com/video-games/...
Sony threatens to cut off customer support and pursue legal action over harassment as backlash to PlayStation’s physical-disc phaseout intensifies — company to move forward with no disc decision despi...
Company list excessively asks for apologies as customer harassment.
www.tomshardware.com
September 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Unpopular opinion: while I strongly disagree with Sony's choice to stop physical media, and support players right to protest it, HARASSING customer support is not OK
This company has done many questionable choices this last decade, step in to protect their consumer-facing workers is NOT one of them
This company has done many questionable choices this last decade, step in to protect their consumer-facing workers is NOT one of them
Patate, King of the sofa 🥔
September 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Patate, King of the sofa 🥔
Released on this day, 25 years ago ! I've only been able to see the band perform live this July, but it was amazing 🤩
September 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Released on this day, 25 years ago ! I've only been able to see the band perform live this July, but it was amazing 🤩
So much energy, so much talent, Lovebites concert was amazing tonight 🔥
August 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
So much energy, so much talent, Lovebites concert was amazing tonight 🔥
Cette boîte aurait dû être nationalisée il y a une éternité, c'est une folie de lui avoir laissé autant de pouvoir sur le système de santé français, et ça serait encore pire de passivement la laisser continuer
Doctolib met en avant des partenariats avec l’Inserm, l’Inria et l’université Paris Cité pour chiper les données de santé de millions d'utilisateurs. Mais aucun de ces prestigieux instituts de recherche n’a encore signé le moindre accord.
Intelligence artificilelle : Doctolib mythonne des partenariats avec les données des patients | Le Canard enchaîné
Sous couvert de recherche, la start-up française privatise les datas de santé de ses millions d’utilisateurs pour alimenter ses propres modèles d'intelligences……
f.mtr.cool
July 23, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Cette boîte aurait dû être nationalisée il y a une éternité, c'est une folie de lui avoir laissé autant de pouvoir sur le système de santé français, et ça serait encore pire de passivement la laisser continuer
@montreuil.parisenselle.fr Nouvelle tentative de la mairie de faire respecter le sens interdit du nord de la rue de vincennes en placant un 3eme panneau sens interdit au niveau du 13, sur un bloc beton placé sur la PC: tres peu efficace. Les habitués du parking devant AEV immo eux aussi sont chill 🙄
July 20, 2026 at 4:49 PM
@montreuil.parisenselle.fr Nouvelle tentative de la mairie de faire respecter le sens interdit du nord de la rue de vincennes en placant un 3eme panneau sens interdit au niveau du 13, sur un bloc beton placé sur la PC: tres peu efficace. Les habitués du parking devant AEV immo eux aussi sont chill 🙄
Reposted by Kzi / Maxime Gaffé
Mars Express disponible en ligne gratuitement jusqu'à fin juillet :
www.france.tv/films/films-...
www.france.tv/films/films-...
June 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Mars Express disponible en ligne gratuitement jusqu'à fin juillet :
www.france.tv/films/films-...
www.france.tv/films/films-...
I'm not sure what motivates studios to make Blu-ray menus background a quick succession of all the money shot, playing while I attempt to set the right language and subtitles
You already have my money, the least you can do is not spoiling the movie please ?
You already have my money, the least you can do is not spoiling the movie please ?
July 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I'm not sure what motivates studios to make Blu-ray menus background a quick succession of all the money shot, playing while I attempt to set the right language and subtitles
You already have my money, the least you can do is not spoiling the movie please ?
You already have my money, the least you can do is not spoiling the movie please ?
James want to keep driving dangerously and endangering cyclists without ever facing consequences
As someone who rarely makes his 15 minutes commute without facing dangerous behavior from motorists, James can go eat shit (and I want the same thing here)
As someone who rarely makes his 15 minutes commute without facing dangerous behavior from motorists, James can go eat shit (and I want the same thing here)
In the West Midlands, 59% of all Op Snap reports come from drivers, 16% from cyclists and 25% from pedestrians.
The last thing drivers need is cyclists snitching on us to the authorities
As well as scrutiny from inside and outside our cars, bicycle-mounted busybodies are policing minor infractions
www.telegraph.co.uk
July 2, 2026 at 9:50 AM
James want to keep driving dangerously and endangering cyclists without ever facing consequences
As someone who rarely makes his 15 minutes commute without facing dangerous behavior from motorists, James can go eat shit (and I want the same thing here)
As someone who rarely makes his 15 minutes commute without facing dangerous behavior from motorists, James can go eat shit (and I want the same thing here)
@juliencdt.bsky.social super interessant le reportage sur moustache ! 🥸
June 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
@juliencdt.bsky.social super interessant le reportage sur moustache ! 🥸
I want more star city episodes, and I want them now 🖤
May 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I want more star city episodes, and I want them now 🖤
I wish every iOS settings could be turned into a Control Center widget. Call screening is a nice feature but when I know an important one is coming, being able to turn it off quickly without going several levels deep in the settings would be nice
May 26, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I wish every iOS settings could be turned into a Control Center widget. Call screening is a nice feature but when I know an important one is coming, being able to turn it off quickly without going several levels deep in the settings would be nice
I was getting a bit bored of DK Bananza around 2/3 of the game, but the last hour was so great I'm really glad I persevered 🍌
May 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I was getting a bit bored of DK Bananza around 2/3 of the game, but the last hour was so great I'm really glad I persevered 🍌
Imagine on fait ça aussi plutôt que privatiser le bus jusqu'à finir en situation de monopole pour la dernière boîte debout
Et le même type de réflexion avec le train pour un service maximum à la population plutôt que du profit en sabrant les petites lignes et en faisant exploser le prix du billet
😤
Et le même type de réflexion avec le train pour un service maximum à la population plutôt que du profit en sabrant les petites lignes et en faisant exploser le prix du billet
😤
Zack Polanski explains the importance of having a proper nationalised bus service that is run for the people, not for profit
April 30, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Imagine on fait ça aussi plutôt que privatiser le bus jusqu'à finir en situation de monopole pour la dernière boîte debout
Et le même type de réflexion avec le train pour un service maximum à la population plutôt que du profit en sabrant les petites lignes et en faisant exploser le prix du billet
😤
Et le même type de réflexion avec le train pour un service maximum à la population plutôt que du profit en sabrant les petites lignes et en faisant exploser le prix du billet
😤
I wonder how many people they manage to trick with this one, but I'd bet a LOT
April 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I wonder how many people they manage to trick with this one, but I'd bet a LOT
I skipped bowser's fury entirely when it released alongside 3d world on switch 1, the performance issues reports probably did not help.
The switch 2 update motivated me to give it a try, and it's actually a very enjoyable game on it !
And it's full of cats 🐱
The switch 2 update motivated me to give it a try, and it's actually a very enjoyable game on it !
And it's full of cats 🐱
April 24, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I skipped bowser's fury entirely when it released alongside 3d world on switch 1, the performance issues reports probably did not help.
The switch 2 update motivated me to give it a try, and it's actually a very enjoyable game on it !
And it's full of cats 🐱
The switch 2 update motivated me to give it a try, and it's actually a very enjoyable game on it !
And it's full of cats 🐱
"Shrinking" is such a great show, and such an intense emotional roller coaster 🥲
a roller coaster ride with the word rides on it
Alt: a roller coaster ride going up then down
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"Shrinking" is such a great show, and such an intense emotional roller coaster 🥲
It's time to go YT Shorts 👋
March 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It's time to go YT Shorts 👋
UPS unilaterally delivered my package to a random shop in the middle of nowhere, opened exactly during office hours. AGAIN.
No idea how I'll manage to retrieve it, but I won't buy again from online stores unable to guarantee the delivery will be performed by another carrier 😤
No idea how I'll manage to retrieve it, but I won't buy again from online stores unable to guarantee the delivery will be performed by another carrier 😤
March 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
UPS unilaterally delivered my package to a random shop in the middle of nowhere, opened exactly during office hours. AGAIN.
No idea how I'll manage to retrieve it, but I won't buy again from online stores unable to guarantee the delivery will be performed by another carrier 😤
No idea how I'll manage to retrieve it, but I won't buy again from online stores unable to guarantee the delivery will be performed by another carrier 😤
I was a dwarf and I dug a hole
Hopefully they will tour and headline again in a few months, as a support their set was frustratingly short (expected for dwarves but still)
Hopefully they will tour and headline again in a few months, as a support their set was frustratingly short (expected for dwarves but still)
March 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I was a dwarf and I dug a hole
Hopefully they will tour and headline again in a few months, as a support their set was frustratingly short (expected for dwarves but still)
Hopefully they will tour and headline again in a few months, as a support their set was frustratingly short (expected for dwarves but still)