Riposte Malone
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IT WAS A DAY IN OUR NEAR FUTURE THE ERA OF THE CYBORG HAD BEGUN
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Riposte Malone
@meatiershower.bsky.social
· Jun 12
“It’s called LeChiffre-ing. Teens are strapping themselves down to bottomless chairs and absolutely demolishing each other’s balls with heavy ropes.”
#filmsky #movies #letterboxd
#filmsky #movies #letterboxd
Clair Obscur is the most 7 out of 10-ass 7 out of 10 game I've ever played but I will give it so much fucking credit for that Beerfest "I was hoping maybe you could call ME Landfill" moment after that end of Act 1 death.
October 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Clair Obscur is the most 7 out of 10-ass 7 out of 10 game I've ever played but I will give it so much fucking credit for that Beerfest "I was hoping maybe you could call ME Landfill" moment after that end of Act 1 death.
Feel truly blessed to live in a time where a guy who had his mom intervene so he wouldn't have to fight Mark Zuckerberg is going to teach us about the future of war.
October 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Feel truly blessed to live in a time where a guy who had his mom intervene so he wouldn't have to fight Mark Zuckerberg is going to teach us about the future of war.
What a fucking night
October 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
What a fucking night
Resident Evil is a movie for idiots. People who see a lot of locks but need to hear the character say “there are a lot of locks”. People who see someone with bad aim but need the character to say “I don’t shoot good”. A video game adaptation where they need to hear the character yell “video games”.
September 28, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Resident Evil is a movie for idiots. People who see a lot of locks but need to hear the character say “there are a lot of locks”. People who see someone with bad aim but need the character to say “I don’t shoot good”. A video game adaptation where they need to hear the character yell “video games”.
If a MF can be named Ray and it’s short for Raymond then dudes named Roy should be able to go by Roymond.
September 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
If a MF can be named Ray and it’s short for Raymond then dudes named Roy should be able to go by Roymond.
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it.
September 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it.
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kinda fucked up what this shit did to the titanic
September 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
kinda fucked up what this shit did to the titanic
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My Miis watching as my joycon drift sends the cursor up to the top of the screen.
Willem Dafoe's Worried Gaze
Alt: Willem Dafoe looking up
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August 24, 2026 at 9:08 PM
My Miis watching as my joycon drift sends the cursor up to the top of the screen.
Me whenever I see someone honking on some bodacious boobers
August 20, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Me whenever I see someone honking on some bodacious boobers
Happy Saturday to all (except anyone who ever bought an Alien Ant Farm album)
August 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Happy Saturday to all (except anyone who ever bought an Alien Ant Farm album)
People are so selfish these days. Have any of you ever even considered the GIVING of Pelham One Two Three?
August 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
People are so selfish these days. Have any of you ever even considered the GIVING of Pelham One Two Three?
Got to watch the Dog Surfing Championship in Pacifica this weekend
August 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Got to watch the Dog Surfing Championship in Pacifica this weekend
I may not be much to look at but I’m also really bad at my job.
July 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I may not be much to look at but I’m also really bad at my job.
Ain’t too many MFs named Silas any more
July 30, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Ain’t too many MFs named Silas any more
This lady at the Giants game is absolutely KILLING IT
July 28, 2026 at 3:02 AM
This lady at the Giants game is absolutely KILLING IT
Life hack: just don’t go see Ebenezer
July 24, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Life hack: just don’t go see Ebenezer
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Releese Witherspoon (something you can say if she ever gets arrested for some sort of financial crime)
July 22, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Releese Witherspoon (something you can say if she ever gets arrested for some sort of financial crime)
Li’l man and me each got controller holders this weekend. His Spyro one happened to show the very day he beat Spyro.
July 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Li’l man and me each got controller holders this weekend. His Spyro one happened to show the very day he beat Spyro.
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The Odyssey is an immortal work of literature that resonates with people across 3,000 years because it contains all four of the traditional story types:
1. man vs. man
2. man vs. self
3. man vs. nature
4. undercover boss
1. man vs. man
2. man vs. self
3. man vs. nature
4. undercover boss
July 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The Odyssey is an immortal work of literature that resonates with people across 3,000 years because it contains all four of the traditional story types:
1. man vs. man
2. man vs. self
3. man vs. nature
4. undercover boss
1. man vs. man
2. man vs. self
3. man vs. nature
4. undercover boss
How to do a fatality if you’re riding BART
July 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
How to do a fatality if you’re riding BART
Trump: “This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain and a hundred percent reason to remember the name.”
July 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Trump: “This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain and a hundred percent reason to remember the name.”
lol Lindsey Graham. Another one down. It’s all really happening, isn’t it?
White Dominoes Falling
ALT: White Dominoes Falling
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July 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
lol Lindsey Graham. Another one down. It’s all really happening, isn’t it?
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