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no one sleeps in this room without the dream of a common language
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👋 hi, i'm meg! here's the mandatory 'about me' post:

✏️ writer but a tech job pays the bills
🥗 probably shitposting or talking about food, books, midsize/plus fashion or my dog
👵 terminally online™️ aging millennial
🏳️‍🌈 femme • 50% daria 50% quinn
📍nyc, also often in LA, SF + melbourne
my rent is simply too many dollars
October 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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very busy
September 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
went to see phoebe bridgers last night and am still honestly astonished at how extremely 13 years old most of the crowd was, like y'all were TODDLERS when Stranger in the Alps came out, when did this happen lol
September 25, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Nice post! Figured I'd reply to it with some other stuff I was thinking about.
August 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
August 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
haven't been this bummed about a celebrity passing since bowie tbh
August 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

Dogpile is live on YOUR (probably) mobile device and YOUR (definitely) Nintendo Switch. Get it, check it out, enjoy it.
August 20, 2026 at 12:48 PM
in these trying times, please enjoy a good thread about a nice bat
So, we found a live bat in our galleries.

🦇 a thread🦇
August 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
dare i say...this looks cool? www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79G...
Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
www.youtube.com
July 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
an astonishing amount of stuff i published professionally on the internet - from articles i wrote to Facebook Lives i produced (ok, those i'm glad are gone) - at past jobs just simply does not exist anymore and it is wild to think about
I wrote about the lost decade of millennial creativity
www.garbageday.email/p/you-get-wh...
July 22, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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the original devourer of the Girl Dinner was of course the noble Ploughman but some of you aren’t ready to have that conversation
July 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
really need them to figure out the exact source of the diarrhea parasite stat, i'm DYING over here having to only eat cooked produce. i'm literally going to pass away if i can't eat a salad within the week. i've never craved a kale slop bowl as badly as i do right now
July 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
i keep thinking about sam neill's cows and pigs and the birds he was always feeding and them being like "but where is my strange friend who brings me treats today? why isn't he here?" and getting very sad
July 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
July 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
one could make the argument that the goo goo dolls are the most springsteen-ass band to ever write 700 songs about blue collar yearning from a pretty boy in tight jeans completely dissastisfied with the totally fine place where he grew up. in this essay i will
July 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
today i have learned about Neil the Seal, a 1,000 lb elephant seal terrorizing a Tasmanian coastal town who just wants to gnaw on traffic cones, break fences, flop around and nap on people's lawns and i have been crying laughing at videos for the past half hour
June 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
June 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Y'all better remember to love that Danhausen.
June 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
holy shit lmao
June 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
TIL I am “getting Lands End ads and finding the clothes like…really cute” years old
June 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
don't even need to figure out how to watch the game because i can tell from the collective yells of joy and/or disappointment from my neighbors and the street what is going on
June 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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everyone knew you
June 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i need all the bands i liked in high school to stop going on 25th anniversary tours please i don't have this much time to go to shows and also be reminded of my own mortality
June 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
having the weird experience where i'm having a sudden intrusive craving for a certain flavor or something, or like a memory of a smell or something that i know i want, but can't quite figure out exactly what it is. what IS this why does it happen
June 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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i love it when the clock strikes 10:30 every morning and the usual sites publish their 3 infuriating news stories that will drive all discourse today like zookeepers raising the enclosure's gate and letting the seals get into the day's bucket of chum
June 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM