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cosmonaut meg
@megsfrompluto.bsky.social
semi retired internet person
hey so quick question: how many times do you have to repeat the same scenario before you realize you’re the problem?
May 31, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Why was everyone so mean to Meg White was that just like 2000s sexism or something else. Bc seven nation army probably one of the most recognizable songs of all time
May 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
capybaras r so fucking cool bc they’re basically like if someone created a guinea pig that was 100 lbs
March 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
see why 1,000 people trust a woman in a clown costume with life advice and spiritual counseling Tonight at 7:30 PM EST for the ultra very special 1,000 follower Twitch stream.
February 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
if you’ve never attended the Monday night twitch streams this is what you’re missing out on
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
if you’ve never attended the Monday night twitch streams this is what you’re missing out on
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Monday Night Clown Therapy is back, join me at 7 PM EST on twitch: twitch.tv/simpschool
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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February 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
posting this everywhere until the right person sees it: anyone in the NYC area that has experience w rent overcharge for a rent stabilized unit please contact me. Landlords have increased my rent max allowed amount each yr despite no changes to building or unit. Wall has severe water damage -
January 29, 2026 at 8:24 PM
join stream NOW if you wanna honk this nose
twitch.tv/simpschool
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Live right now: twitch.tv/simpschool
January 21, 2026 at 11:58 PM
LIVE ON TWITCH RN: twitch.tv/simpschool
January 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Streamlabs is being a bitch but I’m live now: twitch.tv/simpschool
January 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Someone who is good at island design PLEASE help. I terraformed myself into a disaster and I super do not want to nuke my island and start fresh. I really like everything in row 6 bc it’s like a little market area but everything else needs help 😩
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Did The Great get cancelled or something why is the third season so bad
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Stream is gonna start tonight a little after 7 bc I gotta pick up my laundry
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Stream is gonna start tonight a little after 7 bc I gotta pick up my laundry
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Live now talking about how to survive a crash out !!!!

Twitch.tv/simpschool
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
whoever has been full on crop dusting the fuck out of everyone on this flight for the last 2 straight hours: I hope one day, very very far in the future, you’re yawning a big yawn on a long haul flight- and when you do, someone rips the nastiest wettest fart of all time and you taste it
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
had a huge crash out on twitter but I’m gonna crash out on here too idc. literally cried myself to sleep last night bc of how miserable I am at work, like straight up being bullied by grown ass women. woke up to make coffee and there’s a mouse in my kitchen! Whoever has my voodoo doll put her DOWN
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
stream tn 7 PM est I’m so sleepy
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
hi what do we think of my dress for my company holiday party
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I love my lil fuck ass Bob!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Extremely dangerous to be watching the parade rn while I’m PMSing like crazy I fucking teared up over Sean Evans being a guest commentator bc he looked so happy. Teared up over the Mario Balloon. Teared up over Cynthia Erivo singing. Idk if I’m gonna make it
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
singing we are Charlie Kirk live on stream for 2 hours twitch.tv/simpschool
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM