Can we normalize NOT telling struggling people how strong and inspiring they are?
If I tell you I'm drowning, I don't need a motivational speech about how beautifully I'm treading water.
I need a life raft, not another armful of bullshit to hold while I sink.
If I tell you I'm drowning, I don't need a motivational speech about how beautifully I'm treading water.
I need a life raft, not another armful of bullshit to hold while I sink.
October 22, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Can we normalize NOT telling struggling people how strong and inspiring they are?
If I tell you I'm drowning, I don't need a motivational speech about how beautifully I'm treading water.
I need a life raft, not another armful of bullshit to hold while I sink.
If I tell you I'm drowning, I don't need a motivational speech about how beautifully I'm treading water.
I need a life raft, not another armful of bullshit to hold while I sink.
If the universe were getting flowers from me today, they'd be delivered with attitude: yellow carnations, orange lilies, and basil.
For those unfamiliar with Victorian flower language, that's a very polite way of saying, “Respectfully, fuck off.” 💐
For those unfamiliar with Victorian flower language, that's a very polite way of saying, “Respectfully, fuck off.” 💐
October 21, 2026 at 1:56 PM
If the universe were getting flowers from me today, they'd be delivered with attitude: yellow carnations, orange lilies, and basil.
For those unfamiliar with Victorian flower language, that's a very polite way of saying, “Respectfully, fuck off.” 💐
For those unfamiliar with Victorian flower language, that's a very polite way of saying, “Respectfully, fuck off.” 💐
5 steps forward, 4,395 steps back.
October 20, 2026 at 5:57 PM
5 steps forward, 4,395 steps back.
It is absolutely RUDE that I can’t seem to get my hands on hard copies of the Sugar Shack Witch Mysteries.
11 books and I can only find physical copies for 6 of them. 😩
11 books and I can only find physical copies for 6 of them. 😩
October 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
It is absolutely RUDE that I can’t seem to get my hands on hard copies of the Sugar Shack Witch Mysteries.
11 books and I can only find physical copies for 6 of them. 😩
11 books and I can only find physical copies for 6 of them. 😩
Witch’s Brew is the best KitKat flavor.
October 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Witch’s Brew is the best KitKat flavor.
Me: I’m going to stay up late, drink wine, and watch a scary movie!
October 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Me: I’m going to stay up late, drink wine, and watch a scary movie!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I didn’t know that Remain was getting its own movie. 😍
October 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I didn’t know that Remain was getting its own movie. 😍
Just for fun I put on make up this morning. My 7 year old son comes in and goes “What is wrong with your face? Why do your eyes look like that!?”
This kid has a big mouth for a person who came out of my vagina.
This kid has a big mouth for a person who came out of my vagina.
October 16, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Just for fun I put on make up this morning. My 7 year old son comes in and goes “What is wrong with your face? Why do your eyes look like that!?”
This kid has a big mouth for a person who came out of my vagina.
This kid has a big mouth for a person who came out of my vagina.
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if i was a fully functional adult you guys would be in so much trouble
October 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
if i was a fully functional adult you guys would be in so much trouble
The tooth fairy forgot to go get cash today and I’m going to be the worst mom ever in the morning.
October 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The tooth fairy forgot to go get cash today and I’m going to be the worst mom ever in the morning.
It is $19 fucking dollars to go see a movie!!???!? When did this happen?
Wwwwhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy?
Wwwwhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy?
October 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It is $19 fucking dollars to go see a movie!!???!? When did this happen?
Wwwwhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy?
Wwwwhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy?
When you’re in it, you don’t even realize how much abuse and oppression you’re dealing with until you get out and start living freely.
October 13, 2026 at 12:50 PM
When you’re in it, you don’t even realize how much abuse and oppression you’re dealing with until you get out and start living freely.
I’m officially obsessed with nutritional yeast.
October 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I’m officially obsessed with nutritional yeast.
$450 at the eye doctors this morning was NOT in the plans.
October 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
$450 at the eye doctors this morning was NOT in the plans.
I did a chore and I fed humans. That’s enough of adulting today. Now to read a book or play pokemon. Or both. Definitely both. At the same time.
October 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I did a chore and I fed humans. That’s enough of adulting today. Now to read a book or play pokemon. Or both. Definitely both. At the same time.
My feminism is unwavering. I do not want a man to control my life.
I want a man to look at my life, say “good lord, baby girl, let me take care of you,” and proceed to treat me like a pampered house cat.
I want autonomy, not responsibilities. I trust you see the distinction.
I want a man to look at my life, say “good lord, baby girl, let me take care of you,” and proceed to treat me like a pampered house cat.
I want autonomy, not responsibilities. I trust you see the distinction.
October 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
My feminism is unwavering. I do not want a man to control my life.
I want a man to look at my life, say “good lord, baby girl, let me take care of you,” and proceed to treat me like a pampered house cat.
I want autonomy, not responsibilities. I trust you see the distinction.
I want a man to look at my life, say “good lord, baby girl, let me take care of you,” and proceed to treat me like a pampered house cat.
I want autonomy, not responsibilities. I trust you see the distinction.
I just finished my first graduate class! 🥳
And I also put a deposit down on a vacation that I hope I’ll get to take next year! 🙈
And I also put a deposit down on a vacation that I hope I’ll get to take next year! 🙈
October 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I just finished my first graduate class! 🥳
And I also put a deposit down on a vacation that I hope I’ll get to take next year! 🙈
And I also put a deposit down on a vacation that I hope I’ll get to take next year! 🙈
I swear that I have absolutely everything under control. But if someone could help with laundry and dishes then we’d be in good shape. Because 😵💫😮💨
October 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I swear that I have absolutely everything under control. But if someone could help with laundry and dishes then we’d be in good shape. Because 😵💫😮💨
The worst part about coming forward is the absolute gut punch that comes from the people who don’t believe you.
October 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The worst part about coming forward is the absolute gut punch that comes from the people who don’t believe you.
Dying to go see Varity. Can’t decide if it’s worth the money and extra hassle — or if I should wait for it to stream.
October 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Dying to go see Varity. Can’t decide if it’s worth the money and extra hassle — or if I should wait for it to stream.
Ah. The joys of parent hood. Kid throws up in your bed and then happily sleeps on the floor. And you are much too old for the floor. So you spend 90 minutes trying to clean up your bed so you can sleep. Only for kid to be throwing up again once you finally lay down.
September 23, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Ah. The joys of parent hood. Kid throws up in your bed and then happily sleeps on the floor. And you are much too old for the floor. So you spend 90 minutes trying to clean up your bed so you can sleep. Only for kid to be throwing up again once you finally lay down.
23 grown things today. I’m not ever going to name them.
September 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
23 grown things today. I’m not ever going to name them.
Just for fun. I kept track of all of the grown from the ground things I ate today. 18. And it was just a normal Thursday.
Avocado
Strawberries
Blueberries
Cherries
Chia seeds
Quinoa
Broccoli
Garlic
Potatoes
Sweet potato
Lentils
Black beans
Corn
Tomatoes
Lettuce
Onion
Mild green chiles
Wheat
Avocado
Strawberries
Blueberries
Cherries
Chia seeds
Quinoa
Broccoli
Garlic
Potatoes
Sweet potato
Lentils
Black beans
Corn
Tomatoes
Lettuce
Onion
Mild green chiles
Wheat
September 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Just for fun. I kept track of all of the grown from the ground things I ate today. 18. And it was just a normal Thursday.
Avocado
Strawberries
Blueberries
Cherries
Chia seeds
Quinoa
Broccoli
Garlic
Potatoes
Sweet potato
Lentils
Black beans
Corn
Tomatoes
Lettuce
Onion
Mild green chiles
Wheat
Avocado
Strawberries
Blueberries
Cherries
Chia seeds
Quinoa
Broccoli
Garlic
Potatoes
Sweet potato
Lentils
Black beans
Corn
Tomatoes
Lettuce
Onion
Mild green chiles
Wheat
I’m about to snap so hard that I’m going to end up with my own true crime special.
September 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I’m about to snap so hard that I’m going to end up with my own true crime special.