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guillotine oiler
they have my ass dialed IN
October 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
you don't hear much about blind spots in cars anymore. glad they got rid of those
October 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
drunk with power after being granted access to a fully licensed version of Adobe Acrobat
October 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
i'm the queen of england
“Big Nick, get over here”
October 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
calling someone's newborn baby "dna-coded"
October 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I have decided to not post the problematic bumper sticker idea but here is this one:

You Can't Be Certain Whether or Not This Car Has Been Modified with a Compartment That Releases Caltrops
October 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I have a really very problematic bumper sticker idea that I'm not sure I can stop myself from posting
October 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
can you be low falutin
October 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
sluggo's hat has enabled sluggo hate. disgusting
October 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
lmao this half-done porn bot account
October 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
can't remember if the thing i saw part of was a series or a movie my wife just be watching stuff
October 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
they never say why you shouldn't meet your idols but i will tell you: it's because they are very short
October 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
don't forget to look up and move the mouse around every few minutes ✅
October 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
(at the library) never mind that shit you should be listening to me
October 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
@frightshark.bsky.social found this while looking for old halloween avs
October 2, 2026 at 11:27 AM
using my last two braincells to download and play a game called slap and run
October 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
society if technology never surpassed the atari 2600
SCI_FI/NEOCITY.GIF
October 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
they would have to name the song "vaping in the boys room" if it was released today
October 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
"i feel-" let me stop you right there, chief
October 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
cooking has existed for centuries. but only recently have we begun to start to thinking about making it easier
October 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
returning rooftop solar panels because it rained the day after they were installed
September 26, 2026 at 12:37 PM
no, children were harmed while filming this movie
September 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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1. Person from throughout history remembered
September 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
anyone alive enough to be excited by this lacks the bodily moisture content and electrical activity required for a touch to register on the screen
September 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
are we allowed to post things that aren't true
September 24, 2026 at 2:53 PM