Don't Ask, Won't Tell
@melissawoodruff.bsky.social
Bloody-hearted Liberal PATRIOT.
Sharp-clawed Feminist cat-lady.
It should go without saying that I don't follow, or accept followers who have zero posts on their profiles. You HAVE to show me why you are on Bsky. It's only fair.
Sharp-clawed Feminist cat-lady.
It should go without saying that I don't follow, or accept followers who have zero posts on their profiles. You HAVE to show me why you are on Bsky. It's only fair.
I complimented a beautiful young woman for her pink hair yesterday.
Then I complimented the brunette.
She said, "You, too, I LOVE blonde hair!"
I nearly died, I've been a redhead all my life. Now, when I will never know the life of a blonde--I am one.
Fuck.
Then I complimented the brunette.
She said, "You, too, I LOVE blonde hair!"
I nearly died, I've been a redhead all my life. Now, when I will never know the life of a blonde--I am one.
Fuck.
October 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I complimented a beautiful young woman for her pink hair yesterday.
Then I complimented the brunette.
She said, "You, too, I LOVE blonde hair!"
I nearly died, I've been a redhead all my life. Now, when I will never know the life of a blonde--I am one.
Fuck.
Then I complimented the brunette.
She said, "You, too, I LOVE blonde hair!"
I nearly died, I've been a redhead all my life. Now, when I will never know the life of a blonde--I am one.
Fuck.
What the fucking fuck are we allowing to happen???
Women need to start packing iron, and NEVER hesitate to use it.
THIS. IS. WAR.
Women need to start packing iron, and NEVER hesitate to use it.
THIS. IS. WAR.
WKRN: “A Utah school admin filed a federal lawsuit alleging she was pepper-sprayed, sedated, beaten, sexually assaulted by correctional officers inside Nashville Detention Center after an arrest last year… officers remain employed by sheriff, no criminal charges filed…” www.wkrn.com/news/local-n...
October 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
What the fucking fuck are we allowing to happen???
Women need to start packing iron, and NEVER hesitate to use it.
THIS. IS. WAR.
Women need to start packing iron, and NEVER hesitate to use it.
THIS. IS. WAR.
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'tis the season...
October 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
'tis the season...
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THIS is why I love Eric Idle.
The Pythons larking around at a 40th anniversary Q&A for MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975) with John Oliver in 2015.
October 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
THIS is why I love Eric Idle.
You cannot make this shit up, but a 2X4 could help with her deficit disorder...
Jordan Klepper sat down with a J6 insurrectionist demanding a payout for being... the victim?
October 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
You cannot make this shit up, but a 2X4 could help with her deficit disorder...
This is mob-boss talk. He doesn't even need to stuff his cheeks with cotton.
He's a fucking FELON.
And, the Moll standing next to him is SCARY. What IS SHE???
He's a fucking FELON.
And, the Moll standing next to him is SCARY. What IS SHE???
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
October 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This is mob-boss talk. He doesn't even need to stuff his cheeks with cotton.
He's a fucking FELON.
And, the Moll standing next to him is SCARY. What IS SHE???
He's a fucking FELON.
And, the Moll standing next to him is SCARY. What IS SHE???
"By the way, this record is available in the foyer!"
October 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"By the way, this record is available in the foyer!"
Fat Nazi sez wut?
MAGA grandpa ready to call ICE on Black woman-for using gym equipment.
October 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Fat Nazi sez wut?
And THAT'S putting it nicely. Fuck off MAGA. You're too stupid to live.
October 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
And THAT'S putting it nicely. Fuck off MAGA. You're too stupid to live.
Watch the female cadette do to Pete, what he wants to do to her: HUMILIATION
This is the funniest shit of all time… wait for it…😂
Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego
October 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Watch the female cadette do to Pete, what he wants to do to her: HUMILIATION
I worked at some "prestigious" schools: Rollis College, Embry-Riddle-Aeronautical Uni, among others. Quite a few did not have Boys' Clubs on campus, ergo, there were fewer rapes. The "pack mentality" couldn't exist where other guiding forces (science, discovery, leadership) were prime, and CO-ED.
October 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I worked at some "prestigious" schools: Rollis College, Embry-Riddle-Aeronautical Uni, among others. Quite a few did not have Boys' Clubs on campus, ergo, there were fewer rapes. The "pack mentality" couldn't exist where other guiding forces (science, discovery, leadership) were prime, and CO-ED.
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Can't say they're wrong! This is for YOU too, Hastert. I hope you're toasty!
October 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Can't say they're wrong! This is for YOU too, Hastert. I hope you're toasty!
Man! Someone who is VERY impressed themselves reposted about 10 of my posts, THEN said something snotty about ONE of them.
Don't steal my stuff if you don't understand it...
Don't steal my stuff if you don't understand it...
October 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Man! Someone who is VERY impressed themselves reposted about 10 of my posts, THEN said something snotty about ONE of them.
Don't steal my stuff if you don't understand it...
Don't steal my stuff if you don't understand it...
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If they allegedly can’t even remember which victim Jane Doe was, that raises a horrifying question:
How many victims were there?
HOW. MANY. WERE. THERE?
Every survivor deserves to be heard, believed, and protected not identified, hara$sed, or doxxed.
How many victims were there?
HOW. MANY. WERE. THERE?
Every survivor deserves to be heard, believed, and protected not identified, hara$sed, or doxxed.
October 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
If they allegedly can’t even remember which victim Jane Doe was, that raises a horrifying question:
How many victims were there?
HOW. MANY. WERE. THERE?
Every survivor deserves to be heard, believed, and protected not identified, hara$sed, or doxxed.
How many victims were there?
HOW. MANY. WERE. THERE?
Every survivor deserves to be heard, believed, and protected not identified, hara$sed, or doxxed.
These Chinese stink bugs are repulsive. They're hard to kill, stink if you smash them and INFEST every last place.
I've killed at least 30 today, and have 21 on my screens, now.
Make that 22.
I use zevo so as not to kill everything, but damn, these assholes are BEGGING for pesticides.
I've killed at least 30 today, and have 21 on my screens, now.
Make that 22.
I use zevo so as not to kill everything, but damn, these assholes are BEGGING for pesticides.
October 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
These Chinese stink bugs are repulsive. They're hard to kill, stink if you smash them and INFEST every last place.
I've killed at least 30 today, and have 21 on my screens, now.
Make that 22.
I use zevo so as not to kill everything, but damn, these assholes are BEGGING for pesticides.
I've killed at least 30 today, and have 21 on my screens, now.
Make that 22.
I use zevo so as not to kill everything, but damn, these assholes are BEGGING for pesticides.
#Booksky
I am reading "Call Your Daughter Home" by Deb Spera.
I'm impressed. She writes some Fab prose, and captures what women have to do to fight abusive men.
It's easier to kill a man than an alligator.
1924, the shit women had to go through. Disease, abuse, racism.
I am reading "Call Your Daughter Home" by Deb Spera.
I'm impressed. She writes some Fab prose, and captures what women have to do to fight abusive men.
It's easier to kill a man than an alligator.
1924, the shit women had to go through. Disease, abuse, racism.
October 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
#Booksky
I am reading "Call Your Daughter Home" by Deb Spera.
I'm impressed. She writes some Fab prose, and captures what women have to do to fight abusive men.
It's easier to kill a man than an alligator.
1924, the shit women had to go through. Disease, abuse, racism.
I am reading "Call Your Daughter Home" by Deb Spera.
I'm impressed. She writes some Fab prose, and captures what women have to do to fight abusive men.
It's easier to kill a man than an alligator.
1924, the shit women had to go through. Disease, abuse, racism.
Damn
I don't know shit.
It all sucks.
I don't know shit.
It all sucks.
October 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Damn
I don't know shit.
It all sucks.
I don't know shit.
It all sucks.
Fuck to the YOU.
October 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Fuck to the YOU.
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I know how shit goes.
ALL women want to fuck. ALL women want to be SAFE. ALL women just want to be WOMEN!!!
WHY does that mean we want to be RAPED???
Is it THAT hard to understand?
TALK to HER. If she says NO, then hope for the best the next time.
STOP RAPING HER.
I know how shit goes.
ALL women want to fuck. ALL women want to be SAFE. ALL women just want to be WOMEN!!!
WHY does that mean we want to be RAPED???
Is it THAT hard to understand?
TALK to HER. If she says NO, then hope for the best the next time.
STOP RAPING HER.
October 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
k
I know how shit goes.
ALL women want to fuck. ALL women want to be SAFE. ALL women just want to be WOMEN!!!
WHY does that mean we want to be RAPED???
Is it THAT hard to understand?
TALK to HER. If she says NO, then hope for the best the next time.
STOP RAPING HER.
I know how shit goes.
ALL women want to fuck. ALL women want to be SAFE. ALL women just want to be WOMEN!!!
WHY does that mean we want to be RAPED???
Is it THAT hard to understand?
TALK to HER. If she says NO, then hope for the best the next time.
STOP RAPING HER.
This is NOT made up. I grew up around Christians.
NONE of them would have claimed the total BULLSHIT.
NONE of them would have claimed the total BULLSHIT.
October 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This is NOT made up. I grew up around Christians.
NONE of them would have claimed the total BULLSHIT.
NONE of them would have claimed the total BULLSHIT.
So many of us were raised by women who burned their bras and marched for equal rights.
*I* did, too.
But, the fucking MEN have overtaken OUR progress.
I want them ALL to feel the PAIN of discrimination.
I want them to FAIL. And HURT. And DIE.
*I* did, too.
But, the fucking MEN have overtaken OUR progress.
I want them ALL to feel the PAIN of discrimination.
I want them to FAIL. And HURT. And DIE.
October 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
So many of us were raised by women who burned their bras and marched for equal rights.
*I* did, too.
But, the fucking MEN have overtaken OUR progress.
I want them ALL to feel the PAIN of discrimination.
I want them to FAIL. And HURT. And DIE.
*I* did, too.
But, the fucking MEN have overtaken OUR progress.
I want them ALL to feel the PAIN of discrimination.
I want them to FAIL. And HURT. And DIE.
So. I'm just an old woman tryna to figure out what the FUCK is going on.
EVERY DAY is worse than the previous. EVERY punch is below the belt. EVERY Dollar is worth 75c less. EVERY child is fodder. EVERY family is assumed criminal.
GODDAMNIT. Will we ever climb out of this???
EVERY DAY is worse than the previous. EVERY punch is below the belt. EVERY Dollar is worth 75c less. EVERY child is fodder. EVERY family is assumed criminal.
GODDAMNIT. Will we ever climb out of this???
October 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
So. I'm just an old woman tryna to figure out what the FUCK is going on.
EVERY DAY is worse than the previous. EVERY punch is below the belt. EVERY Dollar is worth 75c less. EVERY child is fodder. EVERY family is assumed criminal.
GODDAMNIT. Will we ever climb out of this???
EVERY DAY is worse than the previous. EVERY punch is below the belt. EVERY Dollar is worth 75c less. EVERY child is fodder. EVERY family is assumed criminal.
GODDAMNIT. Will we ever climb out of this???