Memeified Audrey
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A loving tribute to Arlington, VA's finest perennial candidate.
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Audrey Through the Years
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Greetings #ArlingtonVA. Enjoy a recap of Audrey Clement's perseverance. She can equal the 2017 Cleveland Browns and 2008 Detroit Lions this November. youtu.be/y4RZ49vSTE8
Now that Ms. Clement has garnered the blessing of the #ArlingtonVA GOP, it's worth revisiting the historical stats. She has flat out kicked their ass over the years! 🦶🫏
It is nice of the Arlington GOP to concede to (AC) before the votes are counted! 💪
It is nice of the Arlington GOP to concede to (AC) before the votes are counted! 💪
Since 2011, Audrey has garnered 166,568 votes more than all (R) candidates combined. Even if you add in the John Vihstadt's votes, who is an (R) but ran as an (I), she has still beaten the Arlington GOP by a hefty 72,692 votes. In #ArlingtonVA, the two primary parties are (D) and (AC).
October 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Now that Ms. Clement has garnered the blessing of the #ArlingtonVA GOP, it's worth revisiting the historical stats. She has flat out kicked their ass over the years! 🦶🫏
It is nice of the Arlington GOP to concede to (AC) before the votes are counted! 💪
It is nice of the Arlington GOP to concede to (AC) before the votes are counted! 💪
The 17th time is surely the charm.
GREEN -> INDEPENDENT -> MAGA
GREEN -> INDEPENDENT -> MAGA
October 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The 17th time is surely the charm.
GREEN -> INDEPENDENT -> MAGA
GREEN -> INDEPENDENT -> MAGA
Congratulations to Ms. Clement, who is certain to be strongest candidate endorsed by #ArlingtonVA GOP Chairman Matthew Hurtt during his tenure.
Arlington GOP backs Clement for County Board, criticizes both treasurer candidates
Arlington GOP backs Clement for County Board, criticizes both treasurer candidates | ARLnow.com
The Arlington County Republican Committee has decided to back independent candidate Audrey Clement for County Board and to stay out of the special election for treasurer. "In my many meetings and conversations...
www.arlnow.com
October 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Congratulations to Ms. Clement, who is certain to be strongest candidate endorsed by #ArlingtonVA GOP Chairman Matthew Hurtt during his tenure.
A S.C. Senate seat seems no less obtainable...
July 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
A S.C. Senate seat seems no less obtainable...
This is behind an election. Will catch up in November.
June 25, 2026 at 1:15 PM
This is behind an election. Will catch up in November.
Who needs a variety of sign verbiage when you have signs that have been aged and weathered to perfection with each sporting unique shades of green?
May 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Who needs a variety of sign verbiage when you have signs that have been aged and weathered to perfection with each sporting unique shades of green?
#ArlingtonVA county board better watch out now that disposing election results is on the table.
May 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
#ArlingtonVA county board better watch out now that disposing election results is on the table.
It's looking like a bumper crop of perennial malcontents this year! Where's the cyclist? The more the merrier!
Latest Democratic County Board candidate rips own party's local leadership
Latest Democratic County Board candidate rips own party’s local leadership | ARLnow.com
Arlington's third and final Democratic contender for County Board launched her campaign May 6 with criticism of county political leadership. "I'm a serious person, and this is a serious job. I'm not just...
www.arlnow.com
May 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
It's looking like a bumper crop of perennial malcontents this year! Where's the cyclist? The more the merrier!
Two New Rules
1) You may publish the age of people who hit perennial candidates but you may not publish the age of perennial candidates.
2) When gearing up for that 17th L, bash Parisa.
1) You may publish the age of people who hit perennial candidates but you may not publish the age of perennial candidates.
2) When gearing up for that 17th L, bash Parisa.
April 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Two New Rules
1) You may publish the age of people who hit perennial candidates but you may not publish the age of perennial candidates.
2) When gearing up for that 17th L, bash Parisa.
1) You may publish the age of people who hit perennial candidates but you may not publish the age of perennial candidates.
2) When gearing up for that 17th L, bash Parisa.
Secretary Hung Cao is an inspiration to Virginia's serial also-rans.
April 23, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Secretary Hung Cao is an inspiration to Virginia's serial also-rans.
Sure, an eye for eye blinds two people, but voting yes is your best defense against their gouging your eye out in the first place.
April 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Sure, an eye for eye blinds two people, but voting yes is your best defense against their gouging your eye out in the first place.
Nothing beats the first springtime blooms of #ArlingtonVA County Board campaign fiction:
"First they defund the police. Then they defund everyone else."
- Audrey Clement
"The change we need."
- Julie Farnam
"First they defund the police. Then they defund everyone else."
- Audrey Clement
"The change we need."
- Julie Farnam
March 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Nothing beats the first springtime blooms of #ArlingtonVA County Board campaign fiction:
"First they defund the police. Then they defund everyone else."
- Audrey Clement
"The change we need."
- Julie Farnam
"First they defund the police. Then they defund everyone else."
- Audrey Clement
"The change we need."
- Julie Farnam
Coming soon to a median near you: Persistence vs. Verbosity!
March 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Coming soon to a median near you: Persistence vs. Verbosity!
JUST IN: Candidate attacked outside of library while gathering signatures for County Board run
JUST IN: Candidate attacked outside of library while gathering signatures for County Board run | ARLnow.com
Frequent local candidate Audrey Clement was attacked over the weekend while gathering signatures for another Arlington County Board run, ARLnow has learned. The incident happened just before 5 p.m. on...
www.arlnow.com
March 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Let the advertising games begin!
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Let the advertising games begin!
As we bid farewell to a difficult year featuring an Audrey Clement campaign for elected office in #ArlingtonVA, let's look forward with hope and optimism to a year that will feature an Audrey Clement campaign for elected office in #ArlingtonVA. Happy New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
As we bid farewell to a difficult year featuring an Audrey Clement campaign for elected office in #ArlingtonVA, let's look forward with hope and optimism to a year that will feature an Audrey Clement campaign for elected office in #ArlingtonVA. Happy New Year!
Congratulations to Ms. Clement for her achievement: 0-16!
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Congratulations to Ms. Clement for her achievement: 0-16!
Don't forget, #ArlingtonVA. Early voting starts next Friday!
September 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Don't forget, #ArlingtonVA. Early voting starts next Friday!
Audrey memes have gone mainstream.
May 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Audrey memes have gone mainstream.
Memeified and posterized.
May 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Memeified and posterized.
Since 2011, Audrey has garnered 166,568 votes more than all (R) candidates combined. Even if you add in the John Vihstadt's votes, who is an (R) but ran as an (I), she has still beaten the Arlington GOP by a hefty 72,692 votes. In #ArlingtonVA, the two primary parties are (D) and (AC).
May 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Since 2011, Audrey has garnered 166,568 votes more than all (R) candidates combined. Even if you add in the John Vihstadt's votes, who is an (R) but ran as an (I), she has still beaten the Arlington GOP by a hefty 72,692 votes. In #ArlingtonVA, the two primary parties are (D) and (AC).
Fun facts: Arlington, VA has 168,321 registered voters as of 5/1/2025 per the Commonwealth of Virginia's Department of Elections. Audrey has lost 15 elections by a total of 457,221 votes. She has earned 253,647 votes in that same span. The average margin of loss is 30,481. #ArlingtonVA
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Fun facts: Arlington, VA has 168,321 registered voters as of 5/1/2025 per the Commonwealth of Virginia's Department of Elections. Audrey has lost 15 elections by a total of 457,221 votes. She has earned 253,647 votes in that same span. The average margin of loss is 30,481. #ArlingtonVA
Greetings #ArlingtonVA. Enjoy a recap of Audrey Clement's perseverance. She can equal the 2017 Cleveland Browns and 2008 Detroit Lions this November. youtu.be/y4RZ49vSTE8
Audrey Through the Years
YouTube video by Memeified Audrey
youtu.be
May 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Greetings #ArlingtonVA. Enjoy a recap of Audrey Clement's perseverance. She can equal the 2017 Cleveland Browns and 2008 Detroit Lions this November. youtu.be/y4RZ49vSTE8